jbo_photo good morning. 1d

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jbo_photo There's a life metaphor in here somewhere. 2d

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jbo_photo "It's so refreshing to be able to pay someone who doesn't get all confused and try to give me the dollar back!" I laughed smugly to the mature cashier as I slid the twenty dollar bill, the one dollar bill, and the eleven cents across the counter to pay for what I thought was $11.11 worth of books at the kids' Book Fair.
A look of panicked confusion flashed across the cashier's face as she slowly opened up the cash drawer, placed my bills into their appropriate slots, then pulled out a ten. She paused for a moment, glancing at me quizzically with her hand hesitating in mid-air before dipping back into the drawer to count out the dollar bill I had just given her, plus two others. "Your, ah, total was $8.11, so your change is $13....did you want me to give you a DIFFERENT dollar bill back?" (Note to self: reserve smarty pants math-related remarks for situations of 100% certainty.)
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jbo_photo I just finished shopping at Target, went to the restroom twice, even hung out at the sinks an extra long time, and I STILL didn't get to see any dicks.
So much for your "progress", America.
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jbo_photo Wow,
Hannah,
Wow!
-a palindrome poem
#JBOPHOTO
5d

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jbo_photo Of course this weirdest week ended with a weirdest day.
My body is all angry after struggling through a shitty 10-mile run, my confident kid had an unexpected breakdown and almost didn't play in her much-anticipated piano recital, and Matt snuck out of the recital right after Bailey performed so he could catch a flight to Colorado, only to discover after checking in at his gate that he still had my car keys in his pocket which led to a few frantic moments of scrambling before deciding to hire an Uber to drive just the keys back to me from the airport so that we could actually leave the recital and he wouldn't miss my flight.
But...
But...!
We're now home and happy, Matt's landed safely, I have a dog on my head, and I'll be darned if we didn't finally perfect the family inside joke song about the Harmony School of Excellence.
Weird isn't so bad after all.
6d

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jbo_photo After a completely uncharacteristic near panic attack level case of nerves, this hugely awesome gal dug deep, took the stage, sat at the piano, and killed it.
You explode my heart, powerhouse Bailey!
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jbo_photo Another one in the books for PWP and Doom Train. 6d
  •   scotwharton ....That's my hood! If I would have known I would have gone and said hi. Then again, that would have meant waking up early. Hmmm LOL 6d
  •   jbo_photo @scotwharton Next time, you're dragging your ass out of bed! 😛 6d
  •   scotwharton Haha. Yes ma'am, @jbo_photo!! 6d

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jbo_photo Loser buys next lunch. 6d
  •   wendipoole Hey I used to run by there on my daily runs. You are in my old stomping grounds. Have fun. 6d
  •   myothernameisthestig Looks like I'm buyung 6d

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jbo_photo just a decade difference. 1w

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jbo_photo If a Pet Fair employee grabs you as you walk by and begs to sign your cast...you might have some swagger. 1w

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jbo_photo A cool teacher brings eggs from a local farm into her classroom so the kiddos can watch them incubate.
A WONDERFULLY AWESOME teacher invites all of her students to her home to visit the brand new baby chicks because severe local flooding has cancelled school for the entire week and the kiddos missed the hatching.
Thank you, thank you, Ms. Sattler!!
1w

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jbo_photo "Did you take a picture? Make sure you say I lifted 8 pounds. I want people to know that I'm strong." 1w

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jbo_photo They call her Shotgun Mimi. 1w

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jbo_photo Today, 4/20.
David Cross Comedy show.
This is a highku?
1w

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jbo_photo pleased as punch. (until the novelty wears off) 1w

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jbo_photo I know bigger is supposed to be better, but I kind of preferred our neighborhood pool before this week's expansion. 2w

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jbo_photo snuck-in snacks taste sweeter. 2w

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jbo_photo One day off of school is fun.
Two days off is pushing it.
2w

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jbo_photo The storm has gifted us with a new neighborhood pool. 2w

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