fruitbrute I read somewhere that #poultry is great for #brunch.
#FrogTheChicken
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fruitbrute my little survivor. his brother didn't make it. before he passed, I told him how much I loved him him and that he was the best kitten ever. ️ it happens. but it never gets easier and is just heartbreaking. in his three short days of life on this planet I loved him soooo much, so I simply can't understand how people can just abandon or give up their pets for frivolous reasons. please, #adoptdontshop - and if you can't adopt a homeless pet right now, please consider fostering or donating to @amandafoundation or your local rescue. it really makes a difference in their tiny little lives. #fosterkittens #rescuepetsofinstagram #catsofinstagram #amandafoundation #kitten #milkmoustache 7d

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fruitbrute just a lil #brunch for my brodder @punkrockmonkey 3w
  •   chantalclaret Damn that looks delicious 3w
  •   fruitbrute that egg came fresh out of #FrogTheChicken's bum! 😀 3w
  •   fruitbrute pancake recipe: 1.5c #bobsredmill gluten free #cornbread mix, 1.5c unsweetened soymilk, 1 egg, 1tbsp melted butter, 2tbsp melted coconut oil, dash cinnamon. I also added approx 1/4c water to get the batter to desired consistency. chili honey butter: softened butter mixed with a dash of cayenne and raw tupelo honey to taste. drizzle with grade B maple syrup when serving. simple sautéed greens: black kale sautéed in olive oil with a dash of chipotle tabasco & pinch salt. cook covered over low heat while you make the pancakes. (you can keep pancakes warm in the oven at lowest heat while you make the batch. they hold up!) 3w

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fruitbrute maple butter icing happened. #glutenfree #cornbread #cookies #bobsredmill (see previous pic for recipe) 3w

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fruitbrute when life hands you a bag of #glutenfree #cornbread mix, make #cookies. recipe below... #bobsredmill 3w
  •   fruitbrute 1 stick unsalted butter, 1/2c cane juice crystals, 1 egg, 1 tsp vanilla, 1 tiny pinch sea salt, 1 tbsp grade B maple syrup, zest of 1 lime, 2c bob's red mill gluten free cornbread mix.... Preheat oven to 375. Using an electric mixer, beat butter and sugar for 3-4 min until light and fluffy. Add egg, vanilla, salt & lime zest, beat on low until well incorporated, slowly add flour mixture, mixing just until blended.
    Shape dough into log, wrap in foil and refrigerate until firm. Slice & place on parchment lined baking sheet. Sprinkle each with just a few grains of sea salt. Bake at 375 for 8-11 minutes until golden brown. 3w
  •   bearspaleobite Sweet 3w
  •   fruitbrute (I might have also topped a few with a maple butter icing... 1/2 stick butter, 1 cup powdered sugar, about 2.5tbsp grade B maple syrup, pinch sea salt) 3w

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fruitbrute somebody got a box of crickets in the mail... (this is what happens when you're 40, Jewish, and your mom has given up on ever having grandkids I think) #FrogTheChicken 4w

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fruitbrute wrangling the birthdaydaniel. (it's a life skill) 4w

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fruitbrute a butterfly in Malaysia drops dead every time this happens. 1mon

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fruitbrute this can only end well... 1mon

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fruitbrute #ignoranceisbliss next stop, oakland. 1mon

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fruitbrute yes, she makes me do this in order, every day, and I'm not allowed to skip. 😐 #bugpatrol #FrogTheChicken 1mon

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