girlcody It's a mud pie kind of morning. 2w

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girlcody I've been a pretty major grumpasaurus today so when Sunny asked me to watch her draw herself and I said 'no' because I really just wanted to clean [read: have some space], it was a total asshole move. As you can see by this fine photo, I found her drawings (only one pictured) while sweeping outside. Many reasons that this situation is a parenthood fail for me, but the one you should know about today is that I had no idea she could draw this well. My children deserve better. #thatwasnotacryforhelp // EDIT: I am not sad and I don't feel alone. Certainly I'm disappointed with how it played out this morning but hey, I'm human, and I'm not disillusioned to think it won't happen again. Before children, there was never a time that I thought I'd want to be a SAHM - and I won't say that it's the perfect job for me but I'm doing a really okay so far and have good reason to believe that they'll turn out fine. 2w

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girlcody Thanks to my mother in-law, I will be taking a shower in peace today. #storytimewithnana #worldsbestnana #lowcostchildcare 3w
  •   pritzp Best nana ever. 3w
  •   ohdearmama Pure awesome! 🏼 3w
  •   kelhendog That's why she asked me if I have books! Lol! That's it! I'm reading her a story the next time she calls me. 3w
  •   girlcody I've got to stop posting these, @kelhendog; everybody is going to know I don't watch my own children. 3w
  •   kelhendog Hahahaha 3w

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girlcody I'm trying to nap and this one keeps calling me via FaceTime and then getting upset when I make faces. She really needs to lighten up. 3w
  •   kathyheilig She called me twice on my way to check in on my mom's. 3w
  •   osheasf Please program my number into whatever phone she is using to call everyone 3w
  •   girlcody Hahahahaha. I'll totally do it, @osheasf but just expect like one million calls per day, just ask @kathyheilig and @swweeta. 3w
  •   osheasf I seriously would be honored. I'll be standing by my phone! 3w
  •   kelhendog Please add me too! Lol 3w
  •   swweeta She's so funny. I love the 'Blair Witch' trips when she runs around with us on her iPad! 3w

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girlcody Wonder if she'll forever remember her first ever trip to Costco. EDIT: Also kind of hoping he comes to life Ted-style. 3w

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girlcody Cheers! to seven years! Just like all other social media presented unions, it's been all rainbows and butterflies. 4w
  •   kathyheilig Happy Anniversary to you and Rex! Before butterflies--> 4w
  •   kajones1014 Happy anniversary. I swear your wedding was yesterday. Your kids are gorgeous. 4w
  •   jessicapaigejames Moscow mule copper cups or coffee copper mugs? 4w
  •   emilymcdowell_ Cheers!!! 4w

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girlcody Goodbyes are never fun. #albumcoverstatus #mowrycowanadventure 4w

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girlcody I'm not naming names but SOMEBODY got voted off the island. Okay, so that's not exactly true but it certainly made for a great intro caption! #mowrycowanadventure 1mon

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girlcody The Internet has made it pretty clear that there are a few national holidays happening today. Here's a little video to celebrate my most favorite sister for #nationalsistersday - no offense, @osheasf and @meow_life_. As with most things in life, her sweetness is an ebb and flow but the positive always outweighs the negative with these two babes. WARNING: YOU SHOULD NOT LISTEN TO THIS IF ANYBODY AROUND YOU IS SLEEPING. // Wow, hadn't realized there was so much of RPC in this video. 😎 1mon
  •   osheasf She is the sweetest, can't blame you for that! 1mon

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girlcody Flashback Friday to last Tuesday when my baby boy woke up as a two year old. #🏼️ 1mon

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girlcody Not twenty minutes ago did I give this little dude his last kiss as a One Year Old. Maybe it's the Crowded House I'm hearing in the background or my subconscious recognizing he's the last of my brood but I am feeling a liiiiiiitle emo about this. Suppose there's really nothing profound to say here but one thing I can tell you rings true for this Team: he's a Momma's Boy and it seems to sit well with us both. #growinggrowinggone 1mon
  •   amadentada 🏻 1mon
  •   mam1227 Of course he and Ian have the same toothbrush 👬 I wish they could be friends in real life! 1mon

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girlcody Yes, I let him play on the 5-8 year old rated play set. Yes, I fed my children Mac n' Cheese and chicken strips for dinner. Yes, he's fine. Yes, I'm still Mother of the Year. 1mon

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girlcody Met up with The Evil Queen yesterday. Two misunderstood peas in a pod. 1mon
  •   vicks316 I love it that she wasn't afraid! Lol 1mon
  •   girlcody I was impressed too, @vicks316. Things quickly escalated to bestie status. 1mon

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girlcody As his second birthday creeps, I've been flipping through older photos in search of material for a spectacular video montage - of which I'll probably never post. A few months ago I uploaded a similar photo where I questioned how long he would want to cuddle; with certainty, I can say that it's at least through today. // Edit: I have to pee so badly that my teeth hurt. 2mon

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girlcody Summer vibes. 2mon

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girlcody Take your passion and make it happen, people. 2mon
  •   laurkast7 After watching this approx 10 times I finally noticed where Ace was actually sitting. love them both so much! 2mon
  •   osheasf Same 2mon
  •   athomsen620 Is Ace in a drawer?? Because that's awesome, and I love this! @girlcody 2mon
  •   kathyheilig Finally heard it. I can't stop dancing! :D 2mon

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girlcody My kids have been really kind to one another today which means I'm a little bored. So anyway, I'm starting this new hashtag: #whatsonyourfrigde. Who wants to play along? 2mon

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girlcody o'clock. 2mon

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girlcody In case you're wondering what both #MOMLIFE and @patenthood is like // @snapchat : @girlcody 2mon
  •   bethwekerle yes. Were you in the bathroom? 2mon
  •   girlcody You and I both know this is #reallife, @bethwekerle! 2mon
  •   jackie_young 2mon
  •   totallypodis The first scene from a modern day horror movie. 2mon
  •   ad2photog #dadlife too, I don't even shut the door, waste of toddler frustration 2mon
  •   girlcody Absolutely, @ad2photog. For what it's worth, I had apologized on Facebook for my hashtag not being more inclusive. Anyway, even before kids I didn't shut the door but the two of them are ready to learn some boundaries - which is somewhat difficult for me to teach as I don't really have any. {read: I need some space} 2mon

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girlcody I had the highest hopes that my maiden solo parenting trip to Disneyland would be a success but alas, Hell hath no fury like the perfect storm that is a teething terrible two year old and a threenager. #tream 2mon

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