iambaker I read this "life hack" today:
"If you have to clean up vomit put coffee grounds on it first. It takes away the smell and allows you to dust it up easily"
My first thought was... 'Dust it up? Do people dust up vomit?'
My second thought was,"YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE COFFEE! What did coffee do TO YOU??? Leave the coffee out of this!"
Then I calmed down and made Coffee Cookie Sandwiches with Chocolate Ice Cream.
#takethatlifehacks
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5h

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iambaker Don't worry...
(If you can't finish that thought you are too young to read this page.)
#cake
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iambaker Happy Virtual Baby Shower to @weelicious ! Have you met the famous Catherine?? She makes life look effortless and does it with style and grace. She is kind and pretty and sweet!
She eats right and stays healthy through diet and exercise!

We are complete opposites.
#chocolatecake
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iambaker Why didn't this cute baby chick cross the road?
Because I ate it.

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#cupcakes
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iambaker Because I'm super organized that's why.

#needtheoneatthebottom
5d
  •   aliapet They have tip organizer boxes but they just take up so much space.... I use little Ziploc Tupperware containers the size for salad dressing. And stack them. I also use a tool box to carry all my stuff. It's on wheels it's the best! 5d
  •   cpb375 "A place for everything and everything in it's place!" 5d
  •   jessica202628 Ha! Looks like mine! 5d
  •   thyastee Great idea!! 5d
  •   elsa_s_arroyo_u I have mine in a similar jar! 5d
  •   emilyampersand Love Weck jars! 5d
  •   susanlidiaeaton You gotta get those Wilton tip cases.I have 3 but have a feeling I will need more if I get my MIL's stuff. 4d
  •   merilabadeer This is a great idea! 4d

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iambaker "You wanna piece of me?!?"
#cake
6d

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iambaker Always be yourself!
Unless you can be Elmo. Then always be Elmo.
1w

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iambaker "I stay fat because it just wouldn't be fair to all the thin people if I were this good looking, intelligent, funny, and thin. It's a public service really."
Wisdom from @rebelwilson
#boom
#carnations
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iambaker If I had known you were trouble when you walked through the door,
I would have introduced myself sooner.
#lovemyinstafriends
#whitecake
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1w

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iambaker I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child.
#fathersday
1w

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iambaker I don't judge people based on race, religion, or gender.
I judge people based on what piece of cake they choose at weddings.
#backawayfromthatcornerpiece
#itsmine
2w

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iambaker They say we should be eating more raw foods.
That's all I need to hear to whip up another batch of cookie dough!
#iamdoingitwrong
#monstercookies
2w

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iambaker I don't always clear my calculator, but when I do I hit both 'C' and 'CE' a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.
#seenonpinterest
#dustyrosecake
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iambaker That awkward moment when you run up the stairs and you start to get winded fast and you are trying to hide your heavy breathing like its no big deal but you're actually really winded and dear God you need to workout.
Or eat more cake.
#sunsetcake
#grasstip
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iambaker Nothing is better than spending hours meticulously decorating a cake and having it turn out perfect and then cutting the first slice and tasting that first glorious bite.
Nothing. Don't fight me on this.
@hgtv #hgtvcake #linktorecipeinprofile
2w

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iambaker I live in constant fear of either stepping on a Lego or scraping my knuckles on the door jams when carrying laundry baskets.
#firstworldproblems
#blueberrybrownies
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2w

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iambaker Just posted an amazing recipe for TWO INGREDIENT ice cream!
It's got sweetened condensed milk, heavy cream, and strawberries.
#iseewhatyoudidthere
#whoops
#donttell
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2w

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iambaker "Just one small slice of cake for me!"
Said no sane person ever. #realfriendseatbigcakeslices
#messyrufflecake
2w

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iambaker #cakefail
Had an idea so made a practice cake. Good thing cause it did not work, looks nothing like I imagined, and in kinda just plain ugly and poorly executed.
Turns out that it's ok cause it's CAKE and we GET TO EAT IT.

So basically #cakefail is a #bellywin . #kidsloveitwhenimessup
3w

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iambaker "Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans."
(Tagging you @waltonjjl !!! )
#seenonpinterest
#pinkombrepancakes
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