Amaro Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway I met my soulmate yesterday. 2d
  •   jay_abernethy In human years I am sure he is in your sweet spot! 1d

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gordonshumway Newlyweds do not undress each other as fast or enthusiastically as I just ripped this record out of its package. 2w

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gordonshumway Ghostbusters, back in theaters to remind us that 1) we're old and 2) that we have very complicated feelings about Young Dan Aykroyd. 2w

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gordonshumway Nailed it. 3w
  •   typedrawer Seems legit! 3w
  •   ibwan Didn't you post this a few weeks ago? 3w

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gordonshumway I have never wanted anything more. 3w

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gordonshumway My "Nice Defending, Liverpool" face is back for another season. 3w
  •   delgrosso I have an almost identical one. 3w

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gordonshumway R.I.P. Esophagus 3w
  •   amholmes Is that the big food truck thing @gordonshumway Packed yet? Lots of good stuff? We were thinking of going a little later... 3w
  •   nastinchka I'm growing some reapers! They're TERRIFYING 3w

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Mayfair Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway And here's the jackhole who insisted on elbowing everyone out of the way so he could film the entiiiiire concert on his phone (Also pictured: Ken Stringfellow, Jon Auer and The Connells singing "Thank You Friends." Mike Mills and Gary Louris are on that stage too.) 3w
  •   cwthethird "Sitting in the back of a car. Murdered by angry fans of Big Star." 3w

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Brannan Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway Big Star drummer Jody Stephens singing "Way Out West" during last night's tremendous performance of #1 Record/Third/Sister Lovers. (And assorted songs from Radio City. And that's Mitch Easter on guitar.) 4w
  •   theduty holy shitballs! 3w
  •   cwthethird I haven't been this jealous since...wait, it's going to take me a few days to go back over my life and find nothing. 3w
  •   gordonshumway @theduty and @cwthethird: It was seriously unbelievable, you guys. Calling it a concert is doing it some kind of disservice. 3w

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gordonshumway Victoria's Secret has gotten weird. 4w
  •   jwlawhorn "Ferret Snuggle Sack" would be a good band name. 4w
  •   eangevine Definitely a different connotation if you're a Furry. 4w

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Lo-fi Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway Jerk. (The Lift and the Lifter.) 1mon

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gordonshumway YOU GUYS! IT'S FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE TIME AGAIN! YES I LIVE ALONE, WHY DO YOU ASK? 1mon

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Valencia Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway Apparently Barnes & Noble now has a "Jelisa's Inevitable Future" section. 1mon

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Hudson Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway I'm doing my first-ever Olympic weightlifting competition tomorrow. This is pretty much how I expect it to go. 1mon

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Normal Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start 1mon

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Amaro Jelisa Castrodale
gordonshumway "I am your God now." 1mon
  •   adamslisa Did you try it? I got one and thought it was awful even though it sounded like pure heaven... So sad. 1mon
  •   gordonshumway Oh no. Mine is like partially frozen angel faces. 1mon
  •   tildeswinton Woah they ship Coolhaus sandwiches now? 1mon

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gordonshumway I know. I KNOW. But as far as late-80s Top 40 pop goes, this is a pretty solid Side One. 1mon
  •   k_hende There should've been more George Michael yesterday... Our score would've been higher 1mon
  •   gordonshumway Totally, @kjh_love. MOAAAAAR JUMPING JAXXX. 1mon
  •   mom4less I love all of this. No shame. 1mon

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gordonshumway TBT: Massive Tantrum Edition 1mon
  •   megarthur13 Love how your dad almost looks like he doesn't even know who you are ha ha 1mon

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gordonshumway I'm glad my weightlifting singlet was packaged in a bag from Amazon Fashion, like if I accessorize it right it'll somehow look flattering. (It will not look flattering.) 1mon
  •   k_hende "Fashion show"!!!!! 1mon
  •   thedashow Comes with a matching Kindle 1mon

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gordonshumway Sorry Gluten-Free Kids: I'm eating all of your Play-Doh. 1mon

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