joeschumacher I don't have a dog. But here's my favorite human with her dog. #ferris #worksuckssobadthatimissthepersonilivewith 1w

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joeschumacher Nailed it. 2w

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joeschumacher You have 24 hours. 2w

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joeschumacher Netflix: Cocaine Cowboys 2 #tru 2w
  •   joeschumacher It actually gets fucking crazy directly after this part. In fact. This whole series is insane. 2w
  •   afaris24 Just watched this last night!! 2w
  •   rosemarycross16 I should meet him. -REAL BIATCH 2w

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joeschumacher To the man who taught me what funny was. Thank you for every movie and standup set and impression. I dressed up as Mrs. Doubtfire in 4th grade for a reason. 3w

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joeschumacher Friday Night with Bruce and Kareem. 4w

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joeschumacher Happy Sunday. 1mon

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joeschumacher White people be like. #weddings. @cleftry @ak_carp 1mon

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joeschumacher @tycarl @sabotage_md @driftermagic they don't have Cajun sparkle here. 1mon

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joeschumacher Uhhhh what? 2mon

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joeschumacher Happy 4th. 2mon

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joeschumacher GPOY 2mon

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joeschumacher Met a cutie at the lake this weekend. She said she liked my tattoos but I think she was just using me so I'd play "happy" for her on my phone. Worth it. 2mon

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joeschumacher Truer words have never been spoken. 3mon

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joeschumacher Happy Father's Day to the man who taught me that hard work, loyalty, stubbornness and a badass moustache can get you anywhere in life. Thanks for being my friend this year. I needed it. 3mon
  •   sabotage_md Dude. I know y'all had your differences and whatnot, but I always loved your dad. And his mustache. 3mon

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joeschumacher Well this is wayyyyy less embarrassing than I thought it was gonna be. #highschoolneverdies #mygirlfriendcalledmeascenekidwholikeshiphop #shesright #kingpush 3mon

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joeschumacher Oh yeah. I moshed with Dave Chappelle tonight. Bitches. 3mon

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  •   jonodiener I relate to this meme 3mon
  •   brandnewdrew I literally LOLed when I saw this clip. Classic Rih. 3mon

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