jooobz New job title. New picture. #blessed 4d

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jooobz She forgave me for leaving her at home on "take your kid to work day." And yes, her tongue is touching my mouth 4d

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jooobz Tongue-out means today is glorious 2w
  •   jooobz @_happymess_ look at you visiting everywhere but here 😑 2w
  •   _happymess_ I'm scared of Seattle and Portland. I know it will mess me up and I'll do everything I can to move to either one of those places. See someone you're attracted to.. Immediately get awkward and avoid them at all costs. Haha 2w
  •   jooobz @_happymess_ just come visit. If I sense you're falling too in love, I will just punch you in the ovary. Aversion therapy. 2w
  •   eveyyang I miss Mila 2w

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jooobz If GD had children, they would look like this. 2w

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jooobz Neighborhood strollin with . Summer is almost heeeeeeere! 3w

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jooobz @_happymess_ #wcw because you make that all-red lesbian ensemble look bomby af 3w
  •   see_linewoman Are you wearing a camouflage bikini top?? Please tell me you are.. 3w
  •   jooobz @see_linewoman of course I am. I still own this million year old camouflage bikini top because my boobs haven't grown in 29 years. 3w
  •   see_linewoman Ha! Well, I love it! @jooobz And neither have mine... But I love my little boobs. Bra less life 4ever! 3w
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jooobz Happy National Sibling Day! 🏻🏻 3w

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jooobz My ex and me. Gosh, I was thin. 3w

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jooobz My coworker loves talking about "turning gay." I don't know if she's trying to bond with me or what, but this is my face every time she brings it up. 4w

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jooobz If this whole programming thing doesn't work out, at least I can become an award-winning actress. : @mooshaboom 1mon

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jooobz #Mcm #mce @eveyyang we look like we are going to prom. I also look exactly like rupaul. 1mon

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jooobz New strings = extra gross calluses. C'mere, grrrl. Lemme stroke yo face 🤗 1mon

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jooobz My honeybooboomonkeybaby 1mon

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jooobz GD will be going to this tonight! I hope to see all my technically-inclined lesbian friends there! 👭 1mon
  •   jooobz @wubbbz come up and join us 🤘🏽 1mon
  •   jooobz @mooshaboom I assume you will be there showing us how to turn things off and then on again? 1mon
  •   mooshaboom Um, of course. Also, if any questions arise about data migration.....I will scream copy and paste. 🏻 1mon
  •   jooobz @mooshaboom I think that technique is a little too advanced for something like this. 1mon

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jooobz We are the #lesbianest of #lesbian bands. We are a #lesbiband 👭 #GD 1mon

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jooobz Face down. Ass up. #wcw #wce 2mon
  •   mooshaboom Hahaha those were the days. Refusing to go into the dressing room. And also picking out...dresses?? #femme 2mon
  •   jooobz @mooshaboom you're still the femme-est lesbian I know. I miss you! I miss being in situations where I can laugh and take pictures of you instead of help you!!! 2mon

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jooobz Can you spot mila? 2mon

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jooobz The "how to increase your flamingly homosexual visibility" project started today. Step 1: retiring my shark wallet (as per @latda23 ). Results to follow. 2mon

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jooobz Busted stankin up my bed with her frito feet 2mon

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jooobz Mila's bed really adds the final dash of class to my new tiny bar. 2mon

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