inharmswhey Got a Norwegian makeover today. This is how everyone dresses over here. (it's not really, I'm just trying to start bad rumors) 20h

» LOG IN to write comment.

inharmswhey If you guys are ever in Scandinavia, you really should check out this place called IKEA. You can buy beds, and also balls made of meat! #themoreyouknow 1d

» LOG IN to write comment.

inharmswhey From yesterday. Very un-ugly. 1d

» LOG IN to write comment.

inharmswhey This morning I was called a "do nothing bitch" by someone I had a falling out with because I don't pump iron. Ironically at the time of receiving this message, I was packing my bag in preparation to climb a mountain overlooking a gorgeous city in the country I just moved my entire life to, on the other side of Earth, with my beautiful wife. Doing nothing really takes it out of you. 😬 2d

» LOG IN to write comment.

inharmswhey Between jet lag and this, everything is fucked. #nothingisfuckeddudenothingisfucked 4d

» LOG IN to write comment.

inharmswhey Went for a walk this morning and saw opposite ends of the street art spectrum. "Side bitch" is basically the best tag humanly possible. 4d

» LOG IN to write comment.

inharmswhey The other day we took #cupcakeramone out for a long walk because we tested a sedative that was supposed to calm him in preparation for the flight. It had the opposite effect, and he was like, "yo, you got any more of that peanut butter (what we mixed the powder with)? I'll lick your toes". Anyway, he got super filthy. #methnotevenonce 1w

» LOG IN to write comment.

inharmswhey Shared from my awesome friend that I don't see enough (and will now see even less) @amberdera ️ . Oregon homies, go to it! 1w
  •   amberdera Aw miss you bud! Now and before, so excited for you though! Might just have to scheme my way to your new corner of the world one of these days ️🌎 1w
  •   inharmswhey @amberdera do it! 1w

» LOG IN to write comment.

inharmswhey Where I do my best thinking. 1w

» LOG IN to write comment.

inharmswhey From last night's farewell @scapegoat_tattoo party. Love these buttheads. The top shelfiest. 1w

» LOG IN to write comment.

inharmswhey "Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you" - Aspirin D. Cobain. 2w

» LOG IN to write comment.

inharmswhey Our awesomely awesome friend @afourwordletter / @ashleyjenningsphoto took this great photo (as she tends to do), of us at our going away thing last night. It was an emotional night. To all our good friends, and those who we wish we had become closer to, here's a cliché- it's not "goodbye", it's "see you later" ️ we love you. 2w

» LOG IN to write comment.

inharmswhey Tonight is going to be at least this sad. It's our going away thing at the Sweet Hereafter at 8pm. I always forget who's on what internet thing, and who we've invited, but here's your notice. Come get your last high five for a while. 2w

» LOG IN to write comment.

inharmswhey Just got this rad X Files shirt, inspired by the band Nails, and with lavender print from the always awesome @monstersoutside . If you're a punk or a nerd; but never a punk-ass nerd, he's your one stop shop! Thanks dude! 2w

» LOG IN to write comment.

inharmswhey Went and did some errands, and now I'm lying on a bench in a park. We're leaving for Norway in about a week, and I'm really going to miss Portland's beauty; but maybe even more-so, some of the best people I've ever met. Norway is going to be awesome, but to call this feeling "bitter-sweet", doesn't do it justice. So much love in my heart for every part of the last 8 years, and everything/everyone that has been a part of it. 2w

» LOG IN to write comment.

inharmswhey Hey! Come pick up some treasures and hang out with us! 1616 SE Stark, Portland 3w

» LOG IN to write comment.

inharmswhey As you probably know, @sillysilje and I are moving to Norway in less than 2 weeks, and everything must go! ️ Furniture, books, clothes, shoes, kitchen appliances, art supplies, knick knacks etc. 🌎 Come say hi/bye, and help us get rid of our stuff and hangout for a bit! ️ YARD SALE! YARD SALE! YARD SALE! Plus, come congratulate me on this picture I made! Tomorrow (Saturday the 7th) 9am-4pm, 1616 SE Stark. #portland #yardsale 3w

» LOG IN to write comment.

inharmswhey The moment I've been dreading. Due to moving out of the country, I have to sell my truck. '91 Chevy S-10 w a 4.3 V6, automatic. I bought it from a car nerd, who bought it off a custom mechanic, who bought it off a custom mechanic, so there's some crazy shit going on. Frenched body exit exhaust, John Deere satin black paint (not primer). Professional lowering, on completely custom wheels. Clean and dynamited interior with a great sounding kenwood stereo. Rebuilt engine and transmission somewhat recently, but I have no idea how many miles are on it. I'd assume relatively low. If I have to throw this on Craigslist, it's going up for $3,500, but I'm posting it here first. If I don't think you're a butthead, you can have it for $3,000. But even if you are a butthead, at least you won't look like one, driving this beaut. If interested, you can text or call me at 702-538-0516 @portlandparkedcars 3w

» LOG IN to write comment.