goldfish27 Remember my sandalwood fragrance round-up on xoVain? Well, @demeterceo Sandalwood is 50% off today with the code WINNER! Head over to @xovain (search "sandalwood") if you didn't get a chance to read my review yet and then snatch up this yummy fragrance while it's on sale--you won't regret it 1h

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goldfish27 WE LOVE CAR RIDES 😛😎 7h

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goldfish27 Doug is particularly proud and excited to wear his rainbow leash today #classicdoug #lovewins 4d

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goldfish27 Check out kellydougher.com (click the link in my bio) for the deets on this awesome @mindykaling shirt, as well as my new favorite @zara_worldwide suede skirt that's on sale now AND the most '90s clogs you ever did see. by @helicopterspy 5d

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goldfish27 The only downsides of dating me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 6d

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goldfish27 This is all your doing @marcirobin This is just a sneak peek; make sure to grab a copy of Glamour in September to read all about my pink-haired armpit exploits And yes, I match my lipstick to my armpit hair. Cause I'm a lady 7d

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goldfish27 What I did with the leftover manic panic to a willing 10 year old. Parents, hide your kids from me. 1w

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goldfish27 😬 1w
  •   mauraivy I fully support whatever you're about to do 1w
  •   btwsam Into it 1w

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goldfish27 weekend vibes #classicdoug 1w

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goldfish27 PSA: head shaving seems like fun until you realize how messy the upkeep is 2w
  •   mr_meowsenstein Lean over the sink 2w
  •   kristen_dougher But then the sink gets clogged with all her hair and I have to smell the cleaner @mr_meowsenstein not fun 2w
  •   goldfish27 @kristen_dougher true story 2w
  •   yourmomsbra_ you can lay a towel down on top of the sink and counter so it catches the hair. Also, you look fucking glorious with this hair. Like damn. 2w
  •   goldfish27 @yourmomsbra_ thanks! And anyway I just let the hair fall where it may and suck it all up afterwards with a vacuum hose attachment. Fast and easy! It's the itchy hairs that drive me nuts. I'll wear a towel next time. 2w
  •   poodles_mazarati Shop vac I do it after all my DIY cuts 4d

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goldfish27 Having some fun concocting summer face mists 2w

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goldfish27 Nothing like a summery @lushcosmetics package to brighten a grey morning 2w

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goldfish27 Breaking in my new heels by wearing them in bed while watching Gilmore girls (which is the only way to break in new shoes) 2w

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goldfish27 What an adorable and completely useless gate. #canilivehereplease 2w

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goldfish27 Sleepy Sunday morning in bed with my enabler. 2w

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goldfish27 Lazy Saturday night in means it's time to rewatch Bridget Jones and test some new products 2w
  •   bttrs.nd.mnt That purity solution is lovely! I do a bit of work with cosmedix and have fallen in love with the brand 2w
  •   goldfish27 @bttrs.nd.mnt it's definitely a new favorite! I love the idea of a cleansing oil for dry skin. My face is super soft now 2w
  •   irene_ct1 Those are the best evenings! 2w

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goldfish27 Also couldn't resist turning this into a gushing fountain of blood à la "The Shining" 👭 3w

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goldfish27 Can't sleep? Here's some authentic waterfall white noise for ya 3w

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goldfish27 Thanks to @helicopterspy we finally have AIR CONDITIONING! (Which means we gotta stay bundled up in the blankets all day apparently) #classicdoug 3w
  •   bttrs.nd.mnt I'm a huge asshole about turning my AC on (probably because where I am in Aus isn't muggy or humid) and then I'll walk out into the hallway of my apartment and be like "God, why do I deny myself this sweet sweet blessing!?" AC rules. And so does Doug. 3w
  •   susanbeets Doug's eyebrow! 3w
  •   goldfish27 @susanbeets yeah my dog has better eyebrows than me whatever I don't care 3w
  •   susanbeets Does he use benefits gimme brow? Love that shit. 3w

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goldfish27 #tbt to when I had all this hair. Where does a girl go to get herself some cheap, fun wigs? 3w
  •   pocketpolos Allentown! Lana Beauty. Most are under $40 for human hair, and they have hundreds in stock! 3w
  •   goldfish27 @pocketpolos wow, good to know! I'll check it out! 3w
  •   pocketpolos If you learn of other places in the area, please let me know. I'm wearing them daily now. 3w
  •   goldfish27 @pocketpolos will do 3w
  •   helloalle The beauty supply store by my office. 3w
  •   goldfish27 @helloalle plz select 7 of their cutest and send them immediately thx ur the best 3w
  •   goldfish27 Seriously tho I am very jealous @helloalle I would be in there every day before/after work. 3w

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