izzy_serious On a scale of 1-to-sociopath, how bad is it that I saw a cop carrying like 12 Starbucks coffees and thought to myself, 'I could probably grab his gun right now and run off'? .
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Anyway, heard it was National Burger Day. #tbt to the burger I made to win @thevulgarchef's Royal Flush Burger contest. #royalflushburger #foodbeast #innout #doubledouble #doubledown #animalstyle #monkeystyle #waffletacos #churros #jackintheboxtacos #wendysnuggets #chili #wafflefries #nationalburgerday #starbucks
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izzy_serious To whoever got me saying "Hella" all the damn time, I hate you, but I love these Al Pastor fries. #foodbeast #foodtruck #alpastorfries #dtsa 2w

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izzy_serious Kanye started losing his voice. It was almost a Kanye Mess, but he puffed up his Kanye Chest and gave it his Kanye Best. He still put on a great show with his usual Kanye Zest and eventually got some Kanye Rest. #yeezy #powerhouse2015 #powerhouseLA #yeezyseason #yeezyovereverything #yeezus #kanyewest #power106 2w
  •   10thplayer good Chatty West how long did it take you to come up with that 2w
  •   izzy_serious @10thplayer put it together by the time I got to my car lol. 2w
  •   10thplayer Next year chatty west will be headlining at #powerhouseLA 2w
  •   ny_ish That's awsomee!! 2w
  •   anchetaman He must have been under some real Kanye stress, because he knew without him the night would be Kanye-less, so he went out there like a bulletproof Kanye vest, and even though he was put to the Kanye test, he made the night his own personal Kanye fest... 2w
  •   gabe1st Lost his breath from yelling at the sorry ass Bulls. 2w
  •   izzy_serious @missnataliexoxo stalker!!!!!!! 2w

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izzy_serious @hopsinson figured out how to get people to put away their phones at concerts; just walk on them. Caught this before he stepped on me. #powerhouse2015 #hopsin #dizzywright 2w

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izzy_serious Whenever I look at my Batman piggy bank, I like to think that Kanye West has one just like it and we're both staring at it at the same time.
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Anyway, I wanna say thanks to @thechurchillla for hosting a kick ass tasting last night. @chefmichael77 made these crazy short ribs, while @clubW provided the awesome #foodbeast #churchillXclubw #shortribs
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izzy_serious This is why my diets fail. I mean, thanks for bringing lunch, @Dennysdiner, but damn. Temptation walks through our office door, daily. #sriracha #chickensandwich #bacon #foodbeast 4w

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izzy_serious I've officially been single a year, after being in a half-decade-long relationship. I felt I lost myself for a while, but I'm starting to find my way again. Thank you very much to everyone who helped me get where I am. And to everybody else, thank you very little. 4w

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izzy_serious A homeless man walked up to me and said he was the "Best rapper in the Galaxy." Naturally, I challenged him to a freestyle battle, but he said he didn't have his energy. I'm gonna go back one day, and I hope he has Super Saiyan energy, cause I'm a come strong with my bars. #thatsonme #laphotography #LAallDay #CAallDay #shoot2kill #losangeles #downtownla #nightphotography #bars #weownthenight_la #dtla #weshootla 1mon
  •   atigerstale Is this how your rap battles go: " my name is izzy, nothing's ever missing, a beard that's fuzzy, always on a buzz, always messing with the fuzz, think you're tough? You ain't mess with me then!?" 1mon
  •   izzy_serious @atigerstale not bad haha. 1mon
  •   atigerstale Haha 1mon
  •   starjigga a/s/l? 1mon

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izzy_serious My navigation app had an update last night where former Laker great Vlade Divac gives turn-by-turn directions. Yes, I absolutely got myself lost on purpose so a 7-foot Serbian could navigate me through the streets of LA.

BTW, I helped @pham_bot hack Souplantation and we created 13 amazing dishes, like these delicious, messy Chocolate Brownie Bites. #foodbeast #souplantation #hacks #brownies #browniebites #alamode #oreocookies #chocolatesyrup #fatbeast #sweettomatoes #socal #eatlikeshit

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izzy_serious I love that Cops are always on their phones while driving. That means they can't see me on mine. Do your thing, officer Barbrady, I ain't hating.
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Anyway, happy Earth Day from my mama's garden. #earthday #flowerphotography #garden #gardenporn #flowerporn #flowerpower #hippy #lookattheflowers
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izzy_serious Last night I had this ridiculous grilled cheese with braised bacon, prosciutto, house pickles, mustard and cheddar. You're crazy for this one, @zachscherer. #thebigcheese2015 #foodbeast #grilledcheese #bacon #sammich 1mon

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izzy_serious There should be a show where rappers try to sing the Star Spangled Banner and we text in to vote on who sounds the worst. I'd put Lil Wayne vs. Iggy Azalea in the first episode.
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Anyway, went to my first hockey game tonight. I didn't even know the season started, but apparently this was a playoff game. Got a shot of the Ducks' Ryan Getzlaf punking some other Canadian dude. #duckswin #paintitorange #letsgoducks #nhl #getzlaf #hipstersports #stanleycupplayoffs #iswinnipeginthemidwestsomewhere?
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  •   izzy_serious @mr_brightside88 who are you guys playing this round? 2mon
  •   mr_brightside88 No one we didn't make it 2mon
  •   izzy_serious @mr_brightside88 shame. Well, baseball started. 2mon
  •   jessjasmin That better not be sarcasm. 2mon
  •   izzy_serious @jessjasmin lol, no! It was awesome! I learned that there's replay in hockey, got free stuff, made friends with a Jewish Canadian. I almost wanna go tonight. 2mon
  •   jessjasmin Did you? Was he cute? Hahaha. And you should go and enjoy for me too. Meet more Canadians so you can introduce them to me. ;) 2mon
  •   izzy_serious @jessjasmin he wasn't that great looking IMO, but he was nice and let me know what was going on in the game haha. All the good looking Canadians are probably in the good seats. 1mon
  •   jessjasmin Hahaha. That's true! Better luck next game then. :) 1mon

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izzy_serious Sometimes I wonder if racism is as big of an issue in the vampire community as It is with humans? There should be a movie that addresses this.

Anyway, this is the Double Wagyu Chuck burger from @lunchboxdtsa. It's like an fancy In-N-Out burger. #foodbeast #lunchboxdtsa #4thstreetmarket #wagyuchuck #dtsa #innnout
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izzy_serious I wonder how many times I'd have to Tweet Pitbull, asking if I could rub his head like a crystal ball, before he'd block and report me?

Here's my acoustic cover of Love Me Harder by Ariana Grande and the Weeknd. #lovemeharder #acoustic #arianagrande #theweeknd #acousticcover #guitarra #guitare #singingbeard #15seccover #15secondcover #arianators #suppertime #beardgang #beardstrong
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izzy_serious Tater Tot Monkey Style Burger for lunch. @bookofelie had the genius idea of getting poutine Tater tots from @stockyardsandwichco and a double Wagyu Chuck burger from @lunchboxdtsa for this deadly mashup. #foodbeast #monkeystyle #fatboyproblems #fatbeast #lunchtime #tatertots #poutine #dtsa #oc #4thstreetmarket 2mon

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izzy_serious Whenever I come out on the Jumbo Tron in stadiums, my first instinct is to stand up and tell the camera to 'suck it' like Shawn Michaels and DX used to back in the day. Every time. My future gf's gonna hate me if we're ever on kiss cam. .
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Pizza Hut sent us some pretzel-crust pizza today. Thanks for lunch! #foodbeast #pizzahut #pretzelcrust #lunch #fatboyproblems #fatbeast #pizza #sodiumgamestrong #peeksa
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izzy_serious The vendor behind us trying to sell us frozen lemonades and Cool-a-Coos like if everyone's not freezing. I should have brought my mixtape to keep us warm. #gododgers #itfdb #rainydayblues #familytime 2mon

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izzy_serious Why am I here? Without a jacket? #raindelay #dodgerstadium 2mon

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