insitu The moment you realize that you forgot your wallet. 22h

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insitu In 2012 I gave up women and alcohol. twas worst hour of my life. 3d

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insitu The field is you. #urbanfarming by @barkbox
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Effing up three things at the same time is not multitasking.
4d

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insitu No, I didn't smear my nose on the door. #itwasntthenose #asswipe # 6d

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insitu I’m probably gonna fart soon. 7d

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insitu National dog day? Do I look like I have something to celebrate? 1w

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insitu If I wanted noise I could make it myself. 1w

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insitu @llcoolj I'm Big D and I'm gonna call you Big Daddy _____________________________
Thanks for the cool edit @louis96pell ;)
2w

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insitu It was my mom's bday today and I could write a book about all the fun that I wasn't part of. I feel deflated. 2w

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insitu Who, me? On Ashley Madison?!
I made a profile, but I never logged back in.
2w

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insitu So what do you guys say. Am I built for ballet or swimming? 2w

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insitu What can I say. I get nostalg🍼c sometimes. 2w

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insitu I have protective covering over my rock-hard abs. 2w

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insitu My whole life feels like one big practical joke

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And thank you @carriedraws for this 'gentle reminder'. My mom thinks your drawing is awesome!
3w

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insitu A bag of bones. Swaying in the breeze. That's what I am.
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Thank you @soazigcrenn , I'm sure that you think this is funny
But for real, it was SO nice meeting you!!! Wish my son Basile could have made it too
3w

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insitu Good girls go to heaven, but the bad ones... Awww they go everywhere 3w

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insitu I'm a fragile pug. Show me a prick and I bleed (from whatever).
#TrumpDisorder #trumpon
4w

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insitu I charge $10 but I'm willing to negotiate. (Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. Embellished) 4w

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