insertwitty #inappropriatetoddler says there's no such thing as too many trucks at nap time. Also, he doesn't have a problem, he just plays with them for fun. 2w

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insertwitty Okay, so I may have taken a little too much time off but at least I'm back at it! Ran the entire first mile then the second mile brought me back to reality. May need an event for which to train in order to keep motivated. 1mon

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insertwitty Weekend road trip! 2mon
  •   sschenen Lol-- snugged in and ready for the long haul! 2mon

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insertwitty #inappropriatetoddler doesn't give a f@ck when dressing himself. 3mon

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insertwitty What a difference a week makes. Top one was last Sunday, bottom two were today. 3mon

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insertwitty No clothes Sunday! Mom got tired of changing pajamas after the fourth pair was puked in. #inappropriate toddler best learn how to do laundry soon. 4mon
  •   mn_mel Poor buddy. Hope he feels better soon! 4mon
  •   insertwitty Thanks @mn_mel. About three minutes after this was taken and I laid him on the couch, he kindly there up the entire cup of milk he had recently drank. Although, one would have thought it was cottage cheese he had just eaten 4mon
  •   mn_mel Oh no. One thing the nurse told me with Easton is to only give a few tablespoons of fluid at a time. Give it... Wait 10-15 min and up the amount each time he does not throw up. No milk. Water and pedialyte or clear juice. Try it.. It works!! 4mon
  •   insertwitty Yeah, I knew better than to give him milk, but it's hard to say no to his pitiful pout. 4mon
  •   insertwitty Thanks for the advice. Britt's at the store getting Pedialyte and yogurt. 4mon

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insertwitty The irony...wraps on both arms trying to draw blood to check for a thyroid issue.
1% for height 3% for weight. #inappropriatetoddler
5mon
  •   h_baeza Just too damn cute! 5mon

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insertwitty #inappropriatetoddler says that mom can suck up having to deal with my whiny butt today. At least my fever's gone and she gets the day off of work. 5mon
  •   rachel__gabrielle I want to kiss that face. 5mon
  •   insertwitty He is pretty kissable. He also loves giving kisses, especially Eskimo kisses. 5mon

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insertwitty A little #TBT that may she'd some light into where I get my sense of humor. 5mon

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insertwitty Found this while cleaning:
For Christmas I would like a pony and my grandpa and also a tablet. :( Me too, Emberly. Me too.
6mon

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insertwitty That's right, I'm f*cking 2 today. What of it? #inapprproiatetoddler #birthdayboy 6mon
  •   h_baeza Your caption is the best 6mon
  •   insertwitty @h_baeza he's still working on his words; from the looks he gives, I'm fairly certain my translations are spot on. 6mon
  •   h_baeza agreed! You have his number! 6mon

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insertwitty No YOU'RE eating and shopping away your feelings :) 7mon
  •   mn_mel You do whatever the hell you wanna do sister! 7mon
  •   rachel__gabrielle Trader jooooooeeeeeeeeesssss!!!!!!! That's my girl! 7mon
  •   coloradoames 7mon
  •   sschenen Wine and crackers? Wtf! You can do better than that!! 7mon
  •   insertwitty @sschenen you're obviously missing the sea salt caramels, cookies and cookie butter! 7mon

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insertwitty Pre Christmas concert posing. 7mon

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insertwitty The room I'm going to miss the most from the old house :( 7mon

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insertwitty Not sure if I'm more excited about the new house or my brand new appliances!! 7mon

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insertwitty #inappropriatetoddler says, "How the f*ck am I supposed to get out of this and why the hell am I in a pumpkin to begin with?!"
I can't wait for the day I get to explain Pinterest to my children.
8mon

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insertwitty Someone finally got their first haircut. Hope he can still fly without his wings :) 9mon

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insertwitty DISNEY WORLD!!! 10mon

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insertwitty Smoothest, silkiest you ever...what?!?! The suspense is killing me. Will their design department ever let me know? 10mon
  •   coloradoames dammit now I won't be able to sleep because of the suspense 10mon
  •   insertwitty Sorry @coloradoames. It's kind of like "The Ring" where I had to make other people watch it to join in my suffering. 10mon

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insertwitty To say pushing 70 pounds of kids and stroller may be slowing me down a bit might be an understatement. Granted, it was still a short "long run." 10mon

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