jensenclan88 They have Vince and Turtle's clothes on display at the Arclight like it's a douchebag's garage sale. 6h

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jensenclan88 MARK YOUR CALENDARS. Next show at G1988 (West) is No Sad Stuff, a group show celebrating the films of Tom Hanks from only 1984-1994. You know, the classics. Join us June 13th. 12h

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jensenclan88 Working with New York & Flava Flav today. 17h

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jensenclan88 I very much enjoy this art print from Glen Brogan we released today. 11x14 inches. Only 50 made, $40 each and 10 left! Genuinely my favorite animated film of all-time. Link is in my profile. 2d

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jensenclan88 HAPPY BIRTHDAY @mrmattrobinson. Tonight you are one full man. Tomorrow back to half a man. 3d

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jensenclan88 Episode 3 of Not Here To Make Friends, my Bachelorette podcast w/ @melissastetten is now on iTunes and ready to be listened to. We welcome comedian @annielederman and predict exactly what Koopa will do. Click the link in my profile and allow your ears to have fun. 4d

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jensenclan88 Hope everyone is having a great Memorial Day! 5d

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jensenclan88 To keep tabs, I posted every picture that self-admitted serial child molester Josh Duggar took with a Republican politician for Instagram. Just good stuff to know. You can click the link in my profile to see the over 20 instances. 6d
  •   mondo71 #smh 6d
  •   ceilidhandraste Keep up the good work! That guy is scum. 6d
  •   itslolam He and his family are connected to pretty much every GOP presidential candidate. It's disturbing. 6d
  •   brianlevant I guess glasses didn't make Rick Perry smarter. 6d
  •   rabbirage Best thing ever. 5d
  •   himynameisgreg I was hoping for him to have one picture with Rick Ross 5d

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jensenclan88 This is currently playing on Sirius radio like its a normal song 6d
  •   okfinecheese Are You Ready To RUMMBLLE? (Copyrighted) 6d

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jensenclan88 I love the fictional food art prints from @jbudich. They're all limited edition and only $10 each. If you don't want these to fill your wall, you shouldn't have walls. You can go to gallery1988.com and click the Joshua Budich show link to see it 7d

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jensenclan88 Now this is some serious mixed messaging. 1w

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jensenclan88 #regram from @paymanbenz of myself, @paulscheer and Payman on the set of #ScheerRL, answering the question, "Just how serious do you guys take this stuff?" Photo by @nathanielwood 1w

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jensenclan88 Tomorrow night, at my art gallery @galleries1988 we open Fictional Foods by @jbudich and it's really good. It's a new collection of prints all celebrating famous food and drink from classic TV and movies. There are a bunch, and most are $10 each and limited, so this would make a pretty cool set IMO, the only O that matters IMO. Anyway, come say hello 7-10 PM Friday night at 7308 Melrose Ave.

also, can you name where all these are from?
1w

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jensenclan88 Episode 2 of our Not Here To Make Friends podcast about The Bachelorette is now on iTunes! Link in my profile! We call my mom and she tells us why we should hate Kaitlin. And we're joined by the amazing @alibaby90 1w
  •   plpeterson Remember how this is the title of our bachelor bracket that we invited you to and you didn't want to be apart of? COOL. 1w
  •   preston.sell Calling it now... Shawn B for the win 1w
  •   jensenclan88 @plpeterson it's sadly also the title of two other older bachelor podcasts, so I kinda wish I never also thought of it 1w
  •   alibaby90 U should probs change it to blitzed out and horned up 1w

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jensenclan88 Not Here To Make Friends, my new podcast w/ @melissastetten, is live with our analysis of episode 1 and the creepy healer dude. Just go to iTunes and search for "Not Here To Make Friends." And subscribe to it. If you're a Bachelorette fan, this is our time. If you're not, quit judging. We all have a guilty pleasure, George 2w

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jensenclan88 The new #ScheerRL has the streets talking. It's Joe LoTruglio (Brooklyn 99) and Randall Park (Fresh Off The Boat) recreating the stupidly intense time Eminem and Mark Wahlberg were awkward on TRL. Basically, in real life, the show told Eminem not to mention Marky Mark or the Funky Bunch because Wahlberg was trying to transition to acting. As a result, Eminem hid the words "fun bunch" into his intro and Marky got real hurt. It's a fun clip just to see anyway, but more importantly check out the weird place we took it. You can watch it by clicking the link in my profile. 2w

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jensenclan88 Ain't facing anyone for rest of the day. 2w

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jensenclan88 This week I turned in the 1st draft of a memoir I wrote about my childhood rap career. This is called a "tease" 2w
  •   katherinepower Can't wait!! 2w
  •   meatchubs I have never been more excited for a book. And I have camped out for more Harry Potter books than Filipino kids have camped for Jordan's 2w
  •   mindsaymohan "This will be the defining memoir of our generation"- me (yeah, you can use it for the dust jacket) 🏽 2w
  •   panteradactyl Sooooo good 2w
  •   trecoolx Glad you escaped Sisqo's Porn Dungeon 2w

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jensenclan88 The newest episode of #ScheerRL has arrived and it's my favorite, Casey Wilson as Celine Dion. She's brilliant. Watch by clicking the link in my profile. We all worked hard on these and they will make you laugh. Also, the @markhoppus cameos make me laugh every time. 2w

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jensenclan88 I'm at a Bachelor Party, and one of the guys is a drug tester for the county so in a parking lot he tested the "MDMA" one of the other guys had and it came out pure and I've never felt more like a CSI professional and no Bachelor Party will ever be better 2w
  •   alex_w_scott Tfti 2w
  •   jensenclan88 @robheppler I'm gonna let the tester type his answer . Here it is "if there's enough of an amount and its diluted, sure it'll show. I can't pretend to know the percentage, but it has enough that I only saw that and nothing else" 2w
  •   johnhbarry 'The Tester' !!! 2w
  •   toltalchaos Naw dude because it will go different colours if it's cut with different stuff it's always good to test your own shit if you don't know where it's coming from 2w
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  •   gcfcarbone Amazing 2w
  •   eri_cherrrrybomb Lmao!!! Amamaaazzzing 1w

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