gordonshumway We're getting ready to spend all night with Frank Underwood. This is going to permanently alter our brain chemistry. 6d
  •   benjaminjsmith5 Doing the same, hopefully we don't kill each other at the social tomorrow. 6d
  •   jennyfromthemiddle Same here. BBQ to eat. Lots of bourbon too. Full on FU in effect. 6d

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Normal Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway I just filled a Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie with bacon. Let that blow your mind for a sec. (And blow your aorta. But mainly your mind.) 1w

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Crema Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway Chipotle is ready, just in case you need to place an order from 1996. 1w
  •   legally_wand Or my office. Wait, our fax has been broken for the past month. 1w

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gordonshumway I was SO STOKED that the Girl Scouts were selling cookies in front of the grocery store, until I saw that these were the only two flavors they had. It's like going to a Little River Band concert and realizing that they don't have any original members left. 2w
  •   afoodiestaysfit Those barely even count as Girl Scout cookies. I hope you took away one of their badges. 2w
  •   mcguichard You just made Lisa & I sad. Not about the cookies....about Little River Band being fake. 2w
  •   gordonshumway The cranberry ones taste like liquid Amoxicillin, @afoodiestaysfit. Avoid them. And sorry, @mcguichard. Today will not be the day that I tell you about Kenny Rogers' face. 2w

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gordonshumway If you think that I'm not clicking the yellow "Purchase This License Plate" button, then you don't know me at all. (But you do know that I'm going to die alone.) 2w

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gordonshumway I'm lonely sometimes, but not that lonely. 2w

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gordonshumway If your Valentine's Day hasn't been depressing enough, the Boston airport can help. 3w
  •   sarah_sprague Or happy because all the flowers are going to lovers! 3w
  •   karsonk Omg! All the flowers at Costco of all places. Men in droves! 3w

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Ludwig Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway From Reykjavik, with Love 3w

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gordonshumway Stop being majestic for, like, ten minutes, Iceland. 3w

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gordonshumway If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Blue Lagoon forever. 3w

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gordonshumway It's totally normal to stand outside a stranger's house trying to watch highlights from last night's Liverpool-Tottenham match. 3w

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gordonshumway If we hadn't gotten lost, we wouldn't have run into this donut truck. Total success. 3w
  •   drusillabloeme The donuts make me want to be wherever that truck is, but the snow...snow is bad. 3w

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gordonshumway The burger was ok, but the presentation was lovely. 3w

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gordonshumway If this horse were a person, it would be Taylor Swift. 3w

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gordonshumway Guys, I own this hat now. 3w

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gordonshumway Ok, I laughed. 4w

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gordonshumway Just a couple of Vikings, clocking out after work. 4w

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gordonshumway The Reykjavik airport allows you to pour your own generous sample of Finlandia vodka on your way to baggage claim. It is 6:51 a.m. here. Hello, Iceland! 4w

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Ludwig Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway OK, Iceland. Let's do this. 4w

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Normal Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway There couldn't be a less accurate security phrase for someone who's trying to buy Rush tickets. 1mon

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