ima_horcrux Poor Rocket doesn't look happy to be squished between the clearance crap at Target. 1d
  •   kmj07075 Needs to go home with you! 5h

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ima_horcrux Grocery shopping with my bfff. I looked up and saw this giant plastic palm tree. 1d

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ima_horcrux So. Many. Wands. 2d

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ima_horcrux From now on, first question out of my mouth: "So, hey, do you, I don't know, like big butts?" 3d
  •   cmoultrie My other brothers would never deny that fact. 3d
  •   ima_horcrux I just hope they're not getting sprung... @cmoultrie 3d
  •   cmoultrie @ima_horcrux what they do on their own time is none of my business. 3d
  •   ima_horcrux Very good point. I wouldn't wanting people telling me when to get sprung. I'm a jerk. 😟 @cmoultrie 3d
  •   cmoultrie Look, even white boys are required to have a reason to shout. This means you are not a jerk. 3d
  •   ima_horcrux I'm not sure I follow that logic, but I accept it. I probably should shake this healthy butt to celebrate. @cmoultrie 3d
  •   cmoultrie @ima_horcrux no logic. But shaking that healthy butt is a great way to celebrate. 3d
  •   libertybelle1973 Words to live by! Haha 2d

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ima_horcrux Sleekeazy's Scalp Balm. Probably smells like turpentine. 3d

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ima_horcrux Check you later, I'm heading out to sea to look for booty. 4d

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ima_horcrux Psst... there might be a dragon straight ahead. Just be cool.
This is also when my bfff decided to call his wife and I totally lost him in the crowd. Luckily, I was not eaten. You know, by the dragon.
4d

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ima_horcrux I'm going to call in sick so I can stay home and cuddle with Sebastian. I need hugs today. 5d

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ima_horcrux Sebastian is trying to cheer me up. It might be working. It might not. Can't tell yet. 6d

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ima_horcrux In case there was any doubt, Indian weddings are gorgeous. In two weeks, we saw at least 10, all different and all beautiful. 6d

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ima_horcrux I read a lot. 7d
  •   amyscollies That's my favorite borrowing library of all time, you lucky duck. Used to take the little bug (now 5'2") to story time then Ben and Jerry's! Can't wait to Toga again this summer! 7d
  •   ima_horcrux I love their library! @amyscollies 7d
  •   frisbulia I miss that library so 7d
  •   cmoultrie Whacha readin'? I'm finishing "I know why the caged bird sings" tonight. 7d
  •   ima_horcrux I'm working on three: As You Wish (about the Princess Bride), Here We Are Now (about Kurt Cobain) and Sabriel (about a kick-ass girl). @cmoultrie 7d
  •   kmj07075 A real book!!!!! 6d
  •   cmoultrie Oh cool! Have you read the original Princess Bride? Love it. "And where we're skipping 170 pages of the author describing fancy hats" 6d
  •   ima_horcrux I was thinking about that the other day. I'm not sure I have. It's going on my list, though! @cmoultrie 6d

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ima_horcrux I have been free of a lying, verbally-abusive, cheating, self-described sociopathic piece of shit for a year. I shall celebrate by going to jury duty. 1w

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ima_horcrux One time I went to this castle. 1w

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ima_horcrux This little cherub is one today. He's held me together in some really crappy times. I'm pretty happy he exists. 1w

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ima_horcrux Time to sit back and unwind. #summertime 1w

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ima_horcrux Dark black coffee. Harry Potter mug. Harry Potter sweatshirt. Rainy day. Sounds like a plan. 1w
  •   heyleesh I am reading the HP books right now for the first time...better late than never! 1w
  •   ima_horcrux Yay! I hope you love them. @heyleesh 1w

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ima_horcrux I walk under this tree a few times a week and try to time my breathing so I can take a huge smell as I walk under it. I'm a dofus. 1w

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