jeffreyworthen Manchester Orchestra owned Brooklyn tonight. So great. And yes, sideways video. #TechnologyIsHard 2w

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jeffreyworthen New Yorker, New Yorker 2w

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jeffreyworthen Tree time. 3w

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jeffreyworthen Cincinnati museum entrance. 4w

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jeffreyworthen Top of our humidifier. Looks like Strong Sad. 1mon

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jeffreyworthen Harper woke up to find we had some unexpected visitors. She is "pretty sure" the dinosaurs that invaded our house and got into the cereal are from Toy Story. #dinovember 2mon
  •   schavs Way better than that elf on the shelf. 2mon

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jeffreyworthen Baby, it's cold outside. 2mon

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jeffreyworthen Luigi from MarioKart (battle mode) 2mon

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jeffreyworthen Ana and Elsa, from a movie called Frozen, it's an obscure indie cartoon that came out recently, you've probably never heard of it. 2mon
  •   kristinkee This is what it looks like when you put a child size wig on a very large head. 2mon
  •   elizabethyeiser I may have to watch it. 2mon
  •   traciuribe And Joselyn was Olaf!! 2mon

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jeffreyworthen Just the dudes, kickin' it on a farm. 2mon

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jeffreyworthen 48 months young 2mon

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jeffreyworthen No matter how big she gets, she'll always be my little girl. Happy 4th Birthday Harper! 2mon
  •   traciuribe Happy birthday sweet baby girl. I can't believe you are already 4! We love you to the moon and back 2mon

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jeffreyworthen The streetlight shines directly into our eyes at night. #fixed 2mon
  •   kycara Smartypants 2mon
  •   kycara And by pants I mean shirt :) 2mon
  •   kristinkee It shines directly in MY eyes, not our eyes, but this guy is the sweetest and blocks the light for me every night. 2mon

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jeffreyworthen Harper and I were excited to get our picture taken with Olaf! 2mon
  •   kristinkee It's pretty obvious here who was most excited for the Olaf photo op. 2mon

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jeffreyworthen Saw some birds. 2mon

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jeffreyworthen Channeling my inner Mitch Hedberg - "A moving sidewalk can never break, it can only become a floor...sorry for the convenience." 3mon

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jeffreyworthen One way to hold a cat. 3mon

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jeffreyworthen "Harper, show me your reaction when you first saw mommy's new hair!" 3mon

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