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izzy_serious A homeless man walked up to me and said he was the "Best rapper in the Galaxy." Naturally, I challenged him to a freestyle battle, but he said he didn't have his energy. I'm gonna go back one day, and I hope he has Super Saiyan energy, cause I'm a come strong with my bars. #thatsonme #laphotography #LAallDay #CAallDay #shoot2kill #losangeles #downtownla #nightphotography #bars #weownthenight_la #dtla #weshootla 6d
  •   atigerstale Is this how your rap battles go: " my name is izzy, nothing's ever missing, a beard that's fuzzy, always on a buzz, always messing with the fuzz, think you're tough? You ain't mess with me then!?" 6d
  •   izzy_serious @atigerstale not bad haha. 6d
  •   atigerstale Haha 6d
  •   starjigga a/s/l? 6d

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izzy_serious My navigation app had an update last night where former Laker great Vlade Divac gives turn-by-turn directions. Yes, I absolutely got myself lost on purpose so a 7-foot Serbian could navigate me through the streets of LA.

BTW, I helped @pham_bot hack Souplantation and we created 13 amazing dishes, like these delicious, messy Chocolate Brownie Bites. #foodbeast #souplantation #hacks #brownies #browniebites #alamode #oreocookies #chocolatesyrup #fatbeast #sweettomatoes #socal #eatlikeshit

@foodbeast story link in bio.
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izzy_serious I love that Cops are always on their phones while driving. That means they can't see me on mine. Do your thing, officer Barbrady, I ain't hating.
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Anyway, happy Earth Day from my mama's garden. #earthday #flowerphotography #garden #gardenporn #flowerporn #flowerpower #hippy #lookattheflowers
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  •   cornomarrone I like your profile, almost as good as mine :D 7d

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izzy_serious Last night I had this ridiculous grilled cheese with braised bacon, prosciutto, house pickles, mustard and cheddar. You're crazy for this one, @zachscherer. #thebigcheese2015 #foodbeast #grilledcheese #bacon #sammich 2w

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izzy_serious There should be a show where rappers try to sing the Star Spangled Banner and we text in to vote on who sounds the worst. I'd put Lil Wayne vs. Iggy Azalea in the first episode.
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Anyway, went to my first hockey game tonight. I didn't even know the season started, but apparently this was a playoff game. Got a shot of the Ducks' Ryan Getzlaf punking some other Canadian dude. #duckswin #paintitorange #letsgoducks #nhl #getzlaf #hipstersports #stanleycupplayoffs #iswinnipeginthemidwestsomewhere?
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  •   izzy_serious @mr_brightside88 who are you guys playing this round? 2w
  •   mr_brightside88 No one we didn't make it 2w
  •   izzy_serious @mr_brightside88 shame. Well, baseball started. 2w
  •   jessjasmin That better not be sarcasm. 2w
  •   izzy_serious @jessjasmin lol, no! It was awesome! I learned that there's replay in hockey, got free stuff, made friends with a Jewish Canadian. I almost wanna go tonight. 2w
  •   jessjasmin Did you? Was he cute? Hahaha. And you should go and enjoy for me too. Meet more Canadians so you can introduce them to me. ;) 2w
  •   izzy_serious @jessjasmin he wasn't that great looking IMO, but he was nice and let me know what was going on in the game haha. All the good looking Canadians are probably in the good seats. 2w
  •   jessjasmin Hahaha. That's true! Better luck next game then. :) 2w

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izzy_serious Sometimes I wonder if racism is as big of an issue in the vampire community as It is with humans? There should be a movie that addresses this.

Anyway, this is the Double Wagyu Chuck burger from @lunchboxdtsa. It's like an fancy In-N-Out burger. #foodbeast #lunchboxdtsa #4thstreetmarket #wagyuchuck #dtsa #innnout
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izzy_serious I wonder how many times I'd have to Tweet Pitbull, asking if I could rub his head like a crystal ball, before he'd block and report me?

Here's my acoustic cover of Love Me Harder by Ariana Grande and the Weeknd. #lovemeharder #acoustic #arianagrande #theweeknd #acousticcover #guitarra #guitare #singingbeard #15seccover #15secondcover #arianators #suppertime #beardgang #beardstrong
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izzy_serious Tater Tot Monkey Style Burger for lunch. @bookofelie had the genius idea of getting poutine Tater tots from @stockyardsandwichco and a double Wagyu Chuck burger from @lunchboxdtsa for this deadly mashup. #foodbeast #monkeystyle #fatboyproblems #fatbeast #lunchtime #tatertots #poutine #dtsa #oc #4thstreetmarket 3w

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izzy_serious Whenever I come out on the Jumbo Tron in stadiums, my first instinct is to stand up and tell the camera to 'suck it' like Shawn Michaels and DX used to back in the day. Every time. My future gf's gonna hate me if we're ever on kiss cam. .
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Pizza Hut sent us some pretzel-crust pizza today. Thanks for lunch! #foodbeast #pizzahut #pretzelcrust #lunch #fatboyproblems #fatbeast #pizza #sodiumgamestrong #peeksa
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izzy_serious The vendor behind us trying to sell us frozen lemonades and Cool-a-Coos like if everyone's not freezing. I should have brought my mixtape to keep us warm. #gododgers #itfdb #rainydayblues #familytime 4w

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izzy_serious Why am I here? Without a jacket? #raindelay #dodgerstadium 4w

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izzy_serious I don't know if it was the deep-fried Dodger Dog, or the caramel Oreo shake, but I had a slew of freaky dreams last night. At one point @geoffreykutnick drugged me, just to shave off my beard. Then he blamed it all on @pham_bot. I woke up hating them both, equally.
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Anyway, I'm ready for the Dodger season to begin. Dodger Stadium is my happy place. #itfdb #followmetododgerstadium #gododgers #godoyers #openingday #dodgerpulse #dodgerstadium #dodgerblue #flickadawrist
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  •   kaepsgirl_07 @izzy_serious I love Seth Rollins ha ha lol, LMAO you dodged his bullets! Careful next time he might do a CurbStomp on you 4w
  •   izzy_serious @kaepsgirl_07 lol I'll take the Curb Stomp if it means he doesn't shoot me. 4w
  •   kaepsgirl_07 @izzy_serious That's very true, at least we know we can survive that and what about Roman doing a spear on you lol 4w
  •   donutqueen_lina On some non creeper shit, are you in the LA area? 4w
  •   izzy_serious @donutqueen_lina I'm in OC traffic right now, but I will be in the LA area in about 30 minutes, hopefully haha. 4w
  •   izzy_serious @donutqueen_lina why, did you spot someone that looked like me? 4w
  •   donutqueen_lina @izzy_serious I found one of your food posts, liked your photography, and enjoyed your witty captions, you seem really dope I've always hesitated to pursue a career with food because it's not stable and safe enough for my scared self, I enjoy seeing young people pursue a life I can vicariously live through until I grow some cojones myself 4w
  •   izzy_serious @donutqueen_lina Thanks! Glad you enjoy my posts. I'll keep trying to be interesting. Just keep me updated on the development of your cojones haha. I'd love to see what you eventually do 3w

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izzy_serious Ethier looks like the odd man out this year, but he laced an RBI single in the 5th tonight, like the good ol days. He'll always be one of my favorites. #dodgers #gododgers #dodgerstadium #doyers #losdoyers #la #losangeles #Ethier 4w

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izzy_serious I don't know why old people at the gym shower with the curtain open. The curtains are fully operational, I checked. Some things can't be unseen. .
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The moon made an appearance at the Dodger game tonight. Looked pretty cool. #dodgerstadium #dodgers #gododgers #doyers #letsgododgers #itfdb #bloodmoon #moonphotography #LAallDay #losangeles #laphotography
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izzy_serious If you're up tomorrow at 6:30 a.m. PST, catch me on @chazandaj In The Morning. Peep the link in my bio and listen live as I bless Connecticut with food news. #foodbeast #connecticut #firststeptobecomingkanyewest 1mon

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izzy_serious I did the Flirty Fitness class at 24 Hour Fitness and it was pretty fun, except the instructor kept yelling, "Come on, ladies!" like if I wasn't there. Smh. Way to make me feel excluded. .
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Got these wings from #tltfood. #foodbeast #irvine #chickenwings #thelimetruck
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izzy_serious Keep this on my desk as a reminder of where I was just last year, pushing carts in 100 degree weather and crushing boxes at 4 a.m. Gotta keep getting better at my craft and keep moving forward. #motivation #kobesystem #noonelikesralphs #Ralphs #willtakeyoursoul 1mon

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