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forlornvanity Making non-bells out of bell shapes are harder than it seems haha 4d

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forlornvanity Official #cookiedecorating aprons. That's how my family rolls @lindsayforeman @let_the_walls_down 4d

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forlornvanity Update on the big D 1w
  •   nka 1w
  •   justtakenotes DO YOU UNDERSTAND EVERYONE HERE CALLS IT THE BIG D SO NONCHALANTLY?!? I live in a porno. 1w
  •   justtakenotes *ps. Come visit me in the big D. 1w
  •   justtakenotes *pps see what I did there 1w
  •   haertshot Haha omg I want to tell spirit I live in Dallas so I can get harassed about big d specials that aren't for xtenz or viagra :) 6d

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forlornvanity Awkward. 1w

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forlornvanity I'm wrapping all empty boxes this year. Suckers. #naughtyornice 3w

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forlornvanity Tried to beat the dreary weather feeling by looking girly. My legs look extra short. #bunhairdontcare 4w

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forlornvanity Turns out I can cook. Haaaaay 4w

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forlornvanity Made it back from the motherland #chicago 1mon
  •   nka Wait ..what do you mean from? 😧 1mon
  •   justtakenotes You survived the greyhound of the sky! 1mon
  •   robocupcake YOURE HERE?!?!!!???!? 1mon

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forlornvanity Elbows aren't supposed to get that fat 1mon

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forlornvanity 2 hour sexual harassment course 2mon

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forlornvanity Dang, can a girl get some privacy? I'm just tryna wash my hair in the tub, Jeeze 2mon

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forlornvanity Thanks @noodlescompany for the new kicks. Everyone's company should give them benefits towards a healthy lifestyle 2mon

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forlornvanity 😮 who am I even?! 2mon

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forlornvanity This is how California cuts their grass. "Goats consume 5 percent of their body weight each day, making them one of the most efficient, cost effective and environmentally friendly tools available. On average, 100 goats will clear approximately 1 acre a day." 3mon

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forlornvanity "I'm way too into my phone" face. 3mon

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