joeschumacher You're playing a dangerous game dominos. 2w

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joeschumacher Everybody is out here talking about snow and I'm just trying to help Thunder get her boobs done. I mean come on. She's just going to try it. 3w

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joeschumacher STATUS UPDATE. WHY EVEN GO OUTSIDE. 1mon
  •   cavell86 Meh. 1mon
  •   sabotage_md Thinkin bout takin this deep freeze off my neck, this ice tray out my mouth 1mon

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joeschumacher FEELS LIKE NOPE 1mon

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joeschumacher This may or may not have replaced my girlfriend as my phone background. 2mon

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joeschumacher I still know what you did last summer 2mon
  •   jackiemermea We seriously need to hang out sometime. 2mon
  •   sabotage_md Dude Jack Black still cracks me up in that 2mon

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  •   ryanterry Dad? 2mon
  •   tommygunlopez He loves his #bunnies 2mon
  •   cbrchick600 Ugh just watched his ep... What did i do wrong?? U completely and utterly destroyed someone elses house that they were renting to u out of the goodness of their heart. Fucking disgusting and the way he acted reminds me of a damn child 2mon

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joeschumacher Round two. 3mon
  •   posixpaul You're my favorite. I do this all the time 3mon
  •   bexbrutz I feel you!!! There's a car who's alarm goes off 3x in the middle of the night FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS. I've left notes, I've told the management...don't know what else to do except shoot em. 3mon

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joeschumacher Happy Saturday Morning 3mon

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joeschumacher Oh yeah. My co-worker turned me into a mii today and fucking nailed it. 3mon

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joeschumacher PSA 2015 3mon

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joeschumacher Yo is that some chocolate flavor syrup? BITCH U BET IT IS. 3mon

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joeschumacher See also. Troll Walsh. 3mon

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joeschumacher GPOY 3mon

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joeschumacher Starting off 2015 the right way. By killing this useless asshole. Happy new year buttholes 3mon

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joeschumacher Cool tree guys. We are hanging upside down and making batman jokes. Get on our level. @mattischumacher @suzimckee 3mon

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joeschumacher Merry Xmas 3mon

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joeschumacher DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY CONTACTS TO HELP ME GET MY DREAM JOB. PLEASE ADVISE THIS IS NOT A JOKE. 3mon

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joeschumacher It's funny because it's true. #versaceaquaberryluciousness 4mon

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