jordanlacity I feel like I need two bank accounts. One for sober, responsible me that pays bills and buys organic food. And the other for the intoxicated me who tips 75% at the bar and orders pizza online the next day. #CholaNation #Brazilian 1d

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jordanlacity Happy birthday to the only man who has ever mattered + baby Bae #bigbradder #beyonce 5d

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jordanlacity Because my legs look kinda thinner when I stand like this. #TakeAPictureOfMeDoingThis #ThickerGirlsAreGunnaTry #AlexToes #gaydadjazzhands :// @houchinstagram 1w

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jordanlacity My heart hurts missing this fam. I can't believe you guys are mine. Somebody pinch me. #GothChic #Funeral #HappyMothersDay #pinch 3w
  •   le.lucie I love YOU and miss you it's unbearable at times!!! I'm so proud of you tho..in every way!!! It's almost over. So close. I LOVE YOU 3w

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jordanlacity All these stupid ass 14 year olds need to put down their contouring brushes and go through the same awkward phases the rest of us had to endure. #BadAttitudeNancy
: @houchinstagram
3w

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jordanlacity Cheers to all my spider legged, ripped legging, lesbian legends that don't need to answer to no body
#BeingAGayManMyself
1mon

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jordanlacity The best part about being in your 20s is slowly caring less and less about what people think about you and surrounding yourself with good people who brighten and enrich your life.
The worst is that I'm broke. //: @houchinstagram
1mon

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jordanlacity Whoever finds the $20 I dropped on campus today, spend it on alcohol. It's what I would have wanted.
#GayBoysOrGetOut #BeingAGayManMyself #TheCastro #BoobGrabs #SanFrancisco
1mon

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jordanlacity Grandma, you sweet angel. you light up a room with your presence and your smile ignites the hearts of everyone you meet. I am so grateful to be gifted with your presence in my life and your support, encouragement, and I applaud this next chapter for you. May it bring even more adventure, opening, expansion, transformation and ignite, whole hearted love, if that's even possible. Truly you are one of the most magnetic, kind, captivating, generous, sweet, charming, funny, smart beings I have ever met. Keep shining. What a gift to be a part of your life, you are the divine. #happy80th 1mon

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jordanlacity Yeah, sex is cool. But have you ever had garlic bread? 1mon

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jordanlacity What you got on your Instagram that's so private? Your grande latte foam swirl in the shape of a heart? The sushi you ate yesterday? Bye. // @houchinstagram
#Live #FreeRunning #Parkour #NightMission #SanFrancisco
2mon

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jordanlacity I'm stupid for putting so many miles between me and my favorite person. I love you and I miss you all the time. @renny_montague #NationalSiblingsDay
#bigbradder #gimmethoseDIMPS
2mon
  •   renny_montague I love you more than my teeny heart has the capacity for. 2mon
  •   swiftyma Soooo cute!! 2mon
  •   sabramay It's okay, I forgive you. 2mon
  •   diexslo hook me up w/ ur brother. 2mon
  •   bahmanmody U guyz R saow kuyt 2mon

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jordanlacity I had the pleasure of cutting this gem of a grandma's hair today. She was the sassiest pistol I've met in a while. As she was leaving she stuffed two dollars in my pocket and handed me her Times Magazine she had been thumbing through. She said "you seem like a bright girl, you need this more than I will at this point. She hugged me and left. Walking back to my station, I look down at the dog eared page she had handed me, and there is was, in bold print, clear as day: "HOW TO SAVE FOR RETIREMENT" #ImSoTired #TheHundreds #SanFrancisco : @houchinstagram 2mon

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jordanlacity and then I ate a pot brownie.
#BeingAGayManMyself
2mon

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jordanlacity I thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored. : @houchinstagram 2mon

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jordanlacity Snapchat is relevant/wearing this hat for the rest of my life, relevant. #springbreak 2mon

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jordanlacity Slept over at a girl's house once when I was in the 4th grade. Saw her pour milk into the bowl first, then the cereal. Never saw her again and just found out she's in prison.
Trust your instincts folks.
2mon
  •   citykittie I love you. 2mon
  •   lordcolinoneal Haha! So true 2mon
  •   findkate you are so weird and perfect 2mon
  •   findkate jeffro says this post just raised his opinion of you immensely. and his opinion was already at a 10+. WHO WOULD DO THAT, he says 2mon
  •   actually.dying I had a friend who ate cereal with water. he dated a girl ten years his junior while in college and is now on the sex offender watch list. 2mon
  •   anthoneycarter 2mon
  •   sarahehrlich1 That's just wrong. 2mon
  •   dwntwnamybrwn evil genius is at the dangerous edge of a long, thin line of delicious crunchy froot. 2mon

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jordanlacity When ya at work just being pleasant af.
Side piece: @rozzaaaaay
Magic braids by: @sophierosestouch
2mon

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