•   cfalks You're welcome, daughter Nance 6mon

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jordanlacity It's a 2015 #Givenchy circle scarf, asshole. If Kanye made it, you wouldn't be talking so much shit. 7mon

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jordanlacity You're going to stand there, owning a firework stand, and tell me..you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers...with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser? #JosephDirté 8mon

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jordanlacity No words for this kinda miss. #LAvsSF #GothBeach #CamdeLeon 8mon

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jordanlacity I've been watching a lot of shows on Pablo Escobar lately. 8mon

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jordanlacity My stages of drunk are:
1. I'm not even buzzed yet
2. Sitting somewhere in wet grass somewhere with my shoes off eating jack in the box
8mon

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jordanlacity Emotions people feel but can't explain: Vemödalen: The frustration of photographing something amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist.
#FAM #tiniestbestfriend #chooseyourpeople #Milan
9mon
  •   awesomecameras Member when u tried to change your name to sfcity... We never forget these things Jordan! 9mon
  •   awesomecameras Ps. Imu... 9mon
  •   sfbarwench You are my queen 8mon
  •   marisa_galea ....ALL THIS TIME... I didn't know you had an Instagram!!!! I miss your goofy pretty ass!!!!! happy birthday love I hope I'll be seeing you soon 🏼 8mon

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jordanlacity San Francisco sometimes reminds you to just be 25, lose yourself in good company, heirloom tomates, enjoy the not so common sunshine, braid your long black hair and wear as little clothing as possible #recycle 9mon

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jordanlacity You ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital? Me too. #littlefucker #ZoaNation 9mon

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jordanlacity I was going to exercise, but then I remembered how Drake said he's obsessed with thick girls? I can't betray him like that. 10mon

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jordanlacity Dear @lagunitasbeer,
We had a deal.
You were supposed to make me funnier, sexier, smarter and a better dancer.
I saw the video.
We need to talk.
#PeeAnywhere #Camping : @houchinstagram
10mon

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  •   franny_adams Come see me!!!! I moved to Riverside so it's a lot closer than SD. 11mon
  •   lindizzlemynizzle I love you bitch! Come see me!! You're the best Why can't you hang out with me I'm in California now here's my number (661) 470-9827 11mon
  •   themeganmichelle Are you actually here??!! 11mon
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jordanlacity I feel like I need two bank accounts. One for sober, responsible me that pays bills and buys organic food. And the other for the intoxicated me who tips 75% at the bar and orders pizza online the next day. #CholaNation #Brazilian 11mon

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jordanlacity Happy birthday to the only man who has ever mattered + baby Bae #bigbradder #beyonce 11mon

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jordanlacity Because my legs look kinda thinner when I stand like this. #TakeAPictureOfMeDoingThis #ThickerGirlsAreGunnaTry #AlexToes #gaydadjazzhands :// @houchinstagram 12mon

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jordanlacity My heart hurts missing this fam. I can't believe you guys are mine. Somebody pinch me. #GothChic #Funeral #HappyMothersDay #pinch 12mon
  •   le.lucie I love YOU and miss you it's unbearable at times!!! I'm so proud of you tho..in every way!!! It's almost over. So close. I LOVE YOU 12mon

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jordanlacity I did a tiny little men's haircut on my tiny tired little friend. @jordanwillcutyou 12mon

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jordanlacity All these stupid ass 14 year olds need to put down their contouring brushes and go through the same awkward phases the rest of us had to endure. #BadAttitudeNancy
: @houchinstagram
12mon

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jordanlacity Cheers to all my spider legged, ripped legging, lesbian legends that don't need to answer to no body
#BeingAGayManMyself
1y

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