gordonshumway Huh. I didn't expect it to be a Mercury. 1d

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gordonshumway I knew I'd seen this look before. 4d

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gordonshumway Well, I've acquired one ticket to paradise. 5d

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gordonshumway The lower half of my face froze and fell to the ground sometime this afternoon. If anyone finds it, please send me an email. 6d

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gordonshumway This seems totally reasonable for a two-night stay at a cabin. 7d

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gordonshumway This is definitely the vodka of choice for anyone who has purchased wall art at Spencer Gifts. 1w

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gordonshumway Well of course this tasteful display would be in the lobby of an ABC Store. Of course the ABC Store would even have a lobby. 1w

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gordonshumway This is a late one, but I have to say that my neighborhood has pretty solid sunsets. 1w

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gordonshumway Just spent a solid ten minutes looking for my glasses before noticing them here. I should never be left unattended. 1w

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gordonshumway Selfie. 2w

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gordonshumway Did NOT want to oversleep this morning, because I was sitting in on Rock92 with The 2 Guys Named Chris show. I'll be back tomorrow and Wednesday from 6 - 10 a.m., which is why I'm going to bed in, oh, about 20 minutes. 3w

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gordonshumway So delicate, so majestic, so Monster, so Jam. 3w
  •   mom4less So jealous. 3w
  •   patricktruby Was it worth it to pay for the whole seat when you only needed the edge? 3w

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gordonshumway This brewery has a working typewriter that you're encouraged to use. I have no idea who just pecked out the word WIENER. 3w
  •   joshzerkle How else would the Pig Pounders be pounding their pigs? 3w

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gordonshumway Someone said my haircut looked like "Heroes"-era Bowie, but I don't really see it. 3w

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gordonshumway When all else fails, go Mod. 3w

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gordonshumway Selfie. 3w

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gordonshumway Yet the DMV rejected my BUTTLORD license plate. 4w

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gordonshumway These drinks will explain which planet rules their power chakra before offering to send you an e-book about Mindfulness. 4w
  •   pauljones3 Yanni Light? Enya with kale and protein! 4w

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gordonshumway Just in case anyone wondered what $400 worth of Chipotle looks like. 1mon

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gordonshumway I have personally licked every noisemaker I'm putting out at this party tonight. That's right, guests. I've now made out with all of you. 1mon

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