fruitbrute Shiksas ain't got nothin on me. #matzohballsoupforthewin 3d

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fruitbrute shenanigans @chantalclaret's birthday event of the century w/ @breesays @michael_rooker #regram 6d

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fruitbrute some dogs make a difference in one life, this dog's made a difference in hundreds. #PrayersForArlo please share 1w

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fruitbrute makin' stupid Valentine's Day shite out of organic strawberries and #valrhona chocolate. #TCB #likeaboss 2w

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fruitbrute Ziggy Kuna's #AncientTumbler #pigeons are the absolute MOST! #2015npa 4w

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fruitbrute this teeny little dream puff. #BerlinShortfaceTumbler #pigeon #2015npa 4w

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fruitbrute my friday > your friday #becausepigeons 4w

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fruitbrute #TurkishTumblers - more beautiful than any photo could convey! #grandnational #npa #pigeons 4w

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fruitbrute I want to name her Crispin and plan ne'er do well activities with her. #brunnercropper 4w

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fruitbrute I'm declaring myself a #poachedegg wizard. savory steel cut oats, spicy sautéed baby kale, & 2 magnificent poached eggs. recipe to follow. #vegetarian #brunch #glutenfree #tookmelongenough 1mon
  •   fruitbrute OATS: bring to boil 1/3c gluten free steel cut oats in 2/3c lightly salted water. simmer on low until tender (10-12min). when done, add 1tsp olive oil, 2tbsp shredded sharp cheddar cheese (organic/rennet-free). KALE: in a dash of olive oil, sauté 1/4 red onion, sliced, ~2min on med heat, add 2c baby kale, pinch salt, few dashes chipotle hot sauce, dash of water. sauté a few minutes, until tender. POACHED EGGS: boil 1.5" water & 1.5tsp white vinegar in a 12" skillet. break 1 egg into a cup, slide into water. poach at low simmer 2–4 min. transfer w/slotted spoon to paper towels to drain. season w/salt&pepper. 1mon
  •   emilydaines Poached egg + asparagus = paradise. 1mon

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fruitbrute Haricot verts w/poached eggs and tarragon vinaigrette, w/a wee fresh grapefruit/lemon/gin/st. germain cocktail buddy. (operation #poachedegg is finally a success!) 1mon
  •   fruitbrute (it may not be a pretty egg, but he was tasty. ps 3 were overcooked - including this one. the 4th slightly under but the 5th was perfect. I'm getting it, I'm getting it.) 1mon
  •   wafflewhisper I think it's pretty pretty. 1mon
  •   la_spectre5 I want to learn to make pooched ahgs 1mon
  •   evildeadwench There is no such thing as an undercooked poached egg. If you can pull it out of the water and it doesn't fall apart it's done. The runnier the better imho. Especially if it's topping a salad! 1mon
  •   fruitbrute @evildeadwench come over and I'll poach a crapload of them for you, they gross me out! lol 1mon
  •   evildeadwench In! 4w

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fruitbrute I am not permitted to touch the sock. #bromance 1mon

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