ima_horcrux When life hands you #organic lemons and #vegan sugar... 6d

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ima_horcrux This is how my bed looks when I wake up. I sleep with books. And a Harry Potter blanket. Because I am an adult. 7d

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ima_horcrux Stop it. This garbage is free? Like free, free? Wow. 7d

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ima_horcrux Well, look who excels in the selfie department. 7d

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ima_horcrux I will not be held responsible for what happens when I finish this entire 6 pack tonight. 1w
  •   ima_horcrux It was so hard to find up here! Three stores!! @pinklets 1w
  •   ima_horcrux @not_norhole Mwa ha ha! X marks the spot on my incredibly detailed map. 1w
  •   norhole Also, I agree with your hashtag, cider is always better. Next time I am home X marks the spot and I'm buying a recorder. 1w
  •   ima_horcrux And we'll walk by and look at her like she's trash! Hey, I wonder if she still has that weird chair she used to use. @not_norhole 1w
  •   norhole Omg!! I will find one and sit in it and play hot cross buns for HOURS until the police force me to leave!! Don't ever put anything past me. 1w
  •   norhole That was her pregnancy chair! Hahahaha!!!! 1w
  •   pinklets Yes. We had the same trouble -- I got 4 rain checks when it was bogo at publix. @ima_horcrux 1w
  •   ima_horcrux Jeesh. Well, at least it was worth the wait! @pinklets 1w

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ima_horcrux Okay, book, let's figure out my life. I'm sure it'll be super easy! 1w

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ima_horcrux Med checkup and I need to wear a gown? I don't think so. 1w

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ima_horcrux No time to make a pour-over today and work coffee is not dark enough or hot enough. It's going to be a loooong day. 1w

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ima_horcrux Sidewalk inspiration on a shitty day. Thanks kiddos, whoever you are. 1w

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ima_horcrux Highlight of the day: watching the cat sleep. I can't stay home sick another day. This is torture. 1w

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ima_horcrux No no no. I'm not ready for fall, jerks. 1w
  •   wjfinn What Hell dimension did you take this photo in? 1w
  •   ima_horcrux It's an evil fucking tree down the road from my house. I'm going to chop it down tonight. @wjfinn 1w
  •   wjfinn Let me know when it's done, and I'll burn the stump, then salt the earth and douse it with holy water 1w
  •   wjfinn Et that gets us 6 more weeks of Summer! #newgroundhogsday 1w
  •   wjfinn *Bet* 1w
  •   kmj07075 By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes! Bring it!!! 1w
  •   ima_horcrux FANTASTIC IDEA! @wjfinn 1w
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ima_horcrux He's no prince, but tiny Star Lord is pretty charming. 1w

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ima_horcrux I have a thing for bees. # 2w

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ima_horcrux Very important question, guys: Do I look like an old woman? Because my landlord is nearly 80 and totally looks it, and the workers he hired to fix the roof just asked me if I was his wife. Seriously?! I'm going to have to rethink my life.
Also, here's a picture of the park.
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  •   ima_horcrux Do I look like I'd be married to an 80 year old? They've given me a midlife crisis. @wjfinn 😯 2w
  •   wjfinn 75 Maybe, but 80? That's just ridiculous! 2w
  •   ima_horcrux Ha!! Thanks, Bill. @wjfinn 2w
  •   wjfinn Lol, don't mention it 2w
  •   au_rora You don't look like an old woman!!!!!!!! do I need to go over there and beat some people up?? 2w
  •   ima_horcrux Yes, please! @au_rora 2w
  •   kmj07075 @ima_horcrux Look at the bright side... Have you ever been mistaken for a man? Six months pregnant, short hair.." Excuse me sir..." I'll marry the 8o year old 2w
  •   ima_horcrux Oh, no. That's just stupidity! @kmj07075 2w

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ima_horcrux Cuddle partner wanted. No grossos need apply. 2w

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