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fruitbrute I am not permitted to touch the sock. #bromance 3d

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fruitbrute lucky has a crush. 2w

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fruitbrute this guy tho. 3w

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fruitbrute cellular mousetosis #NYE2015 4w

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fruitbrute it's corny as feck but I love this thing. (let it be known that I had to endure 15 seconds of face licking to hold the phone steady because Jaško will seize any opportunity to take advantage of me with his gross affections) #spaceheaterofluxury 4w

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fruitbrute tonight on unsolved mysteries: DIY #Baileys. so easy it's stupid. 1mon
  •   fruitbrute @ninelimes heheh. 1mon
  •   boomaluv This can't end well... 1mon
  •   fruitbrute @boomaluv its a christmas miracle. 1mon
  •   tanyacska @martinmunroe oh dear... 1mon
  •   moishelefkowitz How about DIY Kahlua?, my white Russian habit is running my wallet ragged. Please enlighten us all. 1mon
  •   fruitbrute @moishelefkowitz lol I actually made a bottle as a gift earlier this year! really easy:
    Homemade Kahlúa
    1 750 ml bottle vodka
    1 1/4 cups dark rum
    1 1/2 cups sugar
    3/4 pound whole coffee beans
    1 vanilla bean
    1 cinnamon stick
    1 tablespoon cocoa nibs
    1 slice of orange peel
    Combine all of the ingredients in a sealable container, shake hard to combine & let sit in a cool, dark place for three weeks. Shake or stir the mixture several times of week.
    Strain through cheesecloth or a fine mesh strainer. 1mon
  •   fruitbrute I should add that these aren't necessarily money saving - but are fun to do, taste better than store bought, and you can use really high quality and/or organic ingredients if you want. (I do) 1mon

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fruitbrute "It's a Christmas miracle! I'm a lap dog!" - Jaško 1mon

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fruitbrute woke up to whatever this is going on here. #interspeciesloveaffair 1mon

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fruitbrute helping my loved ones escalate that martini, sultry up a baked brie, & polish their bottoms. #happyholidays weirds 1mon
  •   fruitbrute Boozy Olives: 1.5c gin, .25c dry vermouth, 2 tbsp fresh lime juice, 1c water, strips of lemon zest, mixed fancy olives. 1mon
  •   fruitbrute Bourbon Cranberry Sauce: 4c (1lb) fresh cranberries rinsed, 1c light brown sugar, 1c cane juice crystals, 1/4tsp cinnamon. bake at 350 in baking dish for 1 hour, stirring once. add 1/4c bourbon and refrigerate. 1mon
  •   fruitbrute Rosemary-Mint Scrub: 1c Epsom salt, 1c sugar, 1c grapeseed oil, 1/4c finely chopped fresh rosemary; essential oil - 20 drops peppermint & 20-30 drops rosemary. Use on hands, feets, bods, butts. (not faces or weens) 1mon
  •   chantalclaret Get on your food truck 1mon
  •   fruitbrute let me know when you're back I have a little bundle of this crap for you @chantalclaret - and homemade baileys hehe 1mon
  •   fruitbrute (can I open a food truck and call it "miscellaneous shite" lol) 1mon

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fruitbrute out for special delivery. #becausebourbon 1mon

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fruitbrute up late, making a bunch of loving shite for you guys for the holidays. xo 1mon

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fruitbrute bolting out into a torrential downpour at 3:30am, half asleep and half naked, to bring your pigeon inside... #thisislove 2mon

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fruitbrute #urbanfarming in the middle of #hollywood. it's a thing. 2mon

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fruitbrute "I rolled in it, and then I ate it." #frogthechicken 2mon

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