gordonshumway Victoria's Secret has gotten weird. 2d
  •   jwlawhorn "Ferret Snuggle Sack" would be a good band name. 2d
  •   eangevine Definitely a different connotation if you're a Furry. 2d

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Lo-fi Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway Jerk. (The Lift and the Lifter.) 6d

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gordonshumway YOU GUYS! IT'S FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE TIME AGAIN! YES I LIVE ALONE, WHY DO YOU ASK? 7d

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gordonshumway Apparently Barnes & Noble now has a "Jelisa's Inevitable Future" section. 7d

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Hudson Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway I'm doing my first-ever Olympic weightlifting competition tomorrow. This is pretty much how I expect it to go. 7d

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Normal Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start 1w

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gordonshumway "I am your God now." 2w
  •   adamslisa Did you try it? I got one and thought it was awful even though it sounded like pure heaven... So sad. 2w
  •   gordonshumway Oh no. Mine is like partially frozen angel faces. 2w
  •   tildeswinton Woah they ship Coolhaus sandwiches now? 1w

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gordonshumway I know. I KNOW. But as far as late-80s Top 40 pop goes, this is a pretty solid Side One. 2w
  •   k_hende There should've been more George Michael yesterday... Our score would've been higher 2w
  •   gordonshumway Totally, @kjh_love. MOAAAAAR JUMPING JAXXX. 2w
  •   mom4less I love all of this. No shame. 2w

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gordonshumway TBT: Massive Tantrum Edition 2w
  •   megarthur13 Love how your dad almost looks like he doesn't even know who you are ha ha 2w

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gordonshumway I'm glad my weightlifting singlet was packaged in a bag from Amazon Fashion, like if I accessorize it right it'll somehow look flattering. (It will not look flattering.) 2w
  •   k_hende "Fashion show"!!!!! 2w
  •   thedashow Comes with a matching Kindle 2w

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gordonshumway Sorry Gluten-Free Kids: I'm eating all of your Play-Doh. 3w

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Valencia Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway Seeing Liverpool in Charlotte last night was pretty great, although I'm disappointed that I wasn't allowed to hand out orange slices and juice boxes at halftime. 3w
  •   davebug Did you try? They might have enjoyed that. 3w
  •   tildeswinton Tbh Raheem Sterling is young enough that that wouldn't necessarily be creepy 3w

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gordonshumway I hope this guy didn't pay full price. #LFC #Liverpool 3w

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gordonshumway I just thumbed through the stack of records beside the turntable in my kitchen and found a Lucky Charms marshmallow stuck to the side of Iggy Pop's face. This tells you everything you need to know about me. 3w

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X-Pro II Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway iTunes, I'm embarrassed for you. 4w

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Hudson Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway Bob Mould, going full Sugar at #Merge25. (Also Pictured: Two strangers who would not play Duck, Duck, Goose with me.) 4w
  •   mikepollock Those bastards! Duck, Duck, Goose is perfect for before shows. 4w

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Sierra Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway My beautiful niece Emma Grace was born at 9.03 p.m on Thursday. So far, she's completely uninterested in hearing about why some of the Kinks' later albums are underrated. 4w
  •   pulmyears Congrats to your family. 4w
  •   gordonshumway Thanks @pulmyears! Everyone is happy and healthy and making high pitched squealing noises (that last one might just be me.) 4w
  •   haleecatherine She's so cute!!! 4w
  •   megarthur13 Congrats on becoming an Auntie, Jelisa! It's so fun! :) 4w
  •   tildeswinton awwwwwwww congrats! 4w
  •   shadygrove4h Congrats Jelisa! Being an aunt is the best! :-) And congrats to Cari, too! I'm sure Emma will be hanging on to your every word in no time! 4w
  •   phillygirl Congratulations! 4w

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Lo-fi Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway I am also "awe-struck by the fabulous stories of millionaire authors!" 4w

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gordonshumway I'm either going to be the best or the worst aunt ever. 4w

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gordonshumway I've never held a newborn baby but I have used an iPhone without a case, so I totally get it. 4w

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