freudianslippers #dearworld,
I'm so happy my cast is off and hopefully I only have to wear this brace for a week!
But I'm fucking exhausted.
One day we'll hang out, I swear.
10h

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freudianslippers @notsoapradio hopefully giving me the edge I need to finish my short work week and hopefully get this cast off Friday!! Thanks @birchbox #hustle #workflow #showerflow 2d

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freudianslippers MY FIRST #Instagram POST! 3d

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freudianslippers Asshole was hanging out with nice yuppies around the corner. They found him 15 MINUTES after he escaped, fed him and hung out with him all day. A complete stranger saw my post on #njlostpets on Facebook and linked me to the craigslist ad they posted. #goodsamaritan #founddog #ziggycamehome 3d

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freudianslippers CURRENT MOOD:
Tuesday is my early morning @ work. Grump grump
4d

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freudianslippers In honor of my #mcm cause he's the most fun person to be catty with! #constant #endless #cutecouples #weredicks 4d

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freudianslippers Send dog to the beauty parlor, drink #icedcoffee outside, watch #cartoons, plan #outfits for the week... #happysunday 5d

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freudianslippers GETTING REAL #EXCITED FOR #GAMEOFTHRONES TONIGHT 5d

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freudianslippers #sundayfunday I can't wait till I'm healed and can enjoy some (read: LOTS) of #vodka 5d

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freudianslippers We #grilled a leg of #lamb :) 6d
  •   rachela_adler How did you season it? Just salt & pepper? Or Rosemary, thyme, & garlic? 6d
  •   freudianslippers @rachela_adler made a rub with EVOO, roasted garlic, salt, pepper, cumin, zaatar and we grilled it over rosemary sprigs :) 6d

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freudianslippers ... my first week of a 9-5 schedule. #sleepy #sluglife #workingfortheweekend #happydoe 1w

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freudianslippers I found this on tumblr but I really hope the quote is accurate. If not, who cares, just look at her!
#marilynmonroe #wcw #womancrushwednesday #blondeshavemorefun
1w

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