jordanbnielsen Cutest secret weapon. 🦁🦁 23h

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jordanbnielsen A most perfect little seat. 1d

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jordanbnielsen Oh hi Monday morning. 3d

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jordanbnielsen *whispers* "So perfect." 4d
  •   bythevictrola Liking it on both platforms really drives home how great this shade if for you. 4d

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jordanbnielsen "Just going to re-buy my mascara," she said. "I definitely DONT need a new lipstick," she said. 4d

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jordanbnielsen Daring disco bat. 😬 5d

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jordanbnielsen Poor lost meatballs. Did somebody sneeze? 6d

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jordanbnielsen Gutter Butts short one Butt. @patr86 1w

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jordanbnielsen Weeeeee it goes faaaaaast! ⛴ #eastriverferry 1w

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jordanbnielsen Waiting for the boat to Williamsburg. I have not tried this before! ️⛴ 1w
  •   samuelbrewsef It's pretty great! 1w
  •   jordanbnielsen I feel like I'm about to realize how much time and money I've wasted in the last years trying to get to Wburg from Dumbo. @samuelbrewsef 1w
  •   samuelbrewsef Just ignore the sinking feeling in your stomach as you imagine all those cab rides down flushing and try to enjoy the scenery!!! 1w

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jordanbnielsen This is @dj_babyblu and he's doing great 🏻 2w

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jordanbnielsen Awesome times at bowling! 2w

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jordanbnielsen Bout to get rid of some of this stuff right now. 3w

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jordanbnielsen A fine time to run out of toilet paper. 😕 3w

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jordanbnielsen It seems someone at the craft paper factory in China lost their pen. It fell out from the center of this roll when I took the plastic off. The world is an intensely strange place. 3w

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jordanbnielsen If there is a Neptunian object orbiting our sun just beyond the edge of our solar system, does that mean Pluto can be a planet again? 🏾🌘 #neildegrassetyson @amnh 3w

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