insertwitty A little #TBT that may she'd some light into where I get my sense of humor. 5d

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insertwitty Found this while cleaning:
For Christmas I would like a pony and my grandpa and also a tablet. :( Me too, Emberly. Me too.
2w

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insertwitty That's right, I'm f*cking 2 today. What of it? #inapprproiatetoddler #birthdayboy 4w
  •   h_baeza Your caption is the best 4w
  •   insertwitty @h_baeza he's still working on his words; from the looks he gives, I'm fairly certain my translations are spot on. 4w
  •   h_baeza agreed! You have his number! 4w

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insertwitty No YOU'RE eating and shopping away your feelings :) 1mon
  •   mn_mel You do whatever the hell you wanna do sister! 1mon
  •   rachel__gabrielle Trader jooooooeeeeeeeeesssss!!!!!!! That's my girl! 1mon
  •   coloradoames 1mon
  •   sschenen Wine and crackers? Wtf! You can do better than that!! 1mon
  •   insertwitty @sschenen you're obviously missing the sea salt caramels, cookies and cookie butter! 1mon

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insertwitty Pre Christmas concert posing. 2mon

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insertwitty The room I'm going to miss the most from the old house :( 2mon

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insertwitty Not sure if I'm more excited about the new house or my brand new appliances!! 2mon

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insertwitty #inappropriatetoddler says, "How the f*ck am I supposed to get out of this and why the hell am I in a pumpkin to begin with?!"
I can't wait for the day I get to explain Pinterest to my children.
3mon

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insertwitty Someone finally got their first haircut. Hope he can still fly without his wings :) 4mon

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insertwitty DISNEY WORLD!!! 5mon

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insertwitty Smoothest, silkiest you ever...what?!?! The suspense is killing me. Will their design department ever let me know? 5mon
  •   coloradoames dammit now I won't be able to sleep because of the suspense 5mon
  •   insertwitty Sorry @coloradoames. It's kind of like "The Ring" where I had to make other people watch it to join in my suffering. 5mon

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insertwitty To say pushing 70 pounds of kids and stroller may be slowing me down a bit might be an understatement. Granted, it was still a short "long run." 5mon

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insertwitty Before and after. God I hate selfies but I'm loving the new hair. 5mon
  •   coloradoames That looks awesome 5mon
  •   insertwitty Thank you! It feels a million times better. My hair isn't made to be very long :) 5mon
  •   rayw48 You look great! 5mon
  •   amabama I ️ it!!!!! 5mon
  •   issikrissi Way cute!! And way easier to manage! Woohoo! 5mon
  •   insertwitty Thanks everyone! Let's just see how many showers it takes me to figure out how much less shampoo I need now :) 5mon
  •   kelleybeans Love!! 5mon

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insertwitty Someone was quite excited that his sister shared Big Tacoma for just a few minutes this morning. 5mon

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insertwitty Sh*t just got real. 24 days. Obligatory MagicBands picture. 5mon

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insertwitty First time bowling and Trenton rocked it! Dare I say he's a natural...with bumpers in the gutters and a ball ramp. 6mon

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insertwitty Learning how to brush, spit, and rinse just like sissy. 6mon

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insertwitty Trenton's apple loot from the daycare apple tree. Apparently you have to bite a lot of apples before you find your princess. At least he's not bringing home kissed frogs. 6mon
  •   mn_mel Those lil teeth marks! Punkin! 6mon

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insertwitty This day just keeps on getting better! 6mon

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insertwitty Sh*t just got real @andigurl513 @allielindsley @nancy2514! There's no turning back now. Hold me. 6mon

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