gordonshumway Ice cream, served with a side of indecision. 1w

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gordonshumway Don't you dare judge me. 1w

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gordonshumway I highly recommend two mugs of this if you're building a DIY Brain Aneurysm kit. FOUR STARS! FOUR WILDLY OSCILLATING STARS! 1w

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gordonshumway They were showing Bowie at Hoots the other night, so my side of every conversation was more or less an "Mmhmm, yeah," while staring over the other person's shoulder. 2w

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gordonshumway 1947-2016. (Seen on US-52 South, Winston-Salem, NC) #davidbowie 4w

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gordonshumway Always. 1mon

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gordonshumway So how's *your* day? 1mon

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gordonshumway My best nine of the year. You guys liked Halloween costumes, that one time I dressed up, those two times I stripped down and the Pizza Shirt. Sounds about right. 2mon
  •   jasonthefoo More like your best two 2mon
  •   dcdoug That hulk hogan pic... Oh man. It makes me want to snap into a slim Jim.... Errr wait, wrong wrestler. 2mon

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gordonshumway This is my favorite outtake from our family's annual Christmas picture. 2mon

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gordonshumway Santa now punishes people with 100% cotton coal. 2mon

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  •   jwlawhorn Ewww.....used erotic paperbacks? Free latex exam gloves with every purchase. 2mon
  •   fully____ McKays is my favorite used bookstore. 2mon
  •   seoulbrother Oh god what are they marked with? 2mon

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gordonshumway Just browsing. In Hell. 2mon

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gordonshumway WE ARE GOING TO SEE ADELE! IN ELEVEN MONTHS! I CAN HAVE SO MANY TRAUMATIC BREAKUPS BETWEEN NOW AND THEN! (@afshields01) 2mon

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gordonshumway Every computer in America right now, probably. 2mon

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gordonshumway Just got this amazing pair of earrings from @findingfindling. Thank you so much! 2mon

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gordonshumway It is 70 degrees outside, but I'll be damned if I'm not wearing my traditional Gremlins Christmas sweater to a traditional Christmas party. 2mon
  •   findingfindling completely appropriate. and expected. 2mon
  •   nastinchka Have we discussed the fact that I have this exact sweater, I forget, but of course we have the exact same sweater 2mon
  •   gordonshumway Seriously?! I am not that surprised, @nastinchka. (But I am 100% delighted). 2mon

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gordonshumway Ben Folds put on a fantastic show and is also quite possibly the only person to use the phrase "tripping balls" while being accompanied by the Piedmont Wind Symphony. 2mon

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gordonshumway We decided to run an unofficial all uphill 5K at Pilot Mountain today. It was worth it, and not just because we had a crockpot full of chili waiting in the parking lot. 2mon

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gordonshumway Wearing sequins, took a selfie. This is how Instagram works, right? 2mon

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gordonshumway Holidaying. 2mon

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