jensonnelson Cheers (times seven)! I finally did it, y'all. I went to Medieval Times with my wife-to-be @kaygrill. Rules are rules. Happy Mother's Day, wenches. #MTFANS #yellowandred 3w

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jensonnelson Sometimes, when @iamstevienelson is gone, I sneak into her house and steal ice cream sammies. Other times, she’s actually home, so I pretend like I came to give her a t-shirt and help her pick out an outfit and earrings -- and then I steal an ice cream sammy. @coolhaus makes my #sisterneighbor’s house a #coolhaus. I’ll go back for the other half tomorrow. Don’t tell my sister... seriously, guys. 4w

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jensonnelson I just changed keys 3 times in 30 seconds. Do you know where your children are? I found this sheet music last week after 8 or 9 years. I think this is how I stay sane.

#CPEBach #BachYouLikeAHurricane #JohannSON #SolfeggiettBRO #IwannaBach #BachDirtyToMe #BachAroundTheClock #RockOutWithYourBachOut #BachTherapy #MuscleMemory #CreepyWhiteGirl #MyWeirdWristSurprisedMeToo
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  •   jensonnelson @therawins Gladly! Come bowl with me! Turns out, I'm kinda good at it. 4w
  •   rxbx This place looks rad. You working there this weekend? I want to check it out. 4w
  •   jensonnelson @rxbx I don't physically work at any of our bars. #teamcorporate, but go check it out. It's awesome 4w
  •   rxbx Gotcha. Will do. 4w

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jensonnelson If the Lil' Dutch Boy grew up to suck, that's who my brother is. @c.h.r.i.s.n.e.l.s.o.n #stairywaytonelson #nelsonfamilydinner #danelsonz 2mon

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jensonnelson #throwback to when Sol was like, “hey, can you watch the bar for a minute?” (It was water and I did a good job watching the bar.) @lacuevitabar @soundsofliberty @1933group #nela #90042 #hlp #tbt 3mon

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jensonnelson #Flashback to last Saturday: this is the only decent photo I have from #Guanacaste. Thank you for the refreshing anti-cellphone hospitality, Costa Rica. I will never forget these memories whether they're digitally documented or not. 3mon

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jensonnelson Qué romántico! 3mon

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jensonnelson Making memes with my favorite Wiener. (Ein Wiener ist eine Person aus Wien) #costarica #austria 3mon

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jensonnelson I found wifi, so naturally, I whipped out my journal. #costarica #imperial #guanacaste #liberia #cerveza #siesta 3mon
  •   herenah I miss those Imperials! And Pilsens! 3mon

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jensonnelson The locals and I named this rainbow Ricky Martin, because that's how international humor works. #secretwaterfall #guanacaste #liberia #costarica 3mon

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jensonnelson I think my Spanish is somewhat understandable, but I'm still working on those fucking '3's. 3mon
  •   mynamestanner Mine's rusty. "Good day, I am in the bathroom with the tomato photos"? 3mon
  •   mandreaunicorn La verdad es muy buen español! Congrats! 3mon
  •   icondevil Have you tried just saying it louder and adding ohhhh at the end? 3mon

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jensonnelson I'll be on a horse in the jungle if you need me... #airbnb gold 3mon

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jensonnelson How to make your favorite doctor feel more uncomfortable than you during your annual pap:
1) Tell him you’re documenting this special moment. (He won’t believe you.)
2) When he looks up, realizes you’re not kidding and starts laughing, snap a photo.
#ilovemydoc #gettested #stayhealthy
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