forkknifespoon The Prodigy practices (and then a nap) 10min

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forkknifespoon I went to the wrong college 3h

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forkknifespoon Good office day 10h

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forkknifespoon Not exactly amused by his cheese-knife table manners but I do appreciate a kid who likes stinky brie. 1d

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forkknifespoon I got to meet another squishy baby today! Welcome to the neighborhood Otto; We're so glad you're home 1d

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forkknifespoon Mama, I am cowboy Arthur. YEE HAW! 2d

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forkknifespoon Too bad the forecast was so shitty that I didn't invite anyone over and now I have to tackle this cheese plate all by myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2d

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forkknifespoon Very important things are happening. 2d

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forkknifespoon 🏻 2d

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forkknifespoon Sometimes you make a special trip to Target just to buy an umbrella. 3d
  •   lifewithrevision target is always the best place for random shopping experiences :) 3d

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forkknifespoon iPhone snap from today's session of some of my very favorite people #willieotter 3d

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forkknifespoon I. Just. Can't. 5d
  •   renojacks Oh my god 5d
  •   raealexis Haaaaa! That guy 😗 5d
  •   david_foureyes Whaaaahappan? 5d
  •   katerohan Let's talk about those adorable dino pjs. And the shirt scarf, le duh! 5d
  •   lintheminneapple And that's one of the blankets I made for them when they were wee little guys!! So glad to know they are still keeping them cuddly!! 5d
  •   holeil He's destined for Grey Gardens! 4d

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forkknifespoon Barley risotto with morels and spring peas (With random secret ingredient pickle juice; thanks to @food52 for the idea) 5d

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forkknifespoon Taking a vacation day to get shit done SOUNDS terrible, but really it's the best. Still lots to do, but cheers to small victories. 5d

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forkknifespoon I've never done crack, but guys this stuff is INSANE. 6d

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forkknifespoon Be still heart. #willieotter 1w

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forkknifespoon Some nights just lend themselves to Chinese takeout. 1w
  •   rainydaybites I hear you! Enjoy your evening off. 1w
  •   david_foureyes Magic will deliver TeaHouse for less than Bitesquad (basically, like, $5 fee) - it's our go to. Since you're a block away, I figure it'll be about the same ;-) 1w
  •   david_foureyes Other nice thing: Magic can pickup beer along the way :-) 1w
  •   david_foureyes Oh, and they'll bring you Dong Yang... 1w
  •   forkknifespoon @david_foureyes nice. Do you have a referral code? 1w
  •   david_foureyes I don't think there is a wait list, you just send a text with what you want, they reply with how much it'll cost and they bring it (for booze you send a photo of you holding your ID once and they know you're 21 after that) - site is getmagicnow.com 1w
  •   david_foureyes (Once they tell you the price, you can say yes or no) 1w
  •   ereyayouknowme i ain't mad. 1w

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forkknifespoon @markweinbergnyc officially just made my cube the most beautiful in the building. 1w

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forkknifespoon I've decided curry is my favorite health food. Good fats and an entire day's worth of veggies all in one 1w

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forkknifespoon My friends = the best friends. 1w

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