funnynotfound I should know better than to bet against @edheenan because he's never wrong but I'm taking my chances and dishing out bhole* if I lose. *my grandpa's 6h

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funnynotfound Spooning puggles 16h

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funnynotfound Sent that text to @charissaweaks weeks, opened IG and this post from @dfmatthews was at the top.

Holymotherfuckinggoddamn the universe is trying to tell me something.

#coincidence
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funnynotfound @remsixsix tagged me days ago for #stopdropandselfie #sds.
I'm just chillin watching #extant. Bedhead don't care. Filtered to fuck because I can
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funnynotfound ****drink excessively to mask my social awkwardness so I can actually talk to people I have never met. (That's a whole lot of writing in two months time)

#write #writeon #writerswrite #nanowrimo #nano #theexhibit #teamdrinkingproblem #sociallyawkwardasshole
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funnynotfound Hello, my name is Audrinna and I totally dress myself. Sometimes i let my mom braid my hair. But it'll only be in for an hour. 2d

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funnynotfound It doesn't hurt me
You want to feel how it feels
You want to know, know that it doesn't hurt me
You want to hear about the deal I'm making
You... You and me
And if I only could
I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to swap our places
Be running up that road
Be running up that hill
Be running up that building
If I only could oh... You don't want to hurt me
But see how deep the bullet lies
Unaware I'm tearing you asunder
Oh there is thunder in our hearts, baby
Is there so much hate for the ones we love
Tell me we both matter don't we
You... You and me
You and me, you won't be unhappy
And if I only could
I'd make a deal with god
And I'd get him to swap our places
Be running up that road
Be running up that hill
Be running up that building
If I only could oh.. ~Placebo "Running Up That Hill"

#hashtagforhashtagsake #musicmonday #emo
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funnynotfound Tweeted I wanted an invite and BOOM two minutes later I'm in.

#ISaidPlease
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  •   ryaninco They told me they'd get back to me 3d
  •   funnynotfound Oh it was some random guy on Twitter with an extra invite code. He sent it to me LMAO @ryaninco 3d

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funnynotfound Ello is a new social networking site. Had a chance to look around a few profiles. *I* drank the Kool-aide and requested an invite.

It is

simplistic in format and posting capability.

no pressure to participate with others the way twitter is.

no spying aka no ability to see who is viewing another person's posts only who comments. Without logging in I couldn't see who was following people or who they were following.

It seems like everything every other social network out there isn't with all the good features of them.

Its pretty laid back, no data tracking, no ads. And has the potential to be the next big "it" of social networks.

Go request an invite and drink the Kool-aide with me
#ello #socialnetwork #yesIAmSpammingYou
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  •   glittertits They said they are getting 35,000 invite requests daily 3d
  •   funnynotfound Hahaha of course they are 😬 @glittertits they're also releasing "small group" invites with each new feature they build into the site. But small on a scale of 35k requests per day is relative. 3d
  •   jennysometime I'm going now! Thanks for the info! 3d
  •   corny_commode I'll believe the no spying when I see it. That's all any of these sites are anymore 3d
  •   corny_commode @jennysometime it's invite only. No one wants you around! 3d
  •   notyomamasmama Gonna check it out. Thanks for the info. 3d
  •   funnynotfound I'll check out the spying lmao @corny_commode I just got an account some random dude on Twitter invited me 3d
  •   jennysometime Quit declaring your love for me all over social media, Matty. It's getting old. @corny_commode 3d

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funnynotfound Happy Friday, lovelies.

No filter because WHO FUCKING NEEDS IT when you look this good
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funnynotfound Screencap post and repost with your answers, tag people if you want to!

Let's do this:

1- it's a three way tie between Kadrey''s Sandman Slim series, Karen Marie Moning's Fever Series and Butcher's Dresden Files.

2- The Partials Series by Dan Wells and Some Kind of Fairy Tale by Graham Joyce.

3- if you can't guess GTFO: LoTR and The Hobbit. Hands down don't even try to argue.

4- Dubliners by James Joyce; All of Poe's short stories; Milton's Paradise Lost.

No hashtag because some people hate them. Just tag people
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  •   kenkeaton I only knew the Dresden Files and I've heard that's good. I look into the others. 6d
  •   funnynotfound Dresden is Very Very good. butcher @kenkeaton 6d
  •   shellyballs Okay..since you tagged me I will do it but you'll probably unfollow me after this!!!! Lol 6d
  •   funnynotfound Crosses fingers @shellyballs days "twilight" 6d
  •   dramatic_nomadic Oh I am excited about this one! No clue yet but I listen when you talk books! 6d
  •   shellyballs Hahaha....no Twilight! Though I did read them all and saw the movies. There, I said it. That was nice to get off my chest! 6d
  •   skamber_m I don't read much... The only author that has kept my add in check is Stephen King. Read a ton of his books. Book into film would be interview with a vampire. And langaleers or however it's spelled. I mostly like books that help me learn and some based on true story stuff like prisoner of some jail in Iran. Lol I suck. Oh wait no all wrong you're my fav author! Xo 4d

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funnynotfound OMG are there really people out there with this phobia?!? #book #haters #wtf 6d
  •   apiphobic I saw it too. That's nonsense. I don't know how I'd live without books. 6d
  •   shellyballs I don't know what I would do without them either. No Fifty Shades of Grey? Where do these people learn about sex? @apiphobic 6d
  •   funnynotfound There is no life without books! @apiphobic 6d
  •   funnynotfound Omg Fifty Shades, HAHAH they'd be better off learning about the sex in Cosmo than those books @shellyballs 6d
  •   apiphobic @shellyballs Oh, gurl… I know all about it and I haven't read a word of those books. Haha. I did read 'The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty' many years ago though. 6d
  •   apiphobic Bibliophiles unite! 6d
  •   thescifinest Does not compute. #WTF 6d
  •   deadmansheart Now I have to believe in unicorns, vampires and Republicans!! *Traumatized* 6d

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funnynotfound It's so damn hot out here 6d

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funnynotfound Just a dog on his girl's head. 7d

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funnynotfound Not happy with how red it is. It was supposed to be more pink 1w

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funnynotfound It's good to have a phone that is music literate when I am completely music illiterate. 1w

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funnynotfound The face that gets whatever it wants from even the coldest hearted people. #trouble 1w

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funnynotfound Shoutout to all da haters who have all the flagging-stealth of a ten ton hog in a muddy trough.

Like I wouldn't know who flagged a shoutout I did over a month ago for Matt. You just guaranteed I'll be posting his mug at will until you do me the favor of blocking me.
Haters gonna hate, baybay
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