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greedyvegan I added the juice of 2 lemons & 3000 chia seeds to this 1.5 liter of alkaline water. I haven't been drinking as much water as I used to since it's freezing and I don't like to drink cold water... I'm breaking out on my body and I feel like, since my body is talking to me, I'm going to listen and give it what it needs. Detoxing is amazing, I don't do it enough though. Learn from my experience... 3d

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Normal Jesus Was My Vato
greedyvegan Don't let these likes go to your head... 3d

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greedyvegan Save the drama for ya momma 3d

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greedyvegan I don't trust iPhone users that don't have their read receipts on. 3d

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greedyvegan How do you feel about these emojis? 6d

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Video Jesus Was My Vato

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greedyvegan Don't let your ego become an obstacle in front of you two being amazing. 1w

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greedyvegan When a "yo momma" joke goes left 1w

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greedyvegan If they respect you, respect them. If they disrespect you, still respect them. Do not allow the actions of others to decrease your good manners, because you represent yourself, not others. - Mohammad Zeyara 1w

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greedyvegan Gossip ends a lot of friendships, you're not a real friend if you're telling everyone about how you feel about your "friend" except for that "friend". Some people are brought into your life as a mirror,
saying "look at me! you need to change some things"
I'm living, I'm learning, I'm changing and I'm growing.
1w

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Inkwell Jesus Was My Vato
greedyvegan Nice clothes, a pretty face and a nice body can get you in the door, but you have to bring more than that to the table. 2w

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greedyvegan Dinner:

A basil and cucumber infused margarita with pink salt and sugar around the rim.
3 parts of your favorite Tequila
1 part Cointreau
1 lime
1 inch of a sliced cucumber
7-8 basil leaves
Simple syrup to taste

Muddle the basil and cucumber in the lime and simple syrup, pour in your drinks, shake and drink #GVrecipe
2w
  •   femme_naturelle82 *licks lips* 2w
  •   chef_jacky Omg I need a drink 2w
  •   imablackpoem A basil infused tequila would be nice here, too. 2w
  •   bribaby05 I want one! 2w
  •   dream_hustla Basil huh? That's some drink there. Speaking of.. You mind slipping me the lavender and lemonade recipe? I just got a half lbs of lavender and I really want to know how it taste. 2w
  •   greedyvegan It's a really sweet drink. You'll need a gallon of water, three lemons, sugar to taste and like a half to a third of a cup of lavender buds. You boil the skin of the lemon (put the juice in the pitcher you're going to pour the lemonade in) with the buds and sugar. Strain, add ice and boo@! @blvck_mvmbvi 2w
  •   dream_hustla Thanks! Ill let you know how it comes out 2w

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greedyvegan After we have sex three times, I'm not holding in my farts anymore. 2w

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Normal Jesus Was My Vato
greedyvegan So dig this right... .
I don't even celebrate pagan holidays (shrugs) but I had a really good Valentine's Day. I received a text message basically saying. "Hurry up and get off work, we are coming over!." I was told to buy chips, make guacamole and get some vodka. So I did, they brought me flowers and made drinks.
I've used the term "friend" loosely in the past but 10 years of friendship helped me put things into perspective. Really good times spent with them.
Y'all peeped the sequin heart?
2w

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greedyvegan Here's a freebie for the wimnz 2w

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greedyvegan Cauliflower Pizza Kitchen

This recipe was totally accidental, most of my recipe ideas are made on the spot so the measurements are improvised. I'll check to see what I have and boom! make the best of it. I'm sure that since I loved it, you will too. It takes a while to prepare but it's easy.
Daiya cheese
1 head of garlic
1 head of cauliflower
All this head and - never mind, bad time for a joke. I steamed the cauliflower and garlic... soft enough to be mashed. I didn't mash it completely because that would eff up the "crust". I use an all purpose seasoning that I made, for everything and I used it to season the crushed cauliflower and garlic. I shaped the crushed combo in a circle on a cookie sheet. Put it in the oven for 12-15 minutes. Took it out, sprinkled some daiya around the "crust" then the basil, tomato sauce and more daiya. Put it back in the oven to melt the cheese... Boom!
#GVrecipe
3w

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greedyvegan I've copied and pasted these tasks on my feed to get some of you to try something new, good luck 4w

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  •   skibo1011 My phone was off for few hrs earlier. Loved it. 4w
  •   tammi_mc Wish I saw this earlier would have just made it a Netflix day 4w
  •   enigmatmz I've ditched home phone and I've gone a few days off social media. I'm too curious to not use my phone all day. If I want to know an answer to something, I need my "okay google" function. 4w
  •   ginamarie__ This is pretty cool. Im just seeing it! I think im going to do this too. 6d

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