grimcity Just set up this automated Tweetbot. Still converting posts into the database, but it should be pretty funny as it progresses. 1w

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grimcity Here, allow me to help you meet some of the animals we share the world with!

#documentary #plecostomus
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  •   gaigelosi Sound asleep 1w
  •   grimcity @gaigelosi ...indeed! Such a genteel creature. 1w
  •   dustinbombwilson @grimcity I had one of these along with a couple Oscars. It was normal size but then both Oscars died and then it grew to be well over a foot long. 1w

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grimcity Woke up late, opened IG, and in my inbox, @colinmckay is poking fun at my profile pic. When your day starts off like that, everything that follows is really kinda meh. 1w

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grimcity These are screen grabs from the "Jessabelle" movie trailer. On one hand, I'm glad movies are being made here in Louisiana, but on the other, I really hate it when things are just overtly wrong.

Case in point: I grew up in East Feliciana, next to West Feliciana parish. Very distinctive places that me and the squad (@neobrunson04 @gebarlow, among many others) used to dominate with mischief.

There's no Feliciana Parish, and there's no swamp. We were known for rolling hills and heavy drinking. (Sorry, it's a locdawg thing.)
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grimcity 101 duro, 54mm conical Formula Fours for delicious reverts and powerskidders all day erry day. Setting up a #Huf now, looking for a covered spot thanks to angry Greek weather gods.

#rollforever
#hermitsesh
#skateupthehideyholes
#yourdaddonttreandyourmomdontrocktofakie
#hashtag
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  •   andred209 Those are sick! I want to get these for my next set! Probably the get them in a 99a in a 52! I've waited so long for a wider shaped formula 4! 2mon
  •   grimcity @notadamschultz - I sincerely think you'll appreciate the urethane. Tough as nails. 2mon
  •   grimcity @andred209 - hell yeah man, all that surface, just straight golden! 2mon
  •   dtotherob I have them in 56mm. Really stoked on them. From the streets to my mini ramp, they perform above par @grimcity 1mon
  •   neobrunson04 Back in the day didn't sumone els make spitfires? 1mon
  •   fuck_boredom I for one like the color, keep it the way it suppose to be. 3w
  •   gustavoolivas How do they compare vs the old trusty Spittys F1. I'm planning to replace mine for a set of formula 4s 6d
  •   grimcity @gustavoolivas -they converted me. 6d

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grimcity I use antiperspirant that has "clinical strength" on the label.

I am Jack's soggy biscuits.
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grimcity Coca Cola:
targeting the "I think a cheap bottle of bubbles and fructose is worth more than my missus" demographic.
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grimcity Spot check. Micro fun @ Ralph & Kacoos on Bluebonnet.

I hereby name this spot #HubbaCopout even though no hubba was ever hubba'd here.
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grimcity CORAL

COOOORRRAAAAAAALLL
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grimcity This morning I filled up the kittah kibble bin.

At first, Bandit was like... but then he was like...
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grimcity I just screen grabbed this from Vine... @daewon1song is doing mall-grab air walks and my brain is all melted and my spinal fluid has turned into taffy. This is just bonkers. 2mon

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grimcity Clamato, my arch nemesis. 2mon

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grimcity TUESDAY TUESDAY TUESDAY!!!11!1!

Get a ridiculously asinine @skatertrainer free with every purchase of a Target Maple complete!

#SkateInPlace
#RollForNever
#StationarySponserMeVideosWillHappen
#WhenSlowingYourRollIsntEnough
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  •   bmcsteve the fist demo I ever went to was a Maple demo back in 94 or 95. Dave Mayhew, The Donger......that team ruled. So sad to see it end up like this 2mon
  •   grimcity @_nate_skates -yeah man, but your wheels actually spin! 2mon
  •   _nate_shreds Definatly! We gotta keep skateboarding pushing, 2mon
  •   grimcity @bmcsteve -I hear you man! I remember Marc Johnson rolling for them a while too. Shit sucks. 2mon
  •   daggerchuck No idea on the Target setups. Haha 2mon
  •   nandazinger Mj, donger, hsu, mayhem, knight, good team. Dynasty was rad too. 2mon
  •   grimcity @boogerparty hahahahahaa 2mon

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grimcity I guess instead of torturing animals in a lab, the idea is to torture your own critters in the safety and comfort of your own home. "No fleas on the kitties, but we burned out their eyeballs, so there's that." 3mon
  •   sunnydayrainshine But NO fleas! 3mon
  •   grimcity THE FLEAS ARE ALSO BLIND NOW @sunnydayrainshine 3mon
  •   crjsw Use some Dawn, it kills the fleas good. 3mon
  •   crjsw Substantial but temporary eye damage lol something about that Im not believing. 3mon
  •   grimcity @crjsw no doubt! That's some Orwellian doublespeak! Thanks for the Dawn tip. I don't wanna hurt my little kittahs. 3mon

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grimcity FIZZING CEREAL BECAUSE MILK AND POP ROCKS MAKES FOR A GREAT BREAKFAST

PLEASE RELEASE ME, MORTAL COIL
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grimcity Slow mo impossible over a brick because the brick wasn't doing anything with any other bricks. #
#skateboarding
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grimcity I reckon the roots jus ain't that deep. 4mon

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grimcity Also known as "Randy Mack." 4mon
  •   layzieyez I'm getting a chub thinking about getting a chub. 4mon
  •   skatespeechh Man, I thought I was already following you on my new account. 4mon
  •   grimcity @skatespeechh -hah, I've been following your Insta posts on the Twitters. Everything is now as it should be! 4mon

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grimcity THIS AINT YO DADDYS PUSHUP KID!
This was invented by a HOLY HELL A NAVY SEAL WHAT JEEZ LOUISE!!! After a few UPS AND DOWNS on THESE BAD MOFOZ you'll be able to CRACK A DUDES NECK IN OVER A HUNDRED DIFFERENT WAYS.

Jazzercise have you jazz hands, P90X gave you confused muscles, Cross Fit made you GREAT at CROSSING THINGS but OH MY GOD NOW YOU CAN PUSH UP WHILE OTHERS SHUT UP

What are you waiting for, puny civilians?!? THIS IS NEXT LEVEL SHEEPDIP. *made in China by very tiny fingers attached to teeny hands*

PUSH OFF OF THE FLOOR AND SINK DOWN BACK TO THE FLOOR LIKE A GOD OF WAR
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  •   tristensaavedra Holy shit. I might be dying. Dude fuck yes hahahahahahha 4mon
  •   chrisopilla You're one of the best, I would love to hear your take on the current state of skateboard footwear. 4mon
  •   cup_of_fitness "Now you can push up while others shut up" best statement ever. 4mon
  •   blacktray You still want to video for me 4mon
  •   oliviancrazies 4mon
  •   grimcity @blacktray yeah man, for real 4mon

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