izzy_serious The Three Wise Men traveled by camelback or something, right? Anyway, my family has no idea I'm feeding them experimental camel sausage today. Big shout out to @masterlinksausage for his innovative link flavors.
#Foodbeast #sausages #camel #masterlinksausage #Christmasdinner #christmasmiracle #cameljockey #merrychristmas
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izzy_serious @nwatruck opened up a restaurant by Foodbeast Headquarters. Now I get to grub on teriyaki bowl burritos for lunch. #Foodbeast #nwa #ninjaswithappetite #foodtruck #teriyakibowl 1d

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izzy_serious Throwback to that one time I creeped on this girl's selfie at a Dodger game. It took her like 20 minutes to get the perfect shot. I think this one was a winner. #selfie #selfieawards #selfiegamestrong #creeper #dodgers #dodgerstadium #themagiccastle #goblue #godoyers #sheleftwhentheytookoutRyu #dodgerpulse 1d

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izzy_serious The only time a guy will try to convince someone that they have a small penis, is when that someone is an intoxicated gay man who won't stop trying to grab your junk. You can't start a fight with the guy cause then it's a hate crime and you might get some jail time, or accidentally spark a protest. You have to think on your feet. Drunk, thirsty gay dudes can be terribly dangerous. Another effective tip is to point at a random spot in the room and say, "That guy over there has a huge dick!" The guy will probably wander off and leave you alone, but still be on the lookout.
This is a photo I took a while ago. Would love to watch a concert there.
#nightphotography #longexposure #Disneyconcerthall
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  •   donutqueen_lina Lolololol straight guy problems, kudos on your patience 3d
  •   10thplayer Lol that's was random 3d
  •   hardcandy_718 I'm sorry you had to go through that if you were talking abt yourself. 3d

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izzy_serious The @foodbeast crew got together for a warm and loving holiday photo. #foodbeast #holidaycheer #macarons #holidaycards #christmascards 6d

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izzy_serious Special delivery from @smashbakes today. Definitely bringing holiday cheer. #Foodbeast #christmaspresents #smashbakes #mintchocolate #macarons 1w

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izzy_serious I was listening to Taylor Swift on the radio today and they muted some of her lyrics. I was surprised, so I looked up the lyrics and they censored her saying "God" and "drunk." If you're censoring Taylor Swift, your radio station has problems.
Anyway, here's a Bacon Mac and Cheese Cone from Disney. #Foodbeast #Disney #Disneyland #Californiaadventure #carsland #baconmacandcheese #fatboy #disneyfood
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izzy_serious The "I have a cold and don't really know what I'm doing" starter kit. #notheraflu 2w

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izzy_serious There's a lady just watching her kid do dumb shit. Her kid's about to jump off a chair and there's zero chance that he makes it. Her "Plan A" was to call out his name in a moderately annoyed voice. After that didn't work, she gave up, like, "I did my best. The kid doesn't listen." There should at least be a "Plan B" where maybe she grabs the kid before he falls and busts his head, right? Idk. I don't have kids. Maybe watching them do dumb shit helps them grow up or something.... Aaaaand there he goes. Flat on his back like a passed out little drunk. #foodbeast 2w

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izzy_serious Can you be dismissed from jury duty if you tell the judge that you look up to Kanye West? How about if you start singing Lifestyle by Young Thug? Anyone have advice? How racist do you have to be? 2w
  •   iammadeofmusic Wait until super late to call. By that time everyone else has called in. 2w
  •   hardcandy_718 Omg lol what does jury duty have to do with these wings that need some attention? 2w
  •   izzy_serious Just my thoughts during jury duty lunch, @hardcandy_718 haha 2w
  •   hardcandy_718 I figured as much.. 2w
  •   insight_music Say your a young black man. 2w
  •   faux_pas311 Just keep putting your hands up every time you see a cop. Then say I hate cops. 2w

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izzy_serious The Christmas World of Color is sooo dope. @mel.chelada turned up pretty hard when "Let it Go" started playing. #Disneyland #worldofcolor 2w

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izzy_serious My neck was hurting and Baymax helped me out. I am satisfied with my care. #baymax #bigherosix #Disneyland #workrelated 2w

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izzy_serious Was gonna go to the gym, but this Dr. Pepper float happened instead. #foodbeast #priorities #foreverfat 2w

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izzy_serious Got a package from Iraq. I was about to call homeland security, but then I figured it was probably from @_Alexhundredz. Haven't been this excited to read since the BookIt/Pizza Hut program :') #earlyChristmaspresent #kindle #heknowswhatilike #thanksbro #truelove #butnotinagayway 3w

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izzy_serious #tbt when @taloncompany91 was teaching me about long exposure photography. #nightphotography #venicebeach #longexposure 3w

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