ipimpmymom Fuck I love this. 1d

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ipimpmymom Although I don't possess any of these qualities, I'm not gonna let that change the fact that it's SATURDAY. My second favorite day of the week. 2d

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ipimpmymom To the individual that called me from PR. I salute you. If you are that drunk and blasting techno clubbing that hard, to pocket dial someone on the west coast leaving that insane of a message. Well, I wanna party with you. Call anytime. 6d

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ipimpmymom While this little one slumbers, I will be out this evening sampling a variety of cocktails. If you'd like to join me and creep around, I'll be that sketchy dude with his hood on making magic. 1w

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ipimpmymom Let's club for the children this evening! 1w

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ipimpmymom Come fly with me. 2w

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ipimpmymom Oooh happy birthday @whilmers leave it to @tbrubakerism to make the shot when it counts. 3w
  •   jaryn__ Going up on a Tuesday 3w

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ipimpmymom Accelerant on everything. Someone tell me when to fly. 3w

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ipimpmymom Anyone who knows me knows what the forecast is calling for. Who clubbin? 4w

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ipimpmymom As the sun falls on this November short, remind yourself of one small detail. Its fucking Friday, we clubbin, who with me? Estebun in charge tonight. 1mon

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ipimpmymom Clubbin for pops tonight! Who with me! #collectpannies 2mon

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ipimpmymom In T-minus 51 minutes I'll be taking a brief voyage to space. Better than fucking clubbing even though this Tuesday got me excited. 2mon

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ipimpmymom Tonight! Who with me? 2mon

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ipimpmymom Pretty sure I need to do a collab with RAYBAN. 2mon

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ipimpmymom If anyone wants to kiss Vodka and get Mohawks this evening. I'm free from, hmmmm let's say midnight and beyond. The only day that truly matters in the year is 96 hours ahead is us. 2mon

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ipimpmymom FUCK SIDEKICKS ANYWAY 2mon

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ipimpmymom Probably trade my whole diploma and degree for the cactus award. Fuck it. #crispbeanburrito 2mon

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ipimpmymom To the harsh bum that went through my trash last night. Let me remind you I didn't throw Tupac away for nothing, my bunny peed on it so bad that it had to be tossed. Thanks for the concern. 2mon

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