joeschumacher White people be like. #weddings. @cleftry @ak_carp 3d

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joeschumacher @tycarl @sabotage_md @driftermagic they don't have Cajun sparkle here. 6d

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joeschumacher Uhhhh what? 2w

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joeschumacher Happy 4th. 4w

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joeschumacher GPOY 4w

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joeschumacher Met a cutie at the lake this weekend. She said she liked my tattoos but I think she was just using me so I'd play "happy" for her on my phone. Worth it. 1mon

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joeschumacher Truer words have never been spoken. 1mon

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joeschumacher Happy Father's Day to the man who taught me that hard work, loyalty, stubbornness and a badass moustache can get you anywhere in life. Thanks for being my friend this year. I needed it. 1mon
  •   sabotage_md Dude. I know y'all had your differences and whatnot, but I always loved your dad. And his mustache. 1mon

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joeschumacher Well this is wayyyyy less embarrassing than I thought it was gonna be. #highschoolneverdies #mygirlfriendcalledmeascenekidwholikeshiphop #shesright #kingpush 2mon

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joeschumacher Oh yeah. I moshed with Dave Chappelle tonight. Bitches. 2mon

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  •   jonodiener I relate to this meme 2mon
  •   brandnewdrew I literally LOLed when I saw this clip. Classic Rih. 2mon

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joeschumacher It's official. We live together. @melisssaaahhhh is easily the best looking roomate I've ever had. Sorry @instagramatt and @jonsieber. Also out of state friends, buy a plane ticket. We have room for you now. 2mon

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joeschumacher Last weekend in this apartment. Playing my favorite drinking game. Drink a bottle of wine before this episode is over. #chardeemcdennis 2mon

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joeschumacher GPOY 2mon

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joeschumacher Happy Birthday to me. 2mon

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joeschumacher Melissa Kelly just won every birthday ever. Custom cigar box guitar with f holes and my initials burned into the headstock. Also my birthday isn't until Tuesday which makes it even better. Did I mention we are moving in together June 1st? Life is awesome. 2mon

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joeschumacher She got him once in the head with that bag really good. He was holding his head afterward. Thanks @ryanhunterrr 3mon
  •   joeschumacher And like why didn't she defend him at all? Was he cheating? I need information. 3mon
  •   jeremimattern This is really good Joe. Did you draw this yourself? Did you do it in the Photoshop or by hand? #greatjob 3mon
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joeschumacher Paula really opens up during these behind the scenes interviews. 3mon

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