funnynotfound So @corny_commode tagged me for #theBookIWouldBe.

I had to push deep into my read list and then thought long and hard as to which book illustrated me in all of my out-of-the-velvety-box ways, and I came to only one climax, sadly. #theKamaSutra

I tag: @mdwatersauthor @charissaweaks @melindascollins @angielapa @thescifinest
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  •   skamber_m I love whoreposts 1w
  •   hellcatjesi Funny, that's always been my tagline. Haha. 1w
  •   gabrielnovo Snapchat should use you in their marketing. 1w

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funnynotfound Let's play.
Only if you want me to reply, ask me to and I might
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funnynotfound The first time you stab yourself with one of these while pruning is a lip-biting-through-a-groan accident that has you alight with anticipation of a lunchtime play date.

Probably gonna get in trouble because I'm supposed to be napping but I can't 😈
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funnynotfound Angel wings and fuck your fingers. 2w

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funnynotfound This is all highly amusing (to me) and I rarely, if ever in a long while, have brought drama to my TL.

This is the last post I'll dedicate to it although I have a hoard of screencaps illustrating just how highly said butch thinks of all the people she follows, and of the people she calls "friends". Happy Sunday, guys. It'll be all selfies and potty pics in a few hours. Promise
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funnynotfound In case anyone mistook me for a "nice" person or a pushover.

If I block you wait 24 weeks but be sure to keep track of them, feel free to write obscure comments to me under posts of people we both follow so I'll unblock you then ask me why I blocked you in the first place. Then, by all means, please PLEASE, tell me I can't think for myself but instead let my friends decide who I follow and don't follow. Because doing ALL THAT will make me like you again. But probably not. *drops mic*
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funnynotfound By far the sexiest pic I've ever taken 2w

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funnynotfound Oh, you know, just buying some trees for my backyard. #spoiledhousewife 2w

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funnynotfound Who just destroyed the bathroom in Lowe's? This girl 2w

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funnynotfound Earache, fever, canceled play date. Not feeling very frisky this Friday. 2w

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funnynotfound Having trouble snapping out of the emo mood. (Repost of an old pic, new app) 2w

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funnynotfound "That's the longest message you've ever sent," they say at the beginning of their equally long reply 2w

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funnynotfound I wasn't tagged but I'm gonna play anyway because I cannot follow rules very well
1- crush? Pfft, those are for vanilla girls
2- L
3- 5'8"
4- 8.5
5- changes with makeup/clothing. Been described as green and blue with suns ringing the irises.
6- heights.
7- Ed Sheeran "I See Fire"
8- Heen's Peen
9- horny

I tag anyone who wants to play
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funnynotfound So I'm bored and thought I'd fold myself up in the driver seat and take some selfies for you all. 2w
  •   _full.montie_ If I tried that, you would need the jaws of life to get me out. 2w

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funnynotfound Lol @ everyone who's freezing 2w
  •   lagringaroja That's COLD to me. It's low 60's in Boquete and I'm about dying! Can't wait to go home to 80's/90's! 2w

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funnynotfound Pretty sad I didn't get to wear this at #WFC2014 because I forgot a bra #DrunkenSpaceCaptain #myMuse 2w

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funnynotfound Terminal A at Washington Reagan International Airport is so fucking hot I want to die. For real. 2w

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funnynotfound Had to #Repost from @edheenan --- Found @funnynotfound (she ain't funny) and Steph in DC. Of course the queen of poop pics took me to Ethiopian food and then a gay bar. My ass is raw. 3w
  •   chattagirl I'm so jealous I want to hang out with Ed! 3w
  •   davej_photoman I think Dos Equis found their new spokesman. 3w

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