fruitbrute maple butter icing happened. #glutenfree #cornbread #cookies #bobsredmill (see previous pic for recipe) 1d

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fruitbrute when life hands you a bag of #glutenfree #cornbread mix, make #cookies. recipe below... #bobsredmill 1d
  •   fruitbrute 1 stick unsalted butter, 1/2c cane juice crystals, 1 egg, 1 tsp vanilla, 1 tiny pinch sea salt, 1 tbsp grade B maple syrup, zest of 1 lime, 2c bob's red mill gluten free cornbread mix.... Preheat oven to 375. Using an electric mixer, beat butter and sugar for 3-4 min until light and fluffy. Add egg, vanilla, salt & lime zest, beat on low until well incorporated, slowly add flour mixture, mixing just until blended.
    Shape dough into log, wrap in foil and refrigerate until firm. Slice & place on parchment lined baking sheet. Sprinkle each with just a few grains of sea salt. Bake at 375 for 8-11 minutes until golden brown. 1d
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  •   fruitbrute (I might have also topped a few with a maple butter icing... 1/2 stick butter, 1 cup powdered sugar, about 2.5tbsp grade B maple syrup, pinch sea salt) 1d

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fruitbrute somebody got a box of crickets in the mail... (this is what happens when you're 40, Jewish, and your mom has given up on ever having grandkids I think) #FrogTheChicken 6d

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fruitbrute wrangling the birthdaydaniel. (it's a life skill) 1w

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fruitbrute a butterfly in Malaysia drops dead every time this happens. 1w

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fruitbrute this can only end well... 1w

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fruitbrute #ignoranceisbliss next stop, oakland. 2w

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fruitbrute yes, she makes me do this in order, every day, and I'm not allowed to skip. 😐 #bugpatrol #FrogTheChicken 2w

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fruitbrute 4 tiny bribes. nice try, poultry. #FrogTheChicken 3w

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fruitbrute I'm just a girl, standing in front of a chicken, asking her to shut the frack up at 6:48 in the morning. #FrogTheChicken 3w

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fruitbrute 34 years in the making... @tylerborich 4w

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fruitbrute and how. 1mon

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