jessejoy Found this cool book on astral projection at a VV the other day. So, basically goodbye forever! 🏼🏼️😴
#imleavingonanastralplane #dontknowwhenillbebackagain
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jessejoy Sure, cottage weekends are the best, as long as you cool w being a walking charcuterie board for the blackflies. 5d

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jessejoy Bless craft breweries for being open on holiday Mondays 🏼 5d

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jessejoy In the middle of the night Vicki awoke suddenly (I, of course, was still awake) she turned to me in the darkness: "OKAY. Thank you for coming to the cotty and helping me celebrate my 30th. I love you." "Uhh, dude, thank you for inviting me and being my friend for 25 years. I love you, too!" But she was already fast asleep. She has no recollection of this. #kindergartenclub 6d
  •   vickenstein9 Hahaha "I had a bad dream where a cobra lunged at a kid and I had to jump in front of them" 5d

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jessejoy It wasn't me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 7d

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jessejoy Woke up catching rainbows, hbu? 1w

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jessejoy My dreams of living in a jungle/treehouse are finally coming to life as evidenced by my ever-growing foliage collection, parrots, bamboo seating arrangements and this baby liger I hang out with. #urbanmowgli #irecentlysawthejunglebook #iweptseveraltimes #iwannabeamancub # #🐅 1w

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jessejoy K, I don't want to brag or anything, but yesterday on my prop foraging journey into Lock Up I was smiled upon by the warehouse gods and ended up with this beauty as my chariot. The one-and-only GOLD, BEDAZZLED, FLAMING shopping cart. It made me feel like Katniss in an incredibly low-budget, albeit resourceful, community production of The Hunger Games. Which, come to think of it, is actually a pretty accurate description of how it feels to spend any more than 20 minutes in the depths of these aisles on a busy day.
So few will understand this.
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jessejoy Yes yes yes YES! It's a good fucking day to be Canadian #transrights #humanrights #transisbeautiful #fuckyourphobias #meanwhileincanada 🇨🇦 2w

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jessejoy wake up & love me 2w

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jessejoy Negronis in the garden ~~🌞~~ neighbour squad has officially come out of hibernation 😎 2w

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jessejoy waking dreamscape 2w

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jessejoy Right now you are both ordinary goldfish. Just swimming around in a plastic bag, wondering where the fuck all your friends went. But soon-- soon one of you will be chosen. Selected. Named the CHAMPION.
After careful consideration, the talent portion of the competition and (most importantly) the bikini modelling- one of you will rise above and go on to great heights! You will star alongside Cat and Dog in a commercial surely many thousands of Canadians will see! Your starring role as Goldfish is only the beginning! Dream big & never look back! Don't listen to the haters! Your discoloured face is what got you here; it's what made you unique and stand out from the crowd! You are beautiful. You are Goldfish. Well, one of you are. For now though, at least you both get to ride shotgun. #maytheoddsbeeverinyourfavor #hatersgonnahate #effyourbeautystandards ~~~unrelated: does anybody want a pet goldfish 2 days from now?*
*Seriously, though.
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jessejoy Excuse me while I kiss the sky. 3w
  •   cser_bear Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor 3w

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jessejoy Remote-office life is oookay I guess. 3w
  •   mardigrascustoms Omg where are you workin? 3w
  •   jessejoy @mardigrascustoms I'm in the 1000 islands in south eastern Ontario (v close to the NY border) just doing desk work/prep on my parents boat haha! Back to the city tomorrow morning for a shoot this week 3w
  •   mardigrascustoms Ooh fun! I'm still workin in Georgia and it's nowhere near that scenic and lovely...lol. Have fun at your next shoot! 3w

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jessejoy When you full grown, but still need to pee at the Children's Library.
#squatlife #thickthighssavelives
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jessejoy Happy (belated) Beltane 4w

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