jordanlacity Grandma, you sweet angel. you light up a room with your presence and your smile ignites the hearts of everyone you meet. I am so grateful to be gifted with your presence in my life and your support, encouragement, and I applaud this next chapter for you. May it bring even more adventure, opening, expansion, transformation and ignite, whole hearted love, if that's even possible. Truly you are one of the most magnetic, kind, captivating, generous, sweet, charming, funny, smart beings I have ever met. Keep shining. What a gift to be a part of your life, you are the divine. #happy80th 2d

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jordanlacity Yeah, sex is cool. But have you ever had garlic bread? 5d

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jordanlacity What you got on your Instagram that's so private? Your grande latte foam swirl in the shape of a heart? The sushi you ate yesterday? Bye. // @houchinstagram
#Live #FreeRunning #Parkour #NightMission #SanFrancisco
6d

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jordanlacity I'm stupid for putting so many miles between me and my favorite person. I love you and I miss you all the time. @renny_montague #NationalSiblingsDay
#bigbradder #gimmethoseDIMPS
1w

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jordanlacity I had the pleasure of cutting this gem of a grandma's hair today. She was the sassiest pistol I've met in a while. As she was leaving she stuffed two dollars in my pocket and handed me her Times Magazine she had been thumbing through. She said "you seem like a bright girl, you need this more than I will at this point. She hugged me and left. Walking back to my station, I look down at the dog eared page she had handed me, and there is was, in bold print, clear as day: "HOW TO SAVE FOR RETIREMENT" #ImSoTired #TheHundreds #SanFrancisco : @houchinstagram 1w

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jordanlacity and then I ate a pot brownie.
#BeingAGayManMyself
2w

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jordanlacity I thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored. : @houchinstagram 2w

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Normal Jordan de Leon
jordanlacity Snapchat is relevant/wearing this hat for the rest of my life, relevant. #springbreak 4w

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jordanlacity Slept over at a girl's house once when I was in the 4th grade. Saw her pour milk into the bowl first, then the cereal. Never saw her again and just found out she's in prison.
Trust your instincts folks.
4w
  •   citykittie I love you. 4w
  •   lordcolinoneal Haha! So true 4w
  •   findkate you are so weird and perfect 4w
  •   findkate jeffro says this post just raised his opinion of you immensely. and his opinion was already at a 10+. WHO WOULD DO THAT, he says 4w
  •   actually.dying I had a friend who ate cereal with water. he dated a girl ten years his junior while in college and is now on the sex offender watch list. 4w
  •   sarahehrlich1 That's just wrong. 4w
  •   dwntwnamybrwn evil genius is at the dangerous edge of a long, thin line of delicious crunchy froot. 4w

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jordanlacity When ya at work just being pleasant af.
Side piece: @rozzaaaaay
Magic braids by: @sophierosestouch
4w

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jordanlacity How drunk are/were you today from a scale of: giggling when someone said "Nob Hill", to sleeping with someone who "has a tech start up that's just about to take off" #StPatricksDay #CosmoStudent #ForverTired 1mon

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jordanlacity I'm going for the "beat up, dehydrated, stoned, lesbian, defeated, traffic cone" look. #YouCantBePrettyAllTheTime 1mon

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jordanlacity Ryan, you are such a gift. Thank you for being beautiful, supportive and endlessly encouraging. I'm extremely grateful the universe crossed our paths because I'm very excited for many more adventures together. @houchinstagram #iamloved 2mon
  •   mikeyking What a guy! 2mon
  •   cfalks Get the fuck outta here with this Jordy. Love you. Happy for you. 2mon
  •   rozzaaaaay HAJAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA 2mon
  •   houchinstagram Well.. I just saw that you posted this. What you said was so pure and made me feel all kinds a ways. 😇 I'm so grateful for you. You're an inspiration to me in so many ways. I love you. And it feels like it grows everyday. 2mon
  •   cedub Wonderful 2mon
  •   damnchristopher Beautiful, It's like a One Direction music video 2mon
  •   silenceofthelens So cute!!! 2mon
  •   jayyyy_in_la This is so sweet and touching. Boys got skills 1mon

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Normal Jordan de Leon
jordanlacity Super casual. #onedirection 2mon

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jordanlacity Unitato.
Half unicorn, half potato.
2mon
  •   baby.chad Caption gold. 2mon
  •   chelcvex You are such a babe 2mon
  •   jordanlacity @citykittie Ive been in bed since 6:30pm watching Friends on netflix eating all the M&Ms out of the trail mix. I wish I was being more vibrantly 25, clubbing my face off, mascara running down my face and doing the molly with all the youths. 2mon
  •   citykittie Hahahaha. I love you. Was totally kidding. And that's all I do lately too! It's fucking FREEZING here 2mon
  •   jesbecoz Babe. 2mon
  •   jesbecoz Miss you 2mon
  •   houchinstagram #anthony 2mon
  •   jacobslouka I'd marry 2mon

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jordanlacity If we all threw our problems into a pile and saw everyone else's....we'd grab ours back. #pal #cute #idiot @houchinstagram 2mon

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jordanlacity ...and about if the last mosquito that bit me had to check in to the Betty Ford Clinic . And if I actually deleted my tinder profile or just deleted the app. And if I'll ever be able to achieve the right "bitch arch" to my eyebrows. And if I'll actually start working out tomorrow. And why fucking gas prices are so sketchy low right now. : @houchinstagram 2mon

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jordanlacity Dance party casual. 2mon

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jordanlacity Once you go black, yadda yadda ya. 2mon
  •   ohsolovelymandy Miss you pretty. 2mon
  •   matthew_waves Damn...I dig it 2mon
  •   taffanyqueue 2mon
  •   thekillingcurse I was thinking of doing the same. 2mon
  •   lilsamsam You stole my line ,pretty. Was gonna use that today. 2mon
  •   swiftyma When do you graduate? Im hiring 2mon
  •   jordanlacity Do you own your own spot?!? I'm in San Francisco now, mama! But I'm hoping to be done by October! That's the plan @swiftyma 2mon
  •   swiftyma I manage dif salons. Im hiring for all 4 locations. One is by SFO. If any girls are graduating send them my way, I train. I know imyy we need a babedate 2mon

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