jaqifurback "Why couldn't I have been a lesbian?" photo shoot number 2 #crushingit 6h
  •   rosiegu 90s Washington kids. This was me too. 6h

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jaqifurback 17 year old me: "why does everyone think I'm a lesbian?!?!"
30 yr old me: "Dude, I would've CRUSHED." #tbt
7h

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jaqifurback First time on @keithandthegirl. So much fun! 1d

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jaqifurback The horsies did it, guys! They won me 5 whole dollars! I could get used to this whole "betting" thing. #gambling #broncos #sb50 #superbowl #touchdown #horsies #empirestatebuilding #nyc #newyorkcity #newyork #manhattan #unionsquare 4d

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jaqifurback I challenge you to guess what town I just passed through... #guessinggame #willthegiftshopeverletgo 2w

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jaqifurback Oh man my niece is cute #sillyeyes 2w

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jaqifurback Seattle's so rich, even the homeless have whiskey standards. #bulleit #rye #money #seattle #sideoftheroad #booze #drink #whiskey 2w

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jaqifurback This is all your fault, @alia.janine 2w

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jaqifurback Fishy fish fish fosh fish. 2w

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jaqifurback Damn, #Seattle. You're always so rainy! #nofilter 2w

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jaqifurback This is not Chinatown (cuz that's un-PC). This is the "International District." Is this where the Irish live? #politicallycorrect #pc #chinatown #seattle #city #neighborhood 2w

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jaqifurback Sister time Totem pole watching and eating Turbot #freshfish #food #seattle 2w
  •   sw206 Totems, Turbot, Toyotas 2w

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jaqifurback This moment in drunk nightstand assembly is sponsored by "where the f*ck did that one piece go?" #DIY #handyman #drunk 3w

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jaqifurback On my way to the set of Law & Order SVU. Look who showed up on Pandora. He knows I'm coming. #lawandorder #lawandordersvu #svu #setlife 3w
  •   beeweezy33 Uhh ice cube is not ice t...or is he??? 3w
  •   jaqifurback Haha maaaaaan I always get people named "Ice" confused 3w
  •   jaqifurback Also, it's super early and I'm on 4 hours sleep and I don't watch the show @beeweezy33 3w
  •   beeweezy33 Haha well it was better than confusing with vanilla ice. You should watch the show, it's a beautiful uplifting story that restores faith in humanity through anecdotes of New Yorkers... 3w

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jaqifurback I've read this wrong multiple times:

Eat yourself clean,
Your body is a temple.
India inspired BOWELS.

Therefore I now translate it to:

Eat your bowels clean
Your body is a temple
And Indian curry makes you poop.
(Excessively.)
2mon

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jaqifurback For xmas I got a #fuckit button. Thanks santa! 2mon

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