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fcky0ul1ghtenup I'll start..I...have a BIG mouth. As beautiful as I effortlessly string words together. I can just as easily say damaging shit..9/11 shit..i don't mean in a gossipy, sloppy way. I just know how to cut deep. Since I was a child my mouth has been my gift and curse..my rise and fall..lol I started being opinionated very young, I think I'm always right and once I start, my off switch is invisible..smh..I'm mad cool until..Ahhh...lol #Yourturn #behonest #knowingwhatsbadaboutyouisoftentimesmoreimportantthanknowingwhatsgood #knowyourDemonspeople #dailydose #picoftheday #photooftheday #igdaily 3w
  •   misssw I am impatient, intolerant, i can be extremely hurtful and resentful. I don't forgive easy i definitely don't forget. I am a great arguer and i can always turn a situation around on someone else if they try to come at me sideways. I am too independent and i have a hard time delegating. 3w
  •   misssw oh... and i am very prideful and detached (bad combination) 3w
  •   cinziamber Prideful. 3w
  •   try_to_live_it Sometimes I act like I care when I don't, sometimes I care but act like I don't sweat it. It's fucked up 3w
  •   907shaina I give up too quick. I cut people off because they do literally one thing and I'm done. And I'm mean about it. 3w
  •   vsvpvx I was trying to find your account for so long!!!!! Glad I found it again @fcky0ul1ghtenup 2w
  •   queen_sheen92 I got a big ego. I let people go in a second if they hesitate on keeping me around, I walk around like I am everything and I am too blunt, i need to work on being humble. 2w
  •   fcky0ul1ghtenup @vsvpvx heyyyyyy *2 steps* 2w

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fcky0ul1ghtenup If you don't have 1, get a vice. Everyone should have something "bad" they indulge in. Don't be a bitch. Because almost no one really gives a shit. Stop crying and keep it moving...The last two are free. #learnlife #jewels #actaccordingly #like #imback #fwm #idgt #picoftheday #photooftheday #repostthis #tagafriend #dailydose 4w

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fcky0ul1ghtenup If you just wanna fuck then do things properly. Set the situation up as such. Talk to her occasionally, don't take her out on dates. Don't let her buy you things. Don't be at her apartment every other day "chillin". Stop asking her personal questions about what she's doing with her vagina. You don't wanna lock it down, so stay out the way. But the audacity to think "where'd she get this idea at?" is pure ignorance. If your boss made you feel like you was getting a promotion by talking you up..complementing your work, hinting you're next up and showing you what the new job entales..and then gives the promotion to Kevin (you fckn hate Kevin)..I think it's safe to say not only would you be confused but more than slightly pissed tf off. So be a man about what you want. Be up front. Trust me she'll respect it whether you think she won't or not, because it's rare. More than anything people don't like to be embarrassed or feel stupid..Especially the emotional female. So let's avoid all miscommunication by not sending signals into long jevity..when you're only looking for occasional. #whywaitinlinewithherfortherideandthennotgeton #ifyoujustwannadickherdownwhyyouaskingherwhereshewasatandwhoshewaswithlastnight #thosearerelationshipquestions #bettermakeyourmindup #youfuckingwithherorNah #actaccordingly #followme #imback #fwm #idgt #learnlife #postoftheday #like #dailydose 1mon

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fcky0ul1ghtenup We don't only do that with women.. We weigh things in life in this manner. How we pick our friends, opportunity, conversation, sports, clothes, cars, what we want and don't want. We are speedily analytical when it comes to what we see. Because we base decisions off of calculated thought..not always level Asian lol..but it's cool, "playas fuck up!". This is why women appear to be more indecisive than men. You actually KNOW what you want but your emotions slither in and begin to effect choice. We'll say yes or no and then come back to it, because we wanna just get shit done. Women..it's "well, how do I feel?"..so you step by step walk through that to get to your decision. I'm not saying us being that way is right, I'm just calling it what it is. It's like us hearing some guys talking shit..not whole lot of conversation..it's "oh yeah? I'ma fuck him up". Then after the testosterone and adrenaline wears thin..we dissect the situation deeper. So if it's "titties titties titties"..you aren't gonna like what we're really thinking. Even if you aren't what you appear to be..but if you really think we don't want a woman to have character, have a personality..or provide us with a safe place to be vulnerable, intelligent or ambitious..have skills and hobbies. You're fucking crazy. We want a WHOLE person..just like you. A nice ass gets old quicker than you think... #foodforthought #iknowitsalotbutyoufuckerscanread #lol #lazyasses #youaintdoingshitanywaysgoheadandcatchthismessage #tagsomebodyandoffermoreopinions #imback #fwm #idgt #actaccordingly #like #followme #dailydose 1mon

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fcky0ul1ghtenup If you fucked up, you fucked up. Lets just call it what it is. But it's at these moments that the guilty begin to con..you'll notice throughout the conversation that they'll begin sliding everything they did right into a conversation about everything they've done wrong. That's manipulative. What does money you spent, gifts you bought, dates, little loving things you've done..meals you've cooked, nights you were there when I needed someone..have to do with the present? You're presently fucking up. You're presently doing wrong. So although I acknowledge whatever good you have given me. I'am also fully aware of the current bad. So I won't take any of that from you..but here and now you haven't earned anything extra. You don't get a pass to be fucked up because you've "been good"..ughh..that's what you're supposed to be doing dickbrain, we're in a relationship. That's like patting yourself on the back for raising YOUR child...THAT'S what you're supposed to be doing. You make a commitment to do good, but when you do wrong, all you wanna talk about is all the times you did good. To soften the blow you actually deserve. Be a man (or woman) and take your consequence like adult. Don't be duplicitous and try to make it seem like.."hey..cheating on you isn't that bad considering it's my first time and I treated you good up until this moment"...lol..miss me that "what about the time.." or the "remember when.." speech. All I'll reply with is..remember now. #nopointsearned #nonetakenaway #actaccordingly #like #life #imback #followme #letmetalkmyshit #itsbeenaminute #tagsomebodywhogivesaf #dailydose 1mon

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fcky0ul1ghtenup It always starts out light..everybody's having a good time, vibing n shit..next thing you know moms gotta story..but the story is phase 2..the light jab is first..your cousin's like "you wanna hit the club tonight?"..Your mother..with insane accuracy, steam rolls the conversation..and without eye contact, she tilts her head back over her shoulder and she says "Club? With what? He ain't got no job"... dafuq?..an awkward silence smothers the area of exchange..oh, but she ain't done tho.. "He needs to be worried about that little fast girl saying he got her pregnant. What's this? The second one?"..YOOO! mom...what..the...fuck..*is what you're thinking* but only your face can speak..scrunching up in a mix cocktail of confusion, anger and shock. Like you just seen someone punch jesus or suplex big foot....you fucking bitch..*still in your mind*..her comes mom with the right hook finisher.."How many times you been fired this year? I told you go back to school, but you wanted to CHILL..and SMOKE with your dumbass friends. You need to learn a skill or something. All you're good at is running your mouth and building grooves in everybody's passenger seat, you need to pull your damn pants up and stop handing out your mixtape, it's boring and you couldn't flow over water on a slow current! lmao!"....she's laughing and hi-fiving your aunt..NAW NOT YOU TOO AUNTIE!? Here comes the rest of the family and now everybody is riding on you. You temporary zone out thinking...my nigga...I just came for a burger..lil cheese..and 9 corona's..now all you can do is think of Dexter..start a boat fund, gather some trash bags and invite your mom on a evening outing. #shegottago #imgonnatalkshit #butimagocryinthecarafter #drunkmomswithsecretsaredeadly #killedmein60seconds #myuncleaintshit #theunclewhocooksateverycookoutalwayscosignseverythingnegativeaboutyou #niggasahater #lol #fuckingfamily #weveallsatthroughthisbullshitatsomepoint #keeptheuppercutinyourpocket #justgrabthefoilmakeatogoplateandcallyourgirltopickyouup #yeahyoustillaintshit #dailydose #like #followme #basedonatruestory 1mon

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fcky0ul1ghtenup C'mon fam...you tryna set rules and you been in the same basketball shorts for 3 days? You smell like prison balls, funyons, and stale beer.. Lol you ain't been out the house in weeks. #Beardgamestrong but you wanna tell your girl where she can go and complain cause she forgot your hot cheetos..you son of a...and bitches..fuck y'all doin still baby sitting grown men? It's 2014, y'all on some early 2000's shit. You complain til you're blue in the face about this man's actions.."he ain't got no job", "all he does is eat, sleep and piss on the toilet seat".."his breath smells like soggy cheerios and last Tuesday"..but you swallowing his kids faithfully sooooo..SHUTDAFUCKUPPPP. There's an unwritten rule for life.."feel no sypthampy for those who feel none for themselves". If a person doesn't care enough to fix their life, than you're nothing more than an accomplice to their fucked up situation. Stop cradling a nigga thats 6'2..his burping days are long gone. And you can't complain about a situation you plan on continuing to support. So once again...SHUTDAFUCKUPPPP. #Itsbeenaminuteimayberusty *uses WD-40* #whatsizepampersyourniggawearing #howmanyXboxgameshaveyougothimthismonth #hedonewatchedEVERYTHINGonNetflix #niggacouldntevenremembertorecordyourfavoriteshow #heaintshit #but youaintgoingnowhere #lol #sillygoose #dailydose #like #bitchesbelike #niggasbelike 1mon

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fcky0ul1ghtenup Which one are you???..I'm a Capricorn so..if you're in my group when shit goes down I apologize in advance for murdering you everything else in a 50ft radius. #Zombielife #zodiac #like #isprayshitup *does Birdman handrub* #killingspreehereicome #lol #followme #dailydose 3mon

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fcky0ul1ghtenup Depending on how the coin lands..I see predictability in people and it's great. It's a beautiful feeling to expect people to do good..to be great and actually watch it unfold..whether to you or for humanity. On the other side, knowing someone's going to do something shitty or fail to be or do that good is...depressing. I predict you to fail and I look to you to prove me wrong..even tho I'm aware enough to know you'll let me down..but again..it just depends on what side of the fence you're standing. #justathought #life #igers #bestoftheday #photooftheday #igdaily #like #followme #dailydose 3mon

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fcky0ul1ghtenup Let's fuck..I MEAN!..fuck..I MEAN! Have sex..no! Just lay together and watch a porn, shit..MOVIE..cause I wanna fuck you..HOLD YOU! All night.. *winks and smirks provocatively*.. #damnet #isuckatthis #cuddleseason #icuddleforlike2minutes #shegotherbigassheadallonmyarm #myshitstingingfromthecirculationbeingcutoff #wecancuddle #oricanmakeyoucum11timesandwecantakeapowernaptogether #justsayin #teamusright #lol #follow #me #funny #igers #like #dailydose 3mon

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fcky0ul1ghtenup Lmaooo yo..if you haven't heard Mayweathers reading audio..GOOGLE THAT SHIT! My man is worth close to a billion and never thought to hire tutor so he can order from the dollar menu without the pictures. "Bi bi bi..biiiiggg...maa ma..THE ONE WITH THE SPECIAL SAUCE!"..it's funny cause he's so arrogant and cocky, but couldn't read the signs to get home if he was lost. #AllthatmoneyandwefindoutCliffordtheBigRedDogbeenwhoppinghisass #HowyouagrownassmanandcantreadaDrSeussbook #thisexplainswhyhegotintoboxing #Floydgottiredofbeingmadefunof #ibetthisniggatakesanhourtoreadhiskidsbedtimestories #andstilldontfinishthebook "M-M-M-M-mayweather" *maybach music voice* #lol #like #followme #funny #dailydose 3mon

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fcky0ul1ghtenup I've never heard a woman with more than pussy to offer use this sentence when applying it to herself. Because the men who get around her want her for the abundance of criteria she has to offer. Yeah there's always that 1 guy who just wants to fuck..but even then he's no match for the power of gifts this woman posses. He'll slowly but surely (or quickly) go from "I just wanna smash" to "I like this girl". #awomanwithlevelsisthemostattractivethingintheworld #ifyouthinkallguyswantispussyitscausethatsallyouregoodfor #youarentrelationshipmaterial #theywouldntintroduceyoutotheirdog #letalonetheirmother #truthhurts #buttheshitwillsetyoufree #nowgodevelopapersonalityandsomehobbies #lol #learnlife #jewels #actaccordingly #like #followme #bestoftheday #bitchesbelike #dailydose 3mon

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