goldfish27 When I'm bored I like to take stock of all the random lipsticks/lip balms currently in my bag. 15h

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goldfish27 And then that puppy proceeded to kick Doug's ass. 2d

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goldfish27 Doug made friends with a puppy today! 2d

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goldfish27 From that time that I put glitter in my hair and it wasn't a total disaster. Full tutorial up on @xovain now 2d
  •   tiffanimari Ooh it looks like you're underwater! 2d

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goldfish27 If it wasn't for me your fat ass would be falling off the bed, DOUG 4d

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goldfish27 This is what I actually got at the library by the way (not that I'll have time to read any of it this week). 4d
  •   looh.che Interesting book titles. I like the 1st one and the 3rd one :] 4d

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goldfish27 This week's horrifying library find. 4d
  •   helloalle God, that FONT 4d
  •   goldfish27 @helloalle the entire thing hurts my eyes 4d
  •   goldfish27 Also this is not for French girls as far as I can tell and yet they still felt the need to stick the Eiffel Tower on there. 4d
  •   frecklecats The entire design layout is awful. My favourite terrible library find was "six weeks to WOW - how to be skinnier than all your friends" 4d
  •   frecklecats The 90s was a terrible time for feminism. 4d

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goldfish27 Sisters 5d

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goldfish27 my babies are coming home for a whole month 6d

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goldfish27 Terrifying 7d

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goldfish27 Just under the wire for #wcw Not sure who this model is, but the hair/lipstick/cheekbones/turtleneck? Everything I aspire to right now. 1w

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goldfish27 This guy ran off today and had a lot of fun frolicking in my neighbors' yards. Not as much fun for me to sprint after him and hope to god he wouldn't get hit by a car. I'm so so glad he's back safe now (and not at all fooled by this repentant face). (Photo by @helicopterspy ) 1w

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goldfish27 Be sure to check this out on @xovain today! 1w

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goldfish27 So into this @vmvhypoallergenics concealer Creamy and great for sensitive skin, and the perfect size for on-the-go touch ups. 1w

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goldfish27 I was working hard and then suddenly I was doing this 1w

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goldfish27 If you've ever wanted to see me wear ridiculous outfits in public in the name of journalism (ha) today's your lucky day. I dressed like @mileycyrus for a week, had @helicopterspy photograph it, and wrote about it for @bustle 😛 Check it out (no pasties though, sorry)! 2w

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goldfish27 Saturdays are for men's clothing and Chanel makeup, said no one ever. (It's a new thing I'm starting.) 2w

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goldfish27 #ootd featuring @zara_worldwide leather pants & gold sneakers and photobomb courtesy of Doug the attention whore 2w

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goldfish27 I like this photo that @helicopterspy took of me tonight in my new @zara_worldwide coat. 2w

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goldfish27 He ate all of his toys so now he's moved on to eating the toy basket. 2w

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