goodonejustin Penthouse view during the "fuck it, let's party on a Tuesday" portion of this week.
#tbt #onlyonenoisecomplaint
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goodonejustin Altocumulus #clouds came out for about 10 minutes. Now it's all cumulonimbus. #cloudporn #IKnowCloudWords #AtLeastIThinkIDo 2d

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goodonejustin Damn #sunset, you lookin' fly tonight. 4d

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goodonejustin Last night a wild Conan appeared to sing the monorail song.
#simpsonstakethebowl
5d

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goodonejustin 12-year old me is out of his mind right now. #simpsons #hollywoodbowl 6d

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goodonejustin #throwback to last weekend when a crazy girl on #okcupid asked if I knew Zac Efron, then I told her he mowed my lawn every week, then she asked me to deliver an important (crazy) message to him, then I dropped a pretty sick Pee Wee reference under the radar.
#tbt #WhatAmIDoingWithMyLife
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goodonejustin Guys guys guys, I got my actual guts printed on a t-shirt. 1w

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goodonejustin Brb just hanging with my hero Bill Hader at #BuzzfeedPresents 2w

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goodonejustin I found this photo of James Spader today. This is for work, I swear. @heytrainor @rybitz 2w

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goodonejustin I don't know if this works against birds, but it just scared the HELL out of a grown ass man walking down the sidewalk. 2w

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goodonejustin Went to the doctor today. Told him I had a sore throat. He immediately asked me if I'd had any "sexual encounters in the throat area lately."
WHUT.
#OhHellNo #NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat
2w
  •   soundbwoy111 Hahaha!!! 2w
  •   redmuppet007 Then after you said no, he gently caressed your leg, looked you in the eye and sweetly said... "Do you want one?" And start the music. 2w
  •   robertxjones 😮 2w
  •   thebodylagadi "Define 'sexual encounter'..........." 2w
  •   caseosaurusrex Told you you have a pretty mouth... 2w
  •   goodonejustin @caseosaurusrex At the time, I thought you were just being SUPER creepy, but you always knew. You always knew. 2w

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goodonejustin #Raphael started out living in the sewer, and he later went to space. If you believe in yourself (and are fictional), you can accomplish anything. 3w

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goodonejustin "Nature
Just because you shit fruit
Don't think you're the Kingpin of the World."
#kerouac
3w

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goodonejustin If you're having girl problems I feel bad for ya son, because WE ARE ALL INSIGNIFICANT AND NOTHING MATTERS. 3w

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goodonejustin Sure, you just sleep all day and I'll take care of all the stuff that keeps you from dying. 3w

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goodonejustin Girls getting ready for brunch be all like...
#simpsons #fxx #everysimpsonsever #mrburns
4w

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goodonejustin Still trying to decipher this. 4w

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goodonejustin YESSSSSS 4w

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