ghersionmyjersey Farts <3 <3 3d

» LOG IN to write comment.

ghersionmyjersey Chin up! 4d

» LOG IN to write comment.

  •   najorious Where are you going?????? 1w
  •   jonzast Pink, purple, bagel, pink, purple, bagel, pink, purple, bagel... 1w

» LOG IN to write comment.

ghersionmyjersey Anyone wanna adopt this cute little guy? His name is Albert. I found him in the middle of a conference call. He needs a good home so he doesn't get sent to a kill shelter. It's so sad what is happening to all these innocent pets. Someone please take him, I would but I don't have time to take care of him, I barely have time to take care of myself. He has all his shots and is as sweet as can be. Not sure how he is with other pets so if you already have a dog or cat, perhaps he's not for you. An iguana is probably ok though. DM me if interested. #nature 2w

» LOG IN to write comment.

ghersionmyjersey Chatting with my friendz #nature #flatulence 2w

» LOG IN to write comment.

» LOG IN to write comment.

ghersionmyjersey HAHAHAHAH LOL I think this kid might actually be a comedic genius. 4w
  •   ghersionmyjersey Also. I am done posting about this. 4w
  •   notaboutian NO!! Your audience demands more! 4w
  •   therussell i know this beach. 4w
  •   jonzast Can you win a Pulitzer for an Instagram series? 4w
  •   ginobot Are you still there? Did it turn out he just lives there and you were the one invading space? 4w

» LOG IN to write comment.

Normal ghersionmyjersey
ghersionmyjersey WE ARE SITTING TOGETHER IN AWKWARD SILENCE. Also, he is counting his cash. 4w
  •   shaundella This made me laugh so hard! 4w
  •   elgolelise Hahahaha i just laughed out loud. This is pricelessssss! 4w

» LOG IN to write comment.

ghersionmyjersey Just chillin at the beach with my um, nothing. My nothing. 4w
  •   leighbirdd "Hello darkness my olld freinnnd" 4w

» LOG IN to write comment.

ghersionmyjersey Um, dad? 4w

» LOG IN to write comment.

ghersionmyjersey This is seriously how close he is. 4w

» LOG IN to write comment.

ghersionmyjersey Um. Help. I was enjoying lovely time on quiet beach with just six other groups of people and this guy just picked the spot three feet away from me. Please look at how close my sandal is to his bike. I am so confused I am asking myself what is going on out loud. Am I on TV? 4w

» LOG IN to write comment.

Valencia ghersionmyjersey
ghersionmyjersey Lakeside like a real lady. #nomeatleftbehind 1mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

Normal ghersionmyjersey
ghersionmyjersey Making friends. Eating ramen. #nature #highfiveramen 1mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

Crema ghersionmyjersey
ghersionmyjersey Eagle River, Wisconsin... will you marry me? #minocquabats #hudakuabats #USDave #itsaidyes
Oh and #nature of course.
1mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

Ludwig ghersionmyjersey
ghersionmyjersey Guys when you pack your own lunch and don't spend seventeen dollars at the airport on an egg salad sandwich it makes you feel like you're really starting to get the hang of things. Also, #crotchables 1mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

Valencia ghersionmyjersey
ghersionmyjersey Crotches just wanna have fun. #crotchables #nature 2mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

ghersionmyjersey Pizzas are people too. They also like to go to da club. #nature 2mon

» LOG IN to write comment.

ghersionmyjersey Poopface trying on different hats. #poopface #nature 2mon

» LOG IN to write comment.