ima_horcrux It's so hot, someone forgot that she has overwhelming separation anxiety. Yay, summer!! 1d

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ima_horcrux It looks very post-apocalypse over here. The overgrown exit, the car facing a huge puddle... If there's not a zombie in that parking garage, I'll be shocked. 2d

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ima_horcrux I enjoy a bathroom with a sense of humor. 5d

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ima_horcrux At a party I can usually be found in the corner wearing a fireman helmet. 1w
  •   ima_horcrux I was just showing him. But he asked! I was telling him to stay off drugs. Look both ways before crossing the road. Don't take candy from strangers. All those important things. @jen_batesss 1w
  •   au_rora Having secret meetings? 7d
  •   ima_horcrux I was trying to get him to join my fireman gang. @au_rora 7d
  •   jen_batesss Haha, you goof! 5d

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ima_horcrux Sundays are for staring into space and contemplating your choices. 1w

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ima_horcrux Typical Saturday morning look for the gym. 1w
  •   ima_horcrux Oooh. We kinda do! But I'm okay with that. @frankiequadz 1w
  •   nesands Holy... Maybe I should have taken you with me to the eye doctor this morning!!! 1w
  •   psykoangel My favorite past time on snapchat when they have these type of filters is to find a stalkery/break up song and lipsync to it and then slow-mo so it sounds demonic. It's funny as hell 6d
  •   ima_horcrux That is such a good idea! 😈 @psykoangel 5d

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ima_horcrux Why wasn't I born with blue hair? I blame my mother. 1w
  •   ima_horcrux I'll be needing pictures of that, please. :) That's what happened! When i switched to a different fb, I didn't take anyone with me. Going to find you now... @psykoangel 1w
  •   psykoangel Ninja! I opened my stuff up cus apparently I was closed off to only friends of friends. And right now I'm fighting with crazy Chicago weather that won't let me plant edamame yet 1w
  •   choclitfreckles Nice 1w
  •   nesands Love!! 1w

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ima_horcrux Ooh. Do you want apticot or chiolte? Choices, choices. 2w

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ima_horcrux Well, since it's a felony, I guess I'll put my alligator food back in my bag. Ugh. 2w

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ima_horcrux "I noticed you coming home this morning all disheveled, Joan... Rough night?" Passive-aggressive Sebastian sees all. 2w

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ima_horcrux Walking on sweetly-scented pink flower petals seems like the perfect way to travel around town. 2w

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ima_horcrux One of the inmates has escaped the asylum... 3w

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ima_horcrux Fancy, but not too fancy. 3w

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ima_horcrux Found: one tiny loafer. 3w

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ima_horcrux Sebastian is that nosey neighbor that knows you came home late last night. 3w

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ima_horcrux There's some serious road work outside my house today. 3w

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