johnnycarpio Sneak peak of my new music video "shitting with my rolex on" featuring the always beautiful, @megsteroni #wheremygrammyat 2d
  •   markcarpio Duet?? Sure lets shit together hahaha @johnnycarpio 2d
  •   lilgerdy 2d
  •   megsteroni Sounds like a lot of the songs these days anyway.. Haha chart topper in the making 2d
  •   johnnycarpio I've already been contacted by dre and pharell to set up a recording session. @megsteroni 2d
  •   lyyysaaa The last part sounded like an old man having a heart attack 2d
  •   ch1mene @johnnycarpio The most absurd thing about this is that you actually sounded pretty good Love it! Haha 2d
  •   trish_ah So I clicked play but dropped my phone and by the time I seen the video it was the last part of you shitting/convulsing and I was wtf Johnny has epilepsy? Lol 2d
  •   johnnycarpio @ch1mene why thank you! My debut album "shit-tastic tracks" drops next month. Don't forget to show your support! 2d

» LOG IN to write comment.

johnnycarpio If I pay the slightest bit of attention to you while watching boxing, you're most likely incredibly attractive. Needless to say, I took this picture while watching boxing. #damngirl #evenwhenyouargueyourecute #sorryicanthearwhatyouresaying #notlikeicareanyways #ijustlookatyourface 2w

» LOG IN to write comment.

johnnycarpio Introducing - "Just hold me forever" with the bruh @simoncarpio 2w

» LOG IN to write comment.

johnnycarpio The sand may be white with water bluer than blue; but it would never match the beauty that is you. I don't think you have a clue - that even after all we've been through, you're still and always will be the prettiest view. Happy birthday @megsteroni , you smell like poo. #birthdaypoem 4w

» LOG IN to write comment.

johnnycarpio Since we lost our damn gopro in the ocean due to some crazy waves, this is the best I could get. Courtesy of @megsteroni ! In my natural element, killing the waves of Hawaii. #sandybeach #showingthemcaliboyshowitsdone 4w
  •   3_sha Nakss 4w
  •   rachelisms Hey maybe our gopros are recording each other! I lost mine too after overturning on a wave -_- 4w
  •   johnnycarpio Hahaha! Dude I had the go pro head strap on as tight as it could go but it still came off. we got sideswiped by a monster wave we weren't expecting @rachelisms 4w
  •   rachelisms I had the same thing!!!!! I was so choked haha. If you're looking for yours, can you look for mine too?!? LOL on Waikiki beach tho haha 4w
  •   megsteroni I was the only person who cheered for anyone there. The locals looked at me like I was an idiot who's never seen anyone surf before hahaha 4w
  •   mikowarlord shaka 4w

» LOG IN to write comment.

johnnycarpio Took @megsteroni on top of a cliff to watch the sunset only to find a grave all the way at the top. Beautiful hawaiian burial ️ resting in blissful peace 4w

» LOG IN to write comment.

johnnycarpio Family day out at the OC fair 1mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

Normal johnnycarpio

» LOG IN to write comment.

johnnycarpio Every Sunday night before bed, I make it a habit to release all my inner GANGSTA before starting the work week. #og #originalgangsta #mygirldontgiveafuckdoe #koldbloodedkilla 2mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

johnnycarpio Cause we on our way to the top #rolypoly #getthat 2mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

Brannan johnnycarpio
johnnycarpio Chittychingching could buy anything drop dat ohh. Miss you mothacluckas AWAIT MY RETURN!! 2mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

johnnycarpio My beautiful dinner date on a Friday night #thisangeldoesntneedafilter 2mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

johnnycarpio Sometimes I get a little carried away when I sing to @megsteroni 2mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

johnnycarpio Bulking up wit that new do 😎 #ihavehairbish #selfiegamestrong 2mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

johnnycarpio Why you gotta be so rude? 2mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

Normal johnnycarpio
johnnycarpio Back in our natural habitat. Rippin up dem waves with my brrruh. @simoncarpio #nowerenottwins #betterfilterforbetterabs #huntington #fuckcaliforniascoldwater #wewentinanyways 2mon
  •   loloz_mama @johnnycarpio ..jokezzz... looking fizineeee nephew :-) u so intimidating that aint no one even around u!! Lmao mucho caliente tamale... ;) 2mon
  •   victorjohnplaton I paused for a moment of silent orgasm for this photo. 2mon
  •   johnnycarpio Hahahahaha I fucking love you man we should've kicked it! I was just there!! @victorjohnplaton 2mon
  •   victorjohnplaton BAKIT DI KA NAGSABI?!?!? AKALA KO BA MAHAL MO AKO EH BAKIT DI MAN LANG KITA NAYAKAP? NAAMOY?!? NADILAAN AT NAYAPOOOOOOOOS!?!?!? @ch1mene yung alaga mo ha. 2mon
  •   johnnycarpio Hahaha sorryyyy. My schedule was so tight it skipped my mind @victorjohnplaton 2mon
  •   victorjohnplaton Your body is so tight (and your brother's too) I'm skipping in my mind right now. Please tell your parents, on behalf of the gay community, thank you. WALANG TAPON! 2mon
  •   ch1mene OMG @victorjohnplaton you tagged me pa talaga sa post mo! Hahahah 2mon
  •   ch1mene @johnnycarpio @simoncarpio Please come to Cebu next time!!!! 2mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

johnnycarpio The last selfie before leaving. #aintnoshameinmygame #wealldoitcmon #dontfront #ihavehairbish PHILIPPINES HERE I COOOOOMEEEE 3mon
  •   megsteroni @johnnycarpio CLEARLY you were so drunk cause that was FAR from Pasadena that was North Hollywood hahahahah @lilgerdy lets do it I'm so down!!! (Haha I invited myself) 3mon
  •   trish_ah Lol I think the funniest detail is that it was a car filled with an Indian family 3mon
  •   trish_ah Have fun, man!! We'll miss you! 3mon
  •   cyrellejoy Ps my friend wants to Pokemon battle you 3mon
  •   megsteroni Miss you 3mon
  •   megsteroni Miss your baldy 3mon
  •   joshslynne Hi nephew I'm jus admiring your pictures!!! Tell mom I said hi... 5d

» LOG IN to write comment.

Nashville johnnycarpio
johnnycarpio Ohana 3mon
  •   jmadela Si "Hi" to your mom!!! Hope she still remembers me! Hehe 3mon
  •   simoncarpio We all remember you Kuya Jed! 3mon
  •   megsteroni Pets be like "dafuqq are u doing to us" hahaha look at zavie! 3mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

johnnycarpio No well worded caption or clever hashtags will ever do this face justice. So just enjoy, as I do #wcw @megsteroni 4mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

» LOG IN to write comment.