iambaker This is what happens when you promised your kids zucchini brownies and you ran out of cocoa so on a whim you decide to grind up cocoa puffs but all you have is Marshmallow Cocoa Puffs so the kids have to eat all the marshmallows first.
#pleaseletthiswork
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  •   redlaver You know you've acquired a pro baking status when you run out of an ingredient literally no one else will EVER run out of. My cocoa powder is like 321 years old. You go Glen Cocoa....I mean @iambaker 6h
  •   queenmare Let us know how they turn out!! 6h
  •   holums I am just thrilled to know that marshmallow cocoa puffs are a thing! I need to check out the cereal aisle more. 5h
  •   fullyloadedmagg I just want to be your child. 5h
  •   andysou05 whether it works or not, you're teaching them TWO great lessons- how to be creative & work with what you got, and to try, put in some effort and not to be afraid of failure. you're such an awesome mom! 5h
  •   cheri0894 Agreed @holums I need these, and didn't even know they existed. 1h

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iambaker I tried to re-create the Aquafresh logo in cupcakes.
The irony is not lost on me my friends.
Not. At. All.
#doh
#isntitironic
#dontchathink
What are you doing today??? Bonus points if you are baking!! (Tag me in a pic so I can see! I may re-gram one!)
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  •   cupcakekalechip Ha, I tagged you in what I did today because I think you'll appreciate the humor in the situation. 1d
  •   mabzb I'm a newbie baker. It's my stress buster. I also do stop motions on how to make them (cartoon). I love the humor in your account and of course the yummy treats. Tagged you in what I baked. I hope you get to see it. 1d
  •   sroehr Tagged you -blackberry lemonade cupcakes! 🍋 1d
  •   amnakmirza Beautiful 20h
  •   somethingaboutcupcakes you are the cutestest @iambaker xoxo 20h
  •   a_sweet_thought_cakes I'm making chocolate cupcakes with strawberry filling and chocolate buttercream. They're not due until tomorrow morning so I haven't started them yet so no pic to share. They're fir my Dr and his staff. I told him if he did a good job with my surgery last week that I'm being him some cupcakes. Lol I'm thinking of adding some cute toppers like scrubs and stethoscopes. I guess that depends on whether or not I have the color mmf that I need because I'm NOT (can't) make any today. 15h
  •   a_sweet_thought_cakes Ugh...sorry for the auto corrects! *for *I'd bring 15h

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iambaker This one time, one of my friends told me that "wet clothes should never sit in the washing machine for more than 2 hours or mold could form..."
We aren't friends anymore.
I don't need that kind of negativity in my life.
#laundrysucks
#chocolatezucchinipancakes
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iambaker Was decorating froggy cupcakes with my 6 year old daughter. This is our conversation:
"Mom, I am going to start calling Eddie 'Jacob'."
"Why?"
***gives me a long side eye***
"I think we can agree that's better."

#kids
#dying
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iambaker Sometimes I complain about my insomnia.
The truth is I have a @netflix addiction and inadequate respect for tomorrow.
#blueberryzucchinicupcakes
#linktorecipeinprofile
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iambaker I'm glad I don't have a thigh gap.
I almost dropped my phone into the toilet,
but I caught it just in time with 'thunder' and 'lightening'.
(The names of my thighs)
#monstercookiebars
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iambaker Dear friends-
I love you
with all my butt.
I would say heart,
but my butt is bigger.

#nolie
#seenonpinterest
#linktorecipeinprofile
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iambaker This is a zucchini crisp.
It tastes like an apple crisp, only better.
Now, why would I make a zucchini crisp and not an apple crisp?
Because I currently have 47,512 zucchini. #nolie
I just may show up at your door with 50 or so.
I'm not playin.
Help me.
#linktorecipeinprofile
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iambaker Dinner on the Upper East Side with the famous @amyatlas . Have you seen her stuff?
Go.
Run.
She literally invented the Dessert Tables.
Once you see you will recognize.
Now don't judge all these words because I am intoxicated and its our little secret.

#whathappensinnewyork
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iambaker Dear Diary-
Today I saw a really skinny girl
eating a huge piece of cake all by herself and it gave me hope
that someday
I will meet someone who will hate her with me.

#shamespiral
#chocolatefrosting
1w

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iambaker You
Want to know
What is
Beautiful?
Read
The first word
Again.
#loveit
#believeit
#chocolatecake
#linktorecipeinprofile
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iambaker I don't want buns of steel.
I want buns of cinnamon.
Covered in sprinkles.
And frosting.

#readonpinterest #funfettimonkeybread
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iambaker In 2 days I will be traveling to New York City for the first time.
Since I am clearly very classy and sophisticated and a stylish and chic traveler you will not see me doing the following:
1. Desperately trying to spot a Real Housewife of New York.
2. Asking random people directions to the Statue of Liberty.
3. Stop in the middle of the side walk and just look up.
4. Buy an I️NY tshirt.

Ok, so I am totally going to be doing all of the above. #tourist #helpme
If you are in town come see me at the #blogher15 conference! I am giving another of my awkward speeches.
(Oh, and this is Elegant S'mores Cheesecake- no recipe yet!)
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  •   _noushin You're the best! I love your personality so much! It's so real! Have tons of fun in New York! 2w
  •   nlg611 Dominique Ansel is a genius and pastry engineer. I think you'd appreciate his innovations. And I love @biggayicecream because they're awesome and crazy and fun. 2w
  •   jerilarsen Eat at UVA on the upper east side. You'll be delighted. 2w
  •   christykrampert In NYC right now. Totally bought a I ️ NY t-shirt and wore it. 🏼 #likeatourist 2w
  •   citycakes Come see us when you're here! We have a Killer Red Velvet stuffed half pound cookie you probably would love 🏼 safe travels!!! 1w
  •   foodiefitnessjourney Recipe yet???? 5d

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iambaker I was really upset with someone for making some ignorant comments.
So I calmly let them have it.
I easily and efficiently spouted off facts and testimonies as to why this person was a big ole dummy.
I was articulate and concise and powerful in thought.
I did not stutter, my thoughts flowed from me in a righteous example of intelligence and insight.
It was beautiful.
Disclosure: this all happened in my shower and the other person was not actually present. But I still #killedit .
#greyrose
Edited to add: no drama. Just me telling you how bad ass I am in fake shower fights.
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iambaker Eating ice cream out of a homemade Chocolate Chip Cookie ice cream cone is nothing special.
Said no one, ever.
😬
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iambaker I really feel like I should try to lose weight.
But then I realize that goes against my natural tendency to be a winner.

(Or I make a s'mores frozen cheesecake cake and eating it is the only thing that makes sense in the world.)
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iambaker Heart shaped chocolate chip cookie chocolate ice cream sandwiches just seemed appropriate. (And a literal mouthful)
I read every single comment before randomly selecting a winner from yesterday's contest and ya'll are flipping hilarious.

The winner is
@Kate.bakes.things ! (Gorgeous feed!) She chose @jonselfridge as her friend to also win. Congrats!
Shoot me an email at manda2177@gmail.com with your mailing address!
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iambaker Cheer me up.
My once-cool-looking shark bite cupcake was dropped on THE FLOOR and is now but a shadow of his former self.
Because of this incident I am now sad and weary and I rely on you.
Tag a friend.
At 4:26pm tomorrow I will pick one commentor and you and your tagged friend will both win $50 US dollars.

Let me get some joy though you, mkaaaaaaaaay?
#sharkweek
#nailedit
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iambaker Instead of milk with my cake I use wine.
Also, instead of cake I use wine.

#cake
#wine
#seenonpinterest
#linktorecipeinprofile
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iambaker Was walking out of Target carrying bag and texting (don't judge me) and bumped into one of the big red balls.
I looked at it, said "excuse me" an kept walking.
Didn't even occur to me that I just excused myself to a big red ball until a group of young girls started laughing hysterically.
I AM JUST THAT POLITE, OK?!? #grahamcrackercookiesmores
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