jordanlacity feliz navidad, bitchachos. #mainbae 7h

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jordanlacity I also use Dr. Bonner AND compost/separate my recycling now. #HappyOneYear #SanFrancisco #FearOfHeights #OneDayAtATime : @houchinstagram 1d

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jordanlacity Me rn. Jk #fbf gnite 6d

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jordanlacity I need to remember my place in the world and know that I am not at whole food prices level yet in my life. #AllOfIt //@houchinstagram 2w

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jordanlacity Sam Smith's voice is like a scented candle. 2w

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jordanlacity I'm as pretty as I feel. 2w

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jordanlacity My entire life I've been telling myself, "don't be afraid". And it's only now that I'm realizing how stupid that is. Don't be afraid. Like saying, "don't move out of the way when someone tries to punch you" or "don't flinch at the heat of a fire" or "don't blink". Don't be human. I'm afraid and you're afraid and we're all always going to be afraid, because that's the point. What I should have been telling myself is "be afraid, but do it anyway". Live anyway. : @houchinstagram 4w

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jordanlacity Shutting the fuck up is gluten free. Why don't you add that to your diet. 4w

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jordanlacity Hungover Sunday with Bae. 1mon

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jordanlacity There's really no angry way to say "bubbles". #MikeTyson #BestFriendsForever 1mon

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jordanlacity I'm as mad as a dad in traffic 1mon

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jordanlacity Taken like 5 mins ago, so where the party at doe? 2mon

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jordanlacity Do you ever wonder about the really nice drunk girls you've met in bathrooms and wonder how they're doing? I miss you all. : @awesomecameras 2mon

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jordanlacity Caked up 'til I cash out and I got 'em all wondering how, so
on the down low, haters drown slow
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jordanlacity Hey girl...You're like a pizza at a Chinese Buffet, I am not feeling you right now, but I respect you being you and putting yourself out there. - #tinder 2mon

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jordanlacity Stop editing your pics. What if you go missing? How can we find you if you look like Beyoncé on Instagram and Waka Flocka in person? 2mon

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jordanlacity You're not an adult at all. You're just a tall child, holding a beer, having a conversation you don't understand. 2mon
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  •   ilikethis Dang girl! I've been following you for a min & just saw you 12k followers. When tha fuk that happen?! Haha 2mon
  •   jordanlacity @ilikethis GIRL! I honestly think you were one of the first people I followed when IG wasn't even a real thing 5 years ago! About the 12k....so embarrassing....clearly it's not real..I worked for a PR company a few years back and we used my account as a Guinea pig to try out this new start up company app "1200 real IG followers for $5!!".....woke up three days later with 10k robot fake followers.....I hate it, but I have no idea how to fix it and it's been like this for over a year. EVERYONE I meet has something to say about it. I'm not that girl, I swear! Haha :) Anyway, I've been watching your babies grow over the years, I still get blown away how times flies. They are gorgeous, so stoked for you! Well done, I'm so happy for you and I hope everyone on your end is happy, healthy and doing fantastic 2mon
  •   ilikethis Things are well! I cull my followers like once a year so I get it. You're too cute! keep living that dolce vita! be happy, be you 2mon
  •   ilikethis & OMG has it been FIVE years? Haha not gonna lie, love the IG. You're one of my firsts too! 2mon

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jordanlacity "Stay with me" by Sam Smith(ing) so hard right now. She makes me face all my fears, head on, whilst interlocking every finger of mine in hers. 2mon

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