grimcity Some new tinfoil footy on YT. #Post40 #skateboarding #thankyouskateboarding 1w

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grimcity To use this restroom, you must first sacrifice a goat upon this alter. 2w

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grimcity "Those aren't mountains, those are waves." ...
"STFU Matthew, they're clouds and love is *not* a force of nature. Get out of my face, you chest thumping frat daddy."
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grimcity A bs smith & bs nose revert from Saturday.
#skateboarding #thankyouskateboarding
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grimcity The shape of the banner isn't really helping with the messaging. 1mon

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grimcity new footy on the yoo toobz 1mon

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grimcity derp, brought my @skatertrainer to the slalom but HEY LETS ABUSE SHITTY PRODUCTS WITH EVERY WAKING BREATH

Skater trainers: maximum mediocrity for kids who believe they're special but really aren't.

Skater trainers: they make a lot of sense to nobody.

Skater trainers: because the occasional bruise is unsightly and we don't want little Timmy's school counselor to get the wrong idea.

Skater trainers: even skateboarders can come up with stupid skate shit. Not only that, but their shitty ideas can actually be better in an awfully shitty sort've way.

Skater trainers: everyone from the inventors to purchasers deserve every drop of mockery they get.
Assclowns.
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grimcity Back when I was a kid, you learned "G Turns" before taking it to manual. This is the manny pad I learned how to Ollie-nose manny on. 1987 I think.

Jackson, LA is where I was a young sprout, and it's sick because all the skate spots I learned things on are almost exactly the same after decades.
Normal people don't know what it's like to be (somewhat) emotionally connected to random bits of construction like this.
People don't understand how we can accurately describe every texture, paint composition, and nuance of nearly every curb in our vicinity. I love that shit.
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grimcity BRUH GET ON BRUH SHEEEEEEEIIT 2mon

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grimcity Because ORGANIZATION OR SOME SUCH 2mon

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grimcity " 2mon

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grimcity My man @daggerchuck just posted the photo of @oscarputdowntheknife that made me learn these a couple of decades ago. My brother @giegerheck took this a few years back.
Skate tricks are viruses that can transport themselves through any medium, and are easily transmissible after prolonged periods of time.
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grimcity Me & Bandit binge-watching Jessica Jones last night. Posting this because the Internet needs more cats and selfies. 2mon

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grimcity JUST CALL THEM CHUNKS 3mon

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grimcity I like the idea of tilting pool tables. Dudes would be less likely to stack quarters on the side when you're in mid shot. 3mon

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grimcity Hey look, something new that can be XTREMEOFIED and subsequently/justly mocked by skateboarders. 4mon
  •   idealhandmades I challenge them to see if those could actually stand up to even 365 days of use, nevermind years. Those are at the goodwill missing a wheel in 4 months or less of heavy (and i mean HEAVY) use. 4mon
  •   layzieyez I have old school quads with satori goo balls and reds bearings. They take me out of my comfort zone since I'm terrible at roller skating. How do you stop rolling? I just fall down. 4mon
  •   timkenny 1 word. Gay 4mon

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4mon grimcity
Normal Neal Boyd
grimcity Custom pseudoscience, for you and me! 4mon

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grimcity Hard to describe how crusty this spot is. Can't roll up the right side, thus the diagonal angle for the backside. Had to use the brights on my car for light, so apologies to both oncoming traffic and those that are hyper photosensitive.
#JumpOffStuff #ThankYouSkateboarding
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grimcity New weird clip on my YouTube channel.

When you slow down The Bangels enough, they sound like Ween.
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