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freshpr0duce Excuse me, you spilled....horchata? Grits? Possibly rice pudding? 1w
  •   wiz_teresa This looks like that scene in Mulan when she and Eddie Murphy disrupted everything at the army camp and all that rice spilled 1w
  •   francium @wiz_teresa that comment is everything 1w
  •   francium They put too much black pepper in their milkshake. Some like it hot 1w
  •   slvrrppls Preemptive cleanup, too 1w
  •   abacaxi_nyc Lol 1w
  •   owynn_kay Lol 7d

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freshpr0duce "Gracie is too young to understand the story. She plays with her little cousin Sofia.

Solomon and Micaela know the four questions (Mah Mishtana) and they sing them in Hebrew. Sheba helps."
1w

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freshpr0duce Some kids just have it all. 2w

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freshpr0duce The habitual offender, formerly known as "heinous animal", commonly knows as Mourning Dove, has done it again. I leave town for TWO DAYS and it uses my window to create new life. I have to respect its hustle though. Your offspring will wake me up all season long but you fooled me twice so ride the wind, Yung Dove. Ride. The. Wind. #Blessed 3w
  •   besteadwell Yo. I COULD NOT RECORD ANY music during the day last spring because of the fucking chicklets outside my window. So when winter came, I duct taped THE SHIT out of their lil ledge. Girl BYE. 3w
  •   francium another seasonal milestone. Spring is here! #yungdove 3w
  •   sooeypooey Your window sill hella fertile doe 3w
  •   krsnamara Breakfast? 3w
  •   imhenryhank Since moving to crown heights I have written a song that uses that call's melody because it's all I ever hear when I'm home. 3w
  •   j_y_becker Return of the Mac! 3w
  •   sugarthaddy I'm moving them shits for sure 2w
  •   tazriii LOL @sugarthaddy 2w

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freshpr0duce We need more siblings. And more Saturday. 3w

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freshpr0duce Sibling Saturday
D-d-d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d-damn. #Fabolous
3w

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freshpr0duce Totally fine - things are definitely under control. 3w
  •   aye_dey_dey same 3w
  •   judnikki is this a sweet cry for help? play the next song if yes. 3w
  •   dadcore Oh no now I gotta listen to it 3w
  •   wiz_teresa Hang in there, it's Friday 3w

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freshpr0duce Proof that if you try hard enough you can leave your phone at @republictakoma and it will live to tell the story. 4w

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freshpr0duce Wet Williamsburg Trash - - - - A New York Shitty Still Life 1mon

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freshpr0duce 🚯 1mon

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freshpr0duce You're going to like the way you look. I guarantee it. 1mon

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freshpr0duce Focus. 2mon

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freshpr0duce A mixtape/memoir title waiting to happen. 2mon

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freshpr0duce **Cues "Oh I Think They Like Me" by American hip hop group Dem Franchize Boyz**
Disregard my bougie a$$ coffee order...I'm weak & lactose intolerant.
2mon
  •   wiz_teresa Idk what an almond mezzo is but I know ur amazing 2mon
  •   flanyannigan Too many blocks of afternoon cheddar, I know that struggle 2mon
  •   jaelevator are you talkin?...whateva 2mon

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freshpr0duce Signing autographs, impersonating Drake, doing that with his hand. 2mon
  •   _moresyl_ All after 9pm for the good of the ppl and shit 2mon
  •   mcmeady The kids looking swole 2mon

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freshpr0duce Out here disobeying no flash photography rules. At least I didn't scream, "THAT'S MY BROTHER!!" Which I have been known to do. 2mon

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freshpr0duce The Bus Chronicles | Part II 2mon

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freshpr0duce |~| The Taro Teachings |~|
#HotPotPrep #GongXiFaCai
2mon

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freshpr0duce High a$$ fashion. 3mon

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