Rise Jessica Vance
jessibev After careful consideration.... ....I have decided who I will be this year for Halloween. It's finally happening. 2d

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jessibev Had an interesting night last night.

Accidentally went the the Laugh Factory instead of the Comedy Store- after paying for valet parking smh. The valet then gave me 4 Laugh Factory tickets to come back to see any show! Hung out with the comedians at Rock N Reilly's bar- talked and had shots with Jonathan Kite. Talked with Printz Board....what weird night.
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jessibev It's my Monday on a Thursday....happy Mursday everyone! @therealkevinziggy 4d

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jessibev Disneyland BJ's crew trip no. 1!

Hot as hell, but had a blast.
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jessibev Wtf?

Stranger danger!!!!
1w
  •   jianajaber i get those messages from creeps all the time. 1w
  •   jessibev @jianajaber seriously? I've only had two others thank God. This guy's in London so I don't get it. 1w
  •   samm_bearr Pahahahaha 1w
  •   billycelio FINE!!! I WILL STOP MESSAGING PEOPLE! 1w
  •   happyfeet323 I've gotten those but they're way more ratchet lol 7d

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jessibev Another magical night.....another Mel's trip. Thanks to @therealkevinziggy for everything! 1w

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jessibev Steph and I at the Folly afterparty.
And thanks to Brandon the bartender for hooking us up with free drinks! Yumm
1w

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jessibev Our first Dapper Day at Disneyland was a success! Can't wait for the next Folly! :) 1w

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jessibev Took myself out on a date!
Deeeeeelicious!
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  •   billycelio Make sure your date uses protection if they plan on getting lucky! 2w
  •   jessibev I always use protection.....and I WILL be getting lucky! ;D 2w
  •   silviakins_07 Yumz 2w

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jessibev And they called it ~ puppy love. 3w

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jessibev That one time when all the cooks at BJ's somehow made me a huge heart out of flat ice......and I didn't know what to do with it. 3w
  •   cnoxfam Took a pic wit it and posted on IG. Seems like you knew what's right jt do 3w
  •   jessibev Haha well this was taken last month....so it took me awhile. Lol 3w

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jessibev It's been a whole three months.....but I'm back. Lol Spent the day with the lovely Stephanie! 3w

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jessibev Disneyland photo bomber..... 3w

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jessibev I haven't seen these beautiful faces in three years! Ah, college.
Props to Claire for putting it together!! My burger had mashed potaters and gravy on it. Kept it healthy.
3w

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jessibev These guys at my table kept ordering Orgasm drinks. So of course I wrote notes to the bartender.... ......six Orgasms later.... 3w
  •   katandrusco Wut 3w
  •   katandrusco Do you have another job? 3w
  •   billycelio @heatherjoylove please explain to Ms. Jessica who writes the best notes to bartenders. (And I can imagine you in Detroit right now saying, Oh Billy.) 3w
  •   jessibev @katandrusco I wish I got paid for that! .....wait. 3w
  •   heatherjoylove @billycelio you of course! Detroit misses you! ...oh Billy! 3w
  •   jessibev (Got this from Pablo) so the guy ordering says, "I'll have another....one of those...drinks. gah! Do I hafta say it??" Me: "If you can't say it, then you can't have it" 3w
  •   happyfeet323 Hahajahhah 3w

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Normal Jessica Vance
jessibev Hollywood Bowl:
John Williams Concert, with Seth MacFarlane.
My favorite part of the show....Star Wars
3w

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jessibev John Williams concert!

Just in case you don't know what music he's created:

Jurassic Park
Shindler's List
Superman (original)
Star Wars
Catch Me if You Can
Indiana Jones
NBC theme
Etc, etc, etc....
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  •   jessibev E.T., Harry Potter, Jaws, Saving Private Ryan, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Home Alone......damn. what an amazing composer. 3w

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jessibev Hey there, sailor. Wanna see a trick? 🐇 3w

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jessibev Took this hottie on a super classy date. 3w

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jessibev Last minute invite to The Super Secret Comedy Show in Los Angeles and it was awesome fun! And I only had one beer.....so they really were good! Haha 4w

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