jensonnelson That feeling when you hate being touched and your friends decide to get really stoned and make you get a Thai massage at 10pm. #rapevictim #fortherecordiwasntstoned 1w
  •   firebrandamerican And bea's all, "Czezh Child"... 1w
  •   joedylan This makes my day 1w
  •   icondevil Ohhhh you know In Thailand the old vagina jab actually happens usually by old ladies I've heard it a couple of times consider your selfucky your in LA 1w

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jensonnelson Happy birthday to my favorite person in the entire world. Yes, her picture is taped in my notebook. I love you, mama. @nursenelson 3w

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jensonnelson I got wild with Gatorade & Perrier last night. Puke bucket not pictured. #sickasfuck #naptime #mamasgirl 4w
  •   mynamestanner Single ply TP? 4w
  •   icondevil No I'm gonna go with it was a big wanking night it looks like a teenage boys bedside table 4w
  •   bobby_jason The worst 4w
  •   taylored_2_win Get better soon! Need more beer drinking piano lessons! 4w

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jensonnelson Reunited and it feels so good. 2mon

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jensonnelson I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me, @tsmith40. @rageorjustchill @harvardandstone 2mon

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jensonnelson Paisley lit the menorah tonight. Happy Chanukah. #2ndnight #hannukah #chanukah @paisleygram @iamstevienelson 2mon

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jensonnelson Happy Chanukah to the chosen people. #1stnight #Chanukah #Hanukkah #yousaypotatoisaylatke 2mon

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jensonnelson I see what you did here, Popsicle
But seriously, my heart goes out to #Paris. #riodejaneiro #rocketpop #jesuspop #nestle
3mon

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jensonnelson Sometimes you have a shitty day, so you grab the only thing that has never betrayed you and cling onto it and take a pathetic selfie while faking a half smile. Happy Monday. #MamasQuilt #blankie #shh #blackandwhite 3mon

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jensonnelson Look what just popped up! A @hotpointapp video booth at @sassafrassaloon! @partyinthevalley #1933group @1933group 4mon

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jensonnelson Am I the only one who sees it? #hurricanepatricia #harryandthehendersons 4mon

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jensonnelson It's showtime. 4mon

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jensonnelson You being born is one of the best things that’s ever happened…ever. Happy birthday to my best friend, @suzyjpants! 4mon

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jensonnelson Take me back to Tel Aviv. (The Russian beer is still a mystery.) 5mon

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jensonnelson Don't Mex with Texas. 5mon

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jensonnelson Stoopin' with II Phonez 5mon

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