iambaker A friend sent me a link to page with "whitepeopleproblems" and I can't stop laughing. Here is a few that I may or may not have read and then laughed until I peed a little.
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Turn off all the lights.
Run into bed like a ninja so no monsters will attack you.
#whitepeopleproblems
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Friend says how fat she is.
You're fatter.
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*swimming in lake*
*something touches foot*
I am going to die.
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Try to tell a funny story.
Start laughing uncontrollably at the first word. ***
#rufflecake
#linkinprofile
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iambaker Heath Cupcakes!
Not to be confused for health cupcakes. Never trust a healthy cupcake.
I mean, you should still eat it because it's a cupcake, but don't depend on it for support or self esteem and stuff.
#advicefromiambaker
#jackhandy
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iambaker Four of my children have discovered #candycrush.
I am slowly going insane from the background music.
#sendhelp
I did make the fluffiest buttercream EVER today. Recipe soon. If I don't drown in it first. #kidding
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iambaker Hubby is out of town tonight which means:
I get to avoid the 4:57pm mad dash to pick up the house so it looks like I clean all day.
I get to feed the kids cereal for dinner without shame.
Netflix bing watching till midnight.
#causeicanthatswhy
#sucharebel
#sprinklescake
#linkinprofile
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iambaker "I had one cupcake with glorious cookie dough frosting and I think that's enough."
If that sounds like something you say we can't be friends anymore.
#cookiedoughforlife
#oneisnotenough
#frostingeatersaremytribe
#linkinprofile
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iambaker There are two kinds of people in this world... those with attention deficit disorder and I like banana bread.
#seenonpinterest
#zucchinibananabread
#recipeinprofile
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iambaker "Mom, why are those pieces moved."
"It's artistic."
"Why is one missing?"
"Um, well, I um... because that looks better."
"Is it cause you ate it mom?"
"Go to your room."
#shamespiral
#peanutbutterchocolateganache
#linkinprofile
1w

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iambaker You can't make everyone happy.
You aren't snickers cheesecake.

#cheesecakeequalsworldpeace
#provemewrong
#boom
#feelingsassy
#cantstopthesass
#linktorecipeinprofile
1w

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iambaker iambaker's official definition of 'breakfast cookie':
Add oatmeal to regular cookie recipe and eat it for breakfast.
#seemslegit #yourwelcome
2w

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iambaker "MOM STOP!"
What?
"IT'S SPILLING EVERYWHERE!"
Oh. That's um... bad right?
#snickerscheesecakecake
#meltedsnickersfrosting
#imayhavedonetoomuch
2w

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iambaker My job is better than your job.
Unless your job means you actually get to leave your house and have regular conversations with people who are completely potty trained.
Then yeah.
#youwin
2w
  •   hries I want whatever those go on. 2w
  •   my_mysza I have conversations with people at work but sometimes find the conversations with my two year old more productive. 2w
  •   arunz_ Home made chocolate 2w
  •   my6gifts No you're job is the best!! Babies and chocolate.... Doesn't get better than that! 2w
  •   naivecookcooks Hehe agreed!!! @iambaker 1w
  •   poldersowm Your job is def best. 1w
  •   henascakes Hahaha 1w

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iambaker As I was driving to the store today and a squirrel darted out in front of me I realized:
My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel trying to cross the street.
#thinkaboutit
#squirrel
#redvelvelvetfudge
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iambaker Did you know if you mix melted chocolate chips and frosting it makes a quick fudge?
Just wondering: if you make quick fudge and eat it all before anyone can see, did it ever really happen? DID IT???
#philosophicalthoughtexperiment #bigwordsmakemehungry
#redvelvetfrosting #linkinprofile
2w

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iambaker PROCRASTIBAKING: the art of making cakes instead of doing something else you should be doing.
#seenonpinterest
#thisismylife
#ialsoprocrasti-eat
#homemadeyellowcake
2w

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iambaker *thousands* of you asked for the recipe to this Red Velvet Buttercream cake I posted yesterday.
By thousands I mean two. Two of you. But I care about every single one of you so much I had to oblige! #iambakercares
Also, the cake I made flopped today so this was all I had to share.
#justsayin
#recipeinprofile
3w

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iambaker "Mom," my little girl said,"what is your job when you are done being mom?"
"I bake cakes."
"WHAT?!?!!"
She gets astute skills of perception from me.
#redvelvetbuttercream #rosecake
3w

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iambaker I teamed up with Skippy Peanut Butter to bring you an Oscar's inspired special treat!
Then I asked them to team up with me to make the 57,431 sandwiches I need for lunches and snacks this week.
They haven't returned my calls.
#weird #cantimaginewhy #linkinprofile
3w
  •   danfailing @burgerspizzafries "I'm too hot, hot damn" 3w
  •   trishdunn76 @iambaker I couldn't even find any words to sarcastically and obviously jokingly insult this gorgeous confection. So I just gave up!! I don't want you to think badly of me. My insults come from pure jealousy, and I mean them in the nicest way possible. 3w
  •   mariedreamy Yummi *-*! 3w
  •   edbteach @meagan.blair These looks delicious! 3w
  •   iambaker @trishdunn76 lol no worries!!! We have fun here. :) 3w
  •   trishdunn76 @iambaker I KNOW you're having fun! Most days, your house is gooey, melty, fragrant, sugary, wacky deliciousness. Most days, mine is toast (no butter) Reading your posts are the highlight of my day, just so you know!! You're my fce (food crush everyday). You DO know you're brilliant, Right?! A great baker AND a wonderful sense of humor? Whoever your man is must know he won the lottery! AND I'll be writing a STRONGLY worded letter to Skippy. Lol 3w

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iambaker I've got 99 problems and 98 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I am worrying and stressing about for absolutely no reason whatsoever. #justaddsprinkles #sprinklesequalworldpeace 3w

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iambaker I am not saying I am Wonder Woman, I am just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.

#truestory
#seenontumblr
#dopeoplestillusetumblr
#peanutbuttercarmelmousse
3w

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