fixtafernback Was looking for my keys, then suddenly I wasn't. Oh probably cause I stopped to braid my hair #nervoushabit #alwaystouchingmyhair #itsworsewhenimalone #wherearemykeys 5h

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fixtafernback i had my head under the covers and this bitch dutch ovened me #geethanks 3d

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fixtafernback IT IS NICE TO BE IMPORTANT, BUT IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO BE NICE 3d

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fixtafernback I love to sleep/nap/lounge/whatever, but unwillingly spending all day in bed is one of my least favorite things. #itsallmyfaultthough #nowiwontsleepthroughthenight #sorryforthespamimjustlonely #notdrinkingforevernowbye 3d

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fixtafernback Also I found this. It's obviously from my birthday but I'm not sure at what point in time or more importantly...why hahahahahaha #youbastard 3d

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fixtafernback When I had a flat tire, this older couple let me park my car in front of their house so no one would fuck with it til I could come back in the morning with another tire. When we get out there around 10am, the husband comes down and talks with us while @radventvres changes my tire. He starts telling us he's been playing drums since he was six, and he plays just like Neil Peart from Rush. Then he asks us if we like Grand Funk Railroad (like of fucking course we do, is that a real question) and says he's got a drum set inside and should hear him play along to their record. Okay I'm expecting this guy to be a fucking prodigy or something, like you cannot say you play like Neil Peart and not live up to that. Guy gets on the drums and for two songs, this is what it was. We had to stop him hahahahahaha #littledrummerboy #neilpeart #crashcrashbangbang #thiswastoomuch 3d

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fixtafernback My left eye wouldn't open this morning cuz of my mascara #iamsohungover #cantevendrinkwater #justorangejuice #nowihavetorunerrands 3d

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fixtafernback LET'S CELEBRATE YAAAYY 5d

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fixtafernback SHE TOOK ALL MY MONEY, AND MY BEST FRIEND 5d

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fixtafernback Happy Birthday, Miss Bettie Page! 5d

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fixtafernback Finally in bedDdDDddDd. I worked sixteen hours today, and I'm gonna wake up in four hours and work some more! #isetsomanyalarms #betisleepthroughallofthem 6d

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fixtafernback @bitchcrafttt got me the cutest undies for my birthday 1w

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fixtafernback of course id get a flat tire today 1w

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fixtafernback when you're sad you buy shit like this and forget about it, then get super excited when you remember. thanks, past self 1w

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fixtafernback this was me earlier now i am drunk. can you see i was doing laundry and im also in a really cool stryper tshdirt SOOOOO im out like slap bracelets 1w

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fixtafernback some scrubies 1w

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