freshpr0duce *Picks up keyboard and settles in for presentation. Spaces out for 15-20 full seconds in front of intro slide. Pops back into reality and continues to kill it for the remainder of the workday.* #Ian #AnotherDayAnotherDolla 2w

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freshpr0duce If you don't know now, you will soon. # 3w

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freshpr0duce TFW you realize you've been friends for over 20 years. #ItsBlurryCauseWeWereBlurry 3w

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freshpr0duce Teaching the youth to do that thing you keep telling yourself you'll do "at least three times a week" 1mon
  •   ddnix10 in love with this 1mon

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freshpr0duce Twinkle-toe-2016 1mon

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freshpr0duce The real life version of "Mufaro's Beautiful Daughters". 1mon

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freshpr0duce When your flock is your rock.
Cc: @ruby_beth @jaelevator
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freshpr0duce You ain't never seen "The Wiz" until you've seen it from Eli's angle. 2mon

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freshpr0duce "Oh yea. I bought that FreeKaleek necklace for Jess in Central Park." 2mon

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freshpr0duce Shoutout to birthday boy @michaeldoyleolson for taking us back in time to Fast Forward Rollerskating Rink and for being born.

Cc: @shebamccants and @jaelevator
2mon

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freshpr0duce A delicate Monday balance. 3mon

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freshpr0duce You can take the Thaddy out of Wisconsin but this muhfucker will still drink beer whilst eating mad dairy. Sry, mom.
#GoPackers #FourAdvil
3mon
  •   car0car0 This gave me a real bad craving for cheese curds and Spotted Cow that I don't know how to handle. 3mon
  •   fshake four advil is too real. 3mon

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freshpr0duce I may or may not have made friends listen to Linkin Park before going out last night. Punishment by sun oppression. Cc: @chungover @mayamargolina @loro_cruz @_moresyl_ 3mon

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freshpr0duce "Can we just do the whole starters menu? It's been a tough week." 3mon

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freshpr0duce They be askin, "How's the party?" 3mon

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freshpr0duce This #TBT goes out to white moms everywhere who, despite best efforts, lose the battle to their multi-racial kid's hair. 3mon

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freshpr0duce Elissa Avoids the Plumber: Trip levers, shoes, snakes and shit 4mon

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freshpr0duce Aged 25 years to perfection. 4mon

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freshpr0duce Sleepover season. #WhereYaAt #CuffinTreason 4mon

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