goldilocked #Disney parade action shot! No idea what's happening but everyone looks amazing and has super high energy while doing it #priorities 1w
  •   thebaronoffunk For the love of god make sure you only see that show once. We ended up being stuck hearing/seeing it 3 times and it now it haunts my dreams 1w
  •   goldilocked @thebaronoffunk Lol once is definitely enough, though I get the song in my head all the damn time AND IT NEVER LEAVES 7d

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goldilocked A surprisingly not terrible night photo on my phone. #Disney parade of lights was amazing/terrifying. 1w

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  •   cataplexia I hope you two have the best time!! 1w
  •   elbell87 AMAZING!!!! 1w

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goldilocked Yesterday was certainly a successful spontaneous adventure feat. @triplewordscore 2w

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goldilocked An entirely empty waiting room with SIX other spare chairs and this bitch, with her phone keyboard set to click with every single agonizing keystroke, sits directly opposite me. Fantastic. Let the awkward eye contact begin. 3w

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goldilocked Brb just literally turning on post notifications for every person I follow coz strangely I actually wanna see the shit they post #turnonpostnotifications #alsofuckthisinstagram #dontbeadick #eyerolledsohardisawmybrain 1mon
  •   mystic_grace Here here! 1mon
  •   marinakate Right! I don't get why it needs to change 1mon
  •   elbell87 Totally. I mean I am following people for a reason! 1mon

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goldilocked Forgot to post on the weekend. Whatever. Delicious tiny baked goods from a delicious cafe about 2 blocks from my house: @dovetailonoverend 2mon
  •   elbell87 Can I eat the entire middle shelf? 2mon

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goldilocked Best day yesterday planning a week in Tokyo with @triplewordscore. Can't wait for Disney and exploring Tokyo with the gorgeous @hellosandwich guide! 10/10 would recommend 2mon

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goldilocked @elbell87 I'm haunted by these bastards and it wasn't even my artwork! 2mon
  •   elbell87 Bahahahaha you think they haunt you! They stalk me across the globe ( my fav was the window decal at my boarding gate in Helsinki.) I think I've finally stopped getting them as gifts... As in not given one for about 18months!!! 2mon
  •   elbell87 On another note I'm glad they stalk others! 2mon
  •   goldilocked @elbell87 gosh it's only been 10 years since the Flamingo Incident 😕 2mon

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goldilocked Sweating like a stuck pig, literally making this face while lurching down the street, still get hollered at by passing cars. The optimism of boys never ceases to amaze me. #fuckthatnoise 2mon

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goldilocked Cutest swizzle stick ever 2mon

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goldilocked Brisbane's pink mansion! I need to see inside this place someday 3mon

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  •   littlerosie I want it!!!!!!! Sooooooooo cute! I can't wait to give you birthday cuddles lady beans xxxx 3mon

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goldilocked Say hello to my sexy new accessory! I get to rock this look for 24 hours. BRING IT. (It's a heart monitor thing, don't worry I ain't dying) 3mon

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goldilocked This will be a strong contender for 'Most Australian Ad of the Month'. 4mon
  •   helene667 It needs a half naked chick on it, then it would be the winner. 4mon

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goldilocked TEETH 4mon
  •   saltmarsh Where. Are. You? Is a madman forcing you to play ever increasingly messed up games? 4mon
  •   goldilocked @saltmarsh lol nah just cruising some classy op shops 4mon

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goldilocked Op shop gold #1 4mon
  •   littlerosie They look like the player tokens from jamunji 4mon

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goldilocked I made a thing 4mon

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