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jbo_photo Have I ever told you about my best friend...? 2d

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jbo_photo My kids were irritating me at an extreme level today but then they made up a game called Cup Ball and wanted to play it together in the street until it got dark and I loved them more than ever.
Parenthood, man.
4d

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jbo_photo Sunday situation. 4d

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jbo_photo Last week, I had my car worked on at Service First Auto. Just now, as I was blowdrying my hair, my phone buzzed and the screen said "Service First Auto". Distracted, I accepted the call and put the phone to my ear. Imagine my confusion when I hear young children's voices excitedly squawking over the beep-boob-beeps of video game noises. Puzzled, I pulled the phone in front of my face to make sure I hadn't misread the ID. Imagine my even greater confusion when I SAW young children's faces peering back at me. Mind blown and horrified, I had an instant of clarity when I remembered that Service First has a row of iPads on their counter for kids to play on. My own kids played on them last week. Parker sent me an iMessage from one of them while we were there. So I guess these kids got into the message log and tapped a button to FaceTime me. That could be hilarious.
But it wasn't hilarious, because I answered the phone naked. 😐
5d
  •   myothernameisthestig Priceless! 5d
  •   rachelseemtbc I liked this both on Facebook and here because this is the most hilarious/horrific/terrifying thing I've heard about in a long time 5d
  •   micahjonz Only you, Janica. 5d
  •   wellthreadquilts Really spicing up that waiting room! 🏼 4d

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jbo_photo With a poop bag in her pocket... 5d

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jbo_photo It's my soulmate's birthday today.
I love you more than Phoebus drunk on Surge, my Lizzy Joe!
Let's be 18 together again some night soon.
7d

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jbo_photo "Geez, Bailey! What happened to your pants?"
-sigh-
"Everything, Mom. Everything."
1w

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jbo_photo I cannot stop seeing this as a giant ladybug on a skinny, shriveled, hairy leg sticking out a car window. 1w
  •   katyeg16 I see that too lol 1w
  •   aprilcsmith It took me waaaaaaaaaay too long to actually figure out what it is. I need a nap... 1w
  •   __aliciam__ That's not what it is.. ? What is it?? 😮 7d
  •   jbo_photo @__aliciam__ it's my wrist/hand! The lady bug was crawling around and I twisted my arm over. So my thumb would be on the left side there... And the "knee" is just a wonky-looking bone at the base of my hand. 7d

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jbo_photo They call her The Closer. 1w

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jbo_photo I should really scold Bailey for singing that song with the word "bitches" in it over and over.
But really, I guess I shouldn't have made up that song and taught it to her in the first place.
1w
  •   laurandrd Lol! You're such a great mom 1w
  •   madness2wellness LOVE THIS!!️ My go-to is Nikki Minaj:

    I JUST COME THRU W/A CPL BOSSY BITCHES
    THEY GET MONEY TOO, THEY SOME "DON'T CROSS ME" BITCHES
    FLOSSY BITCHES, SERGIO ROSSI BITCHES
    AND IF WE AT THE GAME, THEN ITS FLOOR SEAT BITCHES!!! I RIDE FOR MY BITCHES,
    I'M SO FUCKIN RICH I COP RIDES FOR MY BITCHES
    DOLLAR MENU FRIES APPLE PIES OTHA BITCHES
    I DROP A FREESTYLE & GET A RISE OUTTA BITCHES

    BITCHES, MY BITCHES
    I NEED A BITCH W/SUM DIFFERENT STROKES, TODD BRIDGES
    SHOUT OUT TO MY MAIN BITCHES, & MY SIDE BITCHES
    NEED A BITCH W/SUM GOOD NECK, OSTRICHES 1w

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jbo_photo To be honest, it's really been non-stop mockery. 2w

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jbo_photo "These are our friendship bracelets. We made them all out of trash!"
"You could just say they are made from 'repurposed materials'". "Nah. It's trash."
2w

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jbo_photo If there could be a hotter date, I'm going to need you to prove it. 2w

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jbo_photo they've never even met. 2w

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jbo_photo Well, I pretty much can't stop laughing. 2w
  •   c_cassell_l Omg 2w
  •   barefootmelanie Haha! He has such an embarrassed look on his face too! 2w
  •   torileighr Oh, that's so sad! Groomers did that to Maddie once and that was it for me, I cut her from then on. 2w
  •   laurandrd Hahah! Poor doggie 2w

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jbo_photo Calling this "Before"... 2w

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jbo_photo Thanks for being my sideshow. 2w

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jbo_photo It's a good life. 2w
  •   srob521 Awesome!! That's some wind up!! 2w

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