johnwuzhere Holiday shopping, am I right? 55min

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johnwuzhere These legs are worth $6mill from just being born. 1d

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johnwuzhere Deep in that floral propping 2d

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johnwuzhere Bernzo 3d

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johnwuzhere Thanks to @jordandrae for commissioning these arts in the park sharpie portraits for my bday. And to everyone who captured me. Can't wait for the book! 5d

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johnwuzhere Cool breeze lunch jams in dino valley 6d

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johnwuzhere #tbt to being a little pudge and looking kinda stoned 7d

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johnwuzhere We miss you Beth Lopez!! Come back soon 2w

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johnwuzhere #tbt to 2001 when we still shot movies on film and shaved regularly. 2w

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johnwuzhere Walked into @afentwin 's living room last night and god was all like "doo-overrr"! 2w

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johnwuzhere When I was younger I invented this game... We would go to museums and see how many times we could get yelled at by the guards. The Met was my favorite forum. Very high scoring games due to the large amount of jerks employed. I still play as an adult but only keep score with myself. Not trying to toot my own horn but I'm really good. And snapping this photo proved I still got it. 3w

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johnwuzhere Thanks for feeding me @ahn_off! 3w
  •   ahn_off Thanks for celebrating my favorite holiday with me!!!! 3w

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johnwuzhere I drew this for all of you. #pigout 3w

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johnwuzhere I come home to these sock piles every single day. I'd get drawers but I read somewhere that she thinks she's bringing me fresh kills, so I deal with it. 3w

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johnwuzhere Back to work 4w

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johnwuzhere Casual 4w

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