jaclynswartz It's May so here is a basic bitch post. More importantly how the hell was I so obsessively attracted to Justin when he looked like this?!?! #nsync 4d

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jaclynswartz Sunday cookie skillets with a side of wine. @whittysmith @jagrieger #EEEEATS 4d

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jaclynswartz Purple leather coats. Choakers. Crop tops. Welcome to the 90's. Choker(s) by @eklexic #saturdaze 5d

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jaclynswartz So yes, I made it on the local news (ha) and was wearing a purple lip. Lotsa response to the color so here is 1 of the 10,000 selfies I took that night. Deets:
Lip: Kat Von D "Ayesha"
Brows: @lalathebrandandthewoman
1w

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jaclynswartz She gives good face in the mornings #yorkie #dog 2w

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jaclynswartz Jump for joy! The #Blackhawks won! 2w

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jaclynswartz Addicted to my phone since birth #tbt 2w

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jaclynswartz Drinkin champs from tea cups with my homies @theonion 2w

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jaclynswartz Sales conferencing in style (and instagramming/maybe listening) #theonion #sales 2w
  •   mehha94 Love your shoes. 2w
  •   rach916 Where did you get those shoes?!? I love! 2w
  •   courtkneeann the Rockstuds. But the flats kill my feet compared to the heels! 2w
  •   jaclynswartz @courtkneeann I kind of agree on that! I have both but prefer the flats because they are more versatile/more wear 2w

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jaclynswartz Dining with this furry thang, because it's 75 DEGREES OUT YAAAAAS (also she snapped my quesadilla right out of my hand, I've trained her so well) @colbyprice2016 @kiwik8e 3w

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jaclynswartz Steak, man. #mybabes 3w

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jaclynswartz On the hunt for DJ MUSIC!!! 3w

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jaclynswartz The braided topknot part deux #hair #hairinspo #instahair and of course...thanks @blowoutjunkie and @shanlakes 3w

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jaclynswartz I'm comin out, I want the world to know (and see my fur jacket)
#datenight #oxtail #EEEEEATS
3w

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jaclynswartz Coming in at whopping 4 pounds 1 ounce we have Pippa Middleton Swartz the cutest little headache you ever did see!#nationalpetday @therealroyalpippa 3w

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