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hellojessicaclark Hi my name is Scruffy and I like to eat entire blocks of fancy dark chocolate and then get high af and need to spend the night in expensive emergency vet to not die. And then when I get brought home again I like to shit on expensive carpets in lofts. But hey I'm pretty damn cute so 6d

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hellojessicaclark Oh Olive. (Watching me do my makeup) 2w

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hellojessicaclark Home town explorin. 2w

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hellojessicaclark Frontage like this *almost* makes me want to take up martial arts. 2w

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hellojessicaclark You see, the trick is - to find a goober who out goobs you. And then goob your way through life with them. I found this goober on the right when we were 16, and now today he is 28 years old. He's inquisitive and provocative in such a beautiful way - unlike anyone I've ever met. And I'm so bloody grateful for my time on this planet with him and for the 12 years worth of inside jokes we've got so far. HB Danaberry. I love you. 🍾 3w

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hellojessicaclark When ur house guests are tired af from flying all day so they take a nap and all u can do is rearrange the living room because you're bored and you want them to wake up and come play with you. 3w

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hellojessicaclark $2 for a crate of strawberries, $5 for a giant box full of tiny potatoes, 50c for a pumpkin, 70c for a whole bunch of bananas. A week of veggies and fruit for a tenner! 4w

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hellojessicaclark Tinnies, beach haus, and bloody good company. 1mon

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hellojessicaclark Freckles 1mon

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hellojessicaclark Naww Lake Albert. You cute. 2mon

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hellojessicaclark + on Lake Albert 2mon

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hellojessicaclark The biggol lobster 2mon

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hellojessicaclark Me: Bae let's selfie! Bae: Nooo whyyyy (okay I'll fix my hurr) 2mon

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hellojessicaclark ROAD TRIP 2mon

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hellojessicaclark Nicely played, shitty hotel. 2mon

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hellojessicaclark We brought our dinner and jars of wine to the river tonight. We saw dolphins! It was magical af! 2mon

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hellojessicaclark Explorin the hood 😎 2mon

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hellojessicaclark Mangosteen! I'd never had it before but yurm! 3mon

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