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jaclynswartz Haven't seen my bro in a year and a half since he moved across the world to fight in the IDF. The band is finally back together and I couldn't be happier! Happy thanksgiving to all @carly_swartz 18h

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jaclynswartz Cheesin' 5d

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jaclynswartz Back in the day when I was horrible at gymnastics but thought I was amazing. Just totally subpar at all athletics throughout life. Can you find me? #tbt 1w

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jaclynswartz My personal nightmare. 2w

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jaclynswartz An 8 minute trip to work. So worth it, thanks @uber! You really know how to screw people. 2w
  •   amy_ofthescray One man got a $539 bill for an 18 mile ride. 2w
  •   moonieisthebest Is this real @msbuttonz? 2w
  •   defuse It let's you know that your are being charged a surge. How can you complain when you accepted it? 2w
  •   jaclynswartz @defuse because there was obviously no surge fare on this ride - hence the shock. Thanks Einstein. 2w
  •   mfaith81 I stopped using @uber for this very reason. Many drivers will plug in extra $$$ after you exit the taxi. I emailed uber several times about this and they said "it is your responsibility to stay in the taxi and watch him enter it." Then...where's the convenience of using it?! I refuse to use them. 4d

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jaclynswartz From Paris Hilton's bitch to champagne glass balancing act. Dream big. #breaktheinternet 2w

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jaclynswartz #urxtour making friends with pretzel ladies 3w

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jaclynswartz About to dance our pants off at USHER!! #90swhatsup @chloejlicht @taliagreenfield 3w

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jaclynswartz Lotta betches in black #mrsolover 4w

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jaclynswartz Trying to become the same size as this gargantuan grey goose bottle #notworking #mrsolover 4w

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jaclynswartz Shhh golf cart off roading!! #mrsoLOVEr #austin @jbugjules 4w

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jaclynswartz Happy birthday @theyearofelan! Making me a better asshole since 2011. Today he's matching your donations to charity for domestic abuse, please visit http://tmblr.co/ZhGbGw1U9ebuo to help the cause!! Xox 1mon
  •   jaclynswartz @theyearofelan also, you look so young here. K. Thanks! 1mon
  •   theyearofelan 1 million years ago. Wow. Thanks babe. I love you 1mon
  •   skovarcik Happy birthday! You do look so young.... 1mon
  •   m535 I was wondering why @theyearofelan looks like a diffrent person in this pic. Then I realized...He's actually smiling!! Teeth and everything! 1mon

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jaclynswartz Why so serious? Screw Halloween, it's a face mask Saturday #thisis30 @rachtrue_ 1mon

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