goldfish27 Some people get to have @benefitcosmetics vending machines; I get a live bait vending machine. 10h

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Valencia Kelly Dougher
goldfish27 Happy Friday from me and Doug! (Photo by @helicopterspy for my latest dog-centric Bustle article; link in profile.) 3d

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goldfish27 I had opinions about new spring fragrances over at @bustle if you'd like to check it out! Link in profile. 4d

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goldfish27 #wcw now and forever 5d

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goldfish27 Be sure to check out @xovain today for my round-up of the amazing sandalwood fragrances that I'll be wearing all summer! (Link in profile.) 6d

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goldfish27 Have you guys tried the @soapandglory Gloss Sticks? I'm newly obsessed. I hate sticky lip glosses; so happy I can replace them with these whenever I want some sheer, glossy color. (Top to bottom: Plum Jam, Nudist, Fuchsia-Ristic. They look matte here but they're not.) 6d
  •   sachevbo Yes, love them :) im not a fan of red lips on me but love their red shiny gloss stick :) 6d
  •   sachevbo I think it's the plum jam that I have 6d
  •   goldfish27 @sachevbo the plum jam is prob my favorite 5d

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goldfish27 Old man cardigans go really well with lace thigh highs just FYI 1w

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goldfish27 Looking for a fun and easy weekend DIY? Try this cream blush tutorial that I wrote for @bustle Link in profile! 1w
  •   aristalain Dear Kelly, you are my hairspiration hero forever. Many thanks. 1w
  •   goldfish27 @aristalain that's so sweet! I'll remember this when I'm powering through bad hair days 1w

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goldfish27 Yay, it's Friday and we're working in bed! (lol "working") 1w

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goldfish27 btw this is the result of all of my--OK, and Doug's--hard work (p.s. welcome to the bookcase of organized clutter @alisonfreer ) 2w

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goldfish27 Working on a @bustle article about short hairstyles for prom and this one is my favorite. But now it's been documented and I have to move on to the next style 2w

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goldfish27 Behold: the shopping cart of the single 20-something. (Don't worry, I added fancy bread and cheese and cheap wine after I took this picture.) (And yes I needed both cheesecake varieties because idk which tastes better yet.) 2w

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goldfish27 Further adventures in furniture assembling with my dog: Doug tries to mansplain screwdrivers to me. 2w
  •   irene_ct1 So sweet. They always want to assist, don't they? 2w

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goldfish27 Trying to put together furniture is a million times harder when you have a 60 pound attention whore trying to chew on everything 2w
  •   tanderson042486 I love the look of sheer insanity that he is giving you bahaha! 2w

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goldfish27 COTW is up now over at @xovain if you wanna join us in talking about our plans for exciting summer hair changes 2w

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goldfish27 Happy #nationalsiblingsday to my little clan of weirdos (only missing Kara, who wasn't born yet--and Kevin who was smart enough to cover his face). Watching Bloodline has made me realize how lucky we are not to have murdered each other yet 2w

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goldfish27 Check out @bustle today for some cute dog walking outfit ideas! (And cute dog pictures, obviously.) Outfit #1 is particularly good for rainy days like today 2w

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goldfish27 Just found this old #tbt of when I accidentally had this hair color for a week (or more like really...) 3w

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goldfish27 I just noticed that I'm somehow only one follower away from 2,000 Pinterest followers I'm goldfish27 if any of you are interested in beauty/fashion/food/interiors pins! And of course girls with short hair. 3w

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goldfish27 I am obsessed with this @demeterceo Sandalwood cologne! (Any guesses what the theme of my next @xovain fragrance round-up is?) 3w

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