grillmastergreg Panda must know that I'm on my second day of overtime, and am getting paid holiday pay for today as well. 20h

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grillmastergreg Moles die like vampires when the sun hits them. 1d

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grillmastergreg Happy Birthday to @onejamesd, one of my best friends. He's a bit more like a big brother to me, as he's older than me (but I'll keep his exact age a secret), and has taught me a lot of valuable social lessons, that probably would have taken more time to learn, had we not made friends. Gotta thank his family for lending him to me for all these years, sorry I've Americanized him so much (but let's be honest, he did it all on his own)! James breithlá sona! 4d

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grillmastergreg Came back to the country for a few days to house sit. Got here just in time. 4d
  •   marklovinn I was taking pics of the sunset too ! That shit was beautiful today. Looked like unicorns were about to appear in the sky haha 4d
  •   grillmastergreg Hahaha, @marklovinn. Only you would say something like that! It definitely was a sight to see! 4d

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grillmastergreg Last night I played Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun on the jukebox, and then it decided it was gonna kill itself? 1w

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grillmastergreg Chinese food does a body good. Visiting the best, enjoying the best. 1w

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grillmastergreg Oh panda, you really know how to tell me what I've already been thinking about. Guess that means I might take that drive down south to camp for a night outside of Bend to take pictures in the Painted Hills, and of lightning storms that are supposed to be taking place? 1w
  •   ilanbenitah I miss panda express haha. 1w
  •   melissacohn I think it's telling you it is time for a Salt Lake trip. 🏿 1w
  •   mommaserrano666 Do I get to go 1w
  •   coryvanname They can say that on every fortune because anyone who is at Panda Express is by default headed somewhere more enjoyable. 1w
  •   _witchbaby The Painted Hills are the prettiest. Also, Bend. 1w

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grillmastergreg Oh girl. It's good to have you back. 2w
  •   linzloo86 That black butte looks like it's about to ride dirty. 2w
  •   grillmastergreg @linzloo86 that black butte definitely didn't get behind the wheel at all tonight! 2w

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grillmastergreg Not all #despair is created equal. Some brings joy. Epic Ales out of Washington continues to make some weird, but tasty beers. 2w

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grillmastergreg Either @guyfieriofficialpage doesn't actually run his account (I think he does from all the comments and descriptors I read on some of his posts), or he liked my post because he actually does side with the nazi agenda. Weird. 3w

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grillmastergreg Everything about this #guyfieri cutting board packaging reads #nazi to me. Good to know where he sits on his political/racial/religious practices. 3w

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grillmastergreg Haunted house storage areas could substitute as haunted houses. 3w

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grillmastergreg I don't know who this goofy kid is, but it looks to me like they might have their interests confused. A vegan following a grillmaster? Keep your enemies close, I guess? As long as the death core bit doesn't come with death threats, follow away. Just be prepared for meats. 3w

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grillmastergreg You know you've made it when two friends send you two different @cocacola products with two thirds of your name on it. Hey #cocacola, how about putting Greg on those packages? 3w

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grillmastergreg My best friend used to drum professionally, and he has wayyyyyyyy cooler drums than you'll ever have. Yes, it's covered in serial killers. 3w
  •   coryvanname Knowing at least some of your audience, you put wayyyyyy too many y's on that word. Although his drums are wayyyyy cooler than yours 3w
  •   stephanhawkes @coryvanname I just laughed out loud at this. The "A" is the the letter you actually hold out. I just added the extra y's out loud and it's fucking stupid sounding! Good times... 3w

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grillmastergreg I just found this video from @kcrummett and @melely's wedding. It's @dreudamn deciding he was gonna cannonball with #skribblejackson. Nice. (#tbt) 4w

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grillmastergreg This is a pic I snapped quite a few years ago when my whole family was going to Mexico to visit my Dad's family. What you should be focused on here is @mommaserrano666, my mother (that I get to share with @rexrobo), who is enjoying her birthday today! A woman, that made sure to always give myself, and Robert, all the opportunities to pursue anything we were interested in (we weren't a wealthy family, but she would always make sure that we got to at least try our interests). She (and my Dad) raised us to be the gentlemen that we are. If anyone needs help, we learned to be grateful to give assistance, and to always extend a hand. We lived sort of sheltered lives, but it was to ensure that we got to experience things when we were supposed to, and so that we didn't get pre-exposed to situations that were going to remove our ability to enjoy being carefree children. That's not to say that she wouldn't tell us the truth, if there was a lesson to learn from it. Because she totally would. I had some uncles that provided many a lesson for my mother to show us paths that we didn't want to go down. My mother probably has one of the most warm, and creative hearts that has ever entered all of your lives. The friends of mine that have been graced with the opportunity to get to know her, have all told me how awesome and nice she is. It's totally true. When I say to my friends that my brother and I have the best parents, it's totally true. Happy Birthday @mommaserrano666! You're the best, and I can't wait to spend the whole day with you, and celebrate even more birthdays beyond today. (A fine example of how she's the coolest, she never changed her screen name after Robert and I decided to give her the number of the beast! Because she knows we find it funny, she finds the humor in it too.) 4w

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grillmastergreg Also, ginger alien ferns. 4w
  •   coryvanname Uh oh. Greg went outside so my whole IG feed is fucked 4w
  •   grillmastergreg @coryvanname hahahahahahaha. I give you days, and days of no posts, so I can flood it every once in a while. 4w
  •   coryvanname God help us if he finds a friendly squirrel 4w
  •   grillmastergreg @coryvanname I totally saw one at work the other day. I'll make sure to find a way to snap a pic when I go back to work. 4w

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