grimcity THIS AINT YO DADDYS PUSHUP KID!
This was invented by a HOLY HELL A NAVY SEAL WHAT JEEZ LOUISE!!! After a few UPS AND DOWNS on THESE BAD MOFOZ you'll be able to CRACK A DUDES NECK IN OVER A HUNDRED DIFFERENT WAYS.

Jazzercise have you jazz hands, P90X gave you confused muscles, Cross Fit made you GREAT at CROSSING THINGS but OH MY GOD NOW YOU CAN PUSH UP WHILE OTHERS SHUT UP

What are you waiting for, puny civilians?!? THIS IS NEXT LEVEL SHEEPDIP. *made in China by very tiny fingers attached to teeny hands*

PUSH OFF OF THE FLOOR AND SINK DOWN BACK TO THE FLOOR LIKE A GOD OF WAR
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grimcity Bullshit, Wendy's. You can't limit strawberry fields. 3w

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grimcity Duuuuuuh... you're supposed to pour it in a big lead bucket. 1mon

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  •   grimcity @urbannine -I wanted to follow up but she blocked me. 1mon
  •   bridenagain So she photoshopped her nose off because it feels amazing. Open and shut case 1mon
  •   beenslow3030 I know this guy neal... Yea. He totally sticks corn cobs up his ass. He'll show you but only if you take a picture of yourself and photoshop your nose off of it. Dude's funny. 1mon
  •   beenslow3030 But seriously if you tell me why you stick corn cobs up your ass I'll know why this weird bitch photoshops her nose off. 1mon
  •   daryljwalters Grim what's your email?? I need to send you an invite ! 1mon
  •   grimcity @daryljwalters !!! Vectornerd@gmail.com 1mon
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  •   heathcwalker Wow 3w

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grimcity Friday at work is done.
Boomshakalaka.
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grimcity Sertin up AV an wireless ish like cash money, shun.

Poured a little coffee on the carpet for the AVOGs before me. From the recital of the last meeting's minutes to adjournment, people will be mad sitting.
3mon
  •   rschleg "Sir, you're going to have to clean that up. The coffee your poured out while muttering to yourself." 3mon

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grimcity Hopped over to JTown for a bit to see the dad of these two forever-long pals get deaconed (I just verbed that word). Some politically/wonky cats might recognize @ewerickson, in between us is the sista I never had @gebarlow (for fellow JTown rats, she looks just like she did in HS). Great to see you fam, next time I run into town I need to snag my boy @neobrunson04 and some more crew. Good times. 3mon
  •   grimcity @neobrunson04 dude, that was totally on me. Didn't know I was coming until the last minute, then I was all HOLY CRAP IM TOO LATE AARRGH! We all def need to hang when we're all in the same place- you and me need to hook up regardless! I'll holler at you on my next trip over bro! 3mon
  •   neobrunson04 Do sho dude! Ok keep my digits and holla at cha boy , 225-244-2366, we got the reunion coming up soon tho 3mon
  •   grimcity @neobrunson04 got the digits man! You're right, I forgot we were about to celebrate how old we all got, hahaha 3mon
  •   neobrunson04 Lol yeah I know, I keep thinking about next year, the big 4 0, lol I really wish u me Ben and Dave could get together, I miss all of you guys 3mon
  •   gebarlow Missed ya Larry Joe!! @neobrunson04 Loved seeing you @grimcity !! We need to all get together soon and catch up! Love y'all!! 3mon
  •   gebarlow Thanks for taking the family pics, too, Neal! 3mon
  •   neobrunson04 I agree Gretchen, I miss you too! @gbarlow 3mon
  •   heathcwalker Deaconated? 3mon

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3mon grimcity
Normal Neal Boyd
grimcity From the Future:
Artificial intelligence reaches both singularity and human levels of narcissism. Here, a self-aware urinal takes a selfie, pleased that there are no humans lurking in the background.

Sadly, the porcelain automaton seethes at its own inability to muster a "duckface." Soon after, the machines [CONTENTS REDACTED BY THE NSA].
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  •   idealhandmades Im stocking up on high powered magnets like they're hand grenades and always carrying one of those REALLY tiny screw drivers you need to work on electronics with. Get ready. The war is coming. And they wont stop until they rip every last pair of lips off mankind. 3mon
  •   grimcity @idealhandmades ...and water! Lots and lots of it! 3mon

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grimcity Do u even torrent bro? 3mon

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grimcity WE TAKIN SAFE DOMES TO THE NEXT LEVEL YALL

#nevermindthebollocks
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grimcity #tbt -oververt edgers while testing out some @spitfirewheels (pre F1s). I never get used to this feeling. It's just awesome. 4mon
  •   j.skates_ Wish the park was still that clean with no paint 1w

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grimcity So anyway, @visionstreetwear is back and they're selling a Mark "Killed a Girl and Stuffed Her Body Into a Surfboard Bag" Rogowski reissue.

So there's that.
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grimcity In case you missed it... pseudo pro skateboarder Doug Brown put a "2014 Promotional Video" on the ever amazing @hellaclips... unfortunately for Slap Pals, there was no new skate footy in the piece (pretty sure we were watching this three or four or eighty nine years ago). @jenkemmag should interview this magical man!
#dougbrown #skatestraight #StandWithDoug #SingMeBallads
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grimcity I don't understand the purpose of a bike like this, but it looks pretty neat and hard to pedal. 4mon

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grimcity A space rocket waking up. 4mon

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grimcity As of today it's been two years since my brother Raymond passed away.

It fucking sucks. I want him here. I'm seriously not right with him gone. After we lost our brother Michael we became so in tune to each other I can't explain it. It's not fucking fair. I can take pain but this is too much to process most days. We were supposed to take care of mom and dad when they got older and now outside of skating and work I'm fucking lost. All my love for Raymond just becomes anger and depression because of his absence. I will NEVER find a meaning for his loss.
I believe in doing honorable things in other peoples memory, I really do, but it's different than acceptance. I don't accept him being gone or any of my friends that have passed for that matter.
It's not fucking right. Sorry for the TMI post but it's all I got in me.
4mon
  •   cyrusstafford I feel for you bud! Losing the ones you love is the hardest thing to go through. Things will get better in time. Surround yourself with good people and try not to get to down. My love and prayers are with you. 4mon
  •   lukephysioc Always in our thoughts, dude. 4mon
  •   shbclh Hugs to you sweet guy 4mon
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  •   cj_leee Raymond is double tappin this photo up in heaven. Sorry for your loss 4mon
  •   settledownbrown losing someone sucks. it just does. some days hurt less than others, some more. push through and make the most of every moment, that's the only way I can deal. 4mon
  •   alarichaag A great picture! I can only offer that your anger is a better alternative than numbness, and, how you channel that anger in your own life is the opportunity you have to honor his life the most. Hang in there man! 4mon
  •   also_known_as_john "All my love for them becomes anger and depression." I've been looking for a way to describe that for 11 years since my moms passed. Thanks for sharing this homie. I'm sorry man. Shit'll never be the same without the people we loved who have left us. I try to spend as much time by myself out doors skating or just walking around in the woods drinking beers and shit. It's weird but I feel like we came from the earth and when we die, we become the earth again. When I'm outside I'm with all my friends and relatives who passed. And I really try to tune into nature because I feel like,one day we all meet up and become the earth again. 4mon

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grimcity If you skate, or believe in giving a shit about finishing things you start (especially skate parks that could change kids lives), boycott @trukfit, #youngmoney and anything else #LilWayne has anything to do with.

http://www.nola.com/business/index.ssf/2014/04/lil_wayne_skatepark_failure_a.html ...if the link doesn't work go to NOLA.com and search "skatepark." He left the lower 9th hanging, now locals are scrambling to fix his mess.

Spread this shit.

Talk Minus Action = Zero

@prod84 @berrics @girlskateboards @chocolateskateboards @bakerskateboards @shakejunt @thrashermag @transworldskate @jenkemmag @chromeball @wheelbiterz @suprafootwear
#weezy #deweezy #tunechi #nola #trukfit #skateboarding #9thward #lower9thward #lower9thwardvillage
4mon

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grimcity Here's the insanely long ballot I had to vote on today.

Well, I'm certainly spent.
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4mon grimcity
Normal Neal Boyd
grimcity #ThrowbackThursday -2nd grade. Some of the old homies will immediately recognize Britt DeLee in front of me... a guy who was taken from us way too damn early.

Pic taken at Silliman Institute in Clinton. Hated that place. Happily escaped it in the middle of 3rd grade before paying dues in Jackson.
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