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fakelimanpayne remember that one time i almost got arrested bc i almost fought some girl at the up all night tour in 2012 bc she tried to be bossy to me and bc niall opened the blinds and she did was she told all of us to do and i literally balled my fist getting ready to hit her and the security looked me dead in the eyes and mouthed something and i had to get pulled away and go to another area and I was pissed during the entire concert bc I do. 20h

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fakelimanpayne Anyone else watching The Walking Dead? Anyone confused as hell as to what this church man did????????????????? Also, I laughed way to hard at this picture! 3d
  •   yung.mizzle I DONT REALLY WATCH IT BUT HIIIII! 3d
  •   _shania_lea_ I do! But yeah I think he didn't let people in the church when they were in trouble (maybe walkers were near) or something like that. 3d
  •   estefaniasiman1 Jaja so trueee 3d
  •   drawing_and_music I did and im so comfused 3d
  •   briarpatch6 I'm crying @_falala_ 3d
  •   jayo_12 I think he has something to do with the cannibals 2d
  •   katymccune I think that there were other people trying to get into the church with him and he locked them out...hence why there is claw marks on the side of the church and the carving of the words "you'll burn for this" 2d

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fakelimanpayne I like how Liam is in a different position and Harry is the one who's going to check their balls. ain't life grand. Petition to see 5/5 balls bye. 5d

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fakelimanpayne BREAKING NEWS:
EBOLA HIT MY CITY EBOLA HAS IT MY CITY GOODBYE WORLD!!!!
6d
  •   joelene.heff WHERE R U????? BC SAMEEE IM SCARED 6d
  •   teaganhughes_ I'm in Australia I think I'm good 6d
  •   tadokorojin the people commenting are so ignorant. Like seriously just don't touch anyone's bodily fluids. Its not airborne lol 6d
  •   fakelimanpayne @xoxalee yeah me too I used to go to the school but the girl that supposedly had it doesn't have it her sister is in the hospital being monitored the school just wanted to make sure to take proper precautions. 6d
  •   sgt.chris Ebola isnt all that bad... Its been here since like 1980s... No need to "RUN". Just take precautions. 6d
  •   olivia.asf COME TO ALASKA WE'LL PROBABLY BE THE LAST STATE TO GET IT 6d
  •   zachitszayn YOU LIVD IN SAN DIEGO ME TOO 6d
  •   fakelimanpayne @sgt.chris I know all about it lol, I did my research as soon as I posted this. / @zachitszayn yes I do ! 5d

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fakelimanpayne Have you ever looked at a really hot dude and thought I’d suck his dick with no hesitation if he asked me. 1w

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fakelimanpayne where do u guys live? what's ur favorite color? what's ur fav subject? ur fav movie? fav song? fav book? fav boy? tell me about u and i'll ship u! :-) i live in cali, fav color is orange, fav subject is english, fav movie is she's the man, fav song is title by megan trainor, fav book is cracked up to be and fav boy is liam!!! 1w
  •   the_awkward_girl_gina I live in Texas, fav color is purple or black, I love English, my fav movie would have to be TFiOS sorry lol fav song is Stay with me by Sam Smith or just anything from Sam Smith, My fav book is TFiOS and all of the Divergent Series, I'm a Niall girl all the way but I love every single one of the men of 1Direction 1w
  •   jmaddison_lee I live in South Carolina, my favorite color is yellow, my favorite subject is social studies, my favorite movie is Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (I love the whole series), my favorite song is Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran, my favorite book is Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (really the whole series) or Redeeming Love, and my favorite boy is Harry! 1w
  •   rockme_1d_larry I live in Colorado, my fave color is purple my fave subject is English my fave movie is TFIOS my fave song is Really Don't Care by Demi Lovato my fave book is TFIOS lol and my fave boy is Niall 1w
  •   heroinhazza i live in cali, my fav color is lilac, my fav subject is history, my fav movie is phantom of the opera or dirty dancing, The Man by ed sheeran my fav book is Because of Win-Dixie and my fav boy is Harry!! 1w
  •   _ericahere_ @liz.penguins @ferns 7d
  •   liz.penguins AHHHHH @awk.jazzy 7d
  •   awk.jazzy @liz.penguins OH MY GOSH @akeile.unf 7d
  •   akeile.unf @liz.penguins @awk.jazzy my sexxy harreh baby is always poppin 7d

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fakelimanpayne why r all their faces outlined w red what. 2w
  •   halengarza Does he ?? 2w
  •   qt.horan IDK THEIR EYES LOOK CREEPY 2w
  •   makylagray why do they look fake 2w
  •   laritha_seng they're all looking to the side 2w
  •   chiaradecruz NIALL LOOKS FUCKING DEMONIC @carladelucs 2w
  •   nellimarikkki How is your voice now days? 2w
  •   fakelimanpayne @nellimarikkki thank you for asking! My voice is still gone majority of the time. I had a good day yesterday until half way into the day and my voice went away again. It's still hanging by a thread but I believe I'll get better! 1w
  •   nellimarikkki Well that's good to hear I guess:) hope you feel better! 1w

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fakelimanpayne BRUH 2w

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fakelimanpayne if u got to meet any of the boys who would u choose? would u choose ur fav or another boy? i'd probably choose like either Zayn or niall or harry but not my fav aka liam idk who i'd choose probably zayn i feel zayn would be chill to meet i feel if i meet liam i'd act a fool and be upset i wouldn't spend my life with him but if it's like zayn im chill bc zayn is like my brother to me and idk i wanna kick it with zayn and if we have sex ok that's cool i wanted to know what ur dick looked like anyways. 2w

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fakelimanpayne 3:30am tumblr: if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid 2w

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fakelimanpayne I am finally diagnosed and there is a weight lifted off my shoulder. I cannot express to you how happy I am (but also sad.) that I have found the answers for why I have lost my voice. I have a long road to recovery, and as long as I have a strong support system around me I know I can get through it. I do not have cancer, I have another disorder in my throat that can cause vocal noodles. Doing speech therapy will help me not get them, the more I talk without proper treatment and proper help, then I can easily get noodles and ruin my voice for good. It's going to be a long couple months, and im going to be MIA for a few times but I'll be back. My health is my main priority and I hope you all understand that. Love YA bunches! BTW: I saw what my throat looked like inside and honestly throats look like vaginas. 2w

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fakelimanpayne After What Makes You Beautiful, Gotta Be You plays a big part. I feel as if Gotta Be You is the song that made this album in a way because it's like, he's talking about taking his girl's innocence. That she's the only girl he wants to make love to. Their friendship at the beginning was platonic, but somewhere after What Makes You Beautiful Liam fell in love. Somewhere after taking away her innocence and being friends with benefits, he realized "Damn. She does not deserve this." And even after he told her that he wanted nothing except sex, he wants another chance to prove she's more than someone who can help him at ease when he's hot and bothered. All he wants to do is rewind. Stop everything and rewind to the day he asked if they could mess around. Maybe then he wouldn't be where he was now. And maybe Liam just can't take it anymore, so he's torn between letting her go or going back for more. And he chooses more because damn, she's like a magnet and he's the metal getting drawn back. And when she talks to him she's breaking. Liam doesn't resemble who he was. She's not just a girl who he wants to get in bed anymore. Who is he now? Liam knows she's had enough, no matter how much she's screaming and shouting, he knows she's had enough. All Liam wants is one more time. He wants to try one more time. A shot at a relationship. No more fears. No more crying. Just two people in a bliss. It's got to be her. Only her. And by the time he realizes he's letting her slip, More Than This is the next chapter. And he's on the verge of broken-hearted and on the verge of slipping in and out of reality because he lost her. So basically Gotta Be You (to me.) is one of the guys taking a girls virginity (innocence) and wanting nothing but to be fwb but when they realize they like her too much she finds someone else to rock her body right. #upallnightuncovered 2w

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fakelimanpayne Tomorrow is like a surgery day and I honestly hate surgery days because I can't focus on anything because I'm too scared for what'll happen so if you see me post like 50 times Monday early in the morning it's because I'm nervous and im scared and I just want to vent. Are you all ready for the reveal on what Gotta Be You means?!?!?! I'll post it ASAP! --
When is ur birthday?? Mine is december 29th!
3w

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fakelimanpayne I don't know if you guys knew this, but all three albums all have a story starting with Up All Night and ending with Midnight Memories. Now that FOUR is coming out next month, they'll be wrapping up this storyline. I literally uncovered all the songs and it's about the same girl in most of them. The same girl from Up All Night. And after listening to Four and Steal My Girl the story is starting to make so much more sense now. The meaning behind each song (to me, at least) is so important because it goes into the next album deeper. Take Me Home was the album that let loose while Midnight Memories went in deeper and was like, "This is who this song is about." Each song on each album goes deeper into the meaning of the girl and what she meant to him/them and I'm so excited for Four because I want to know what happens next in the story. I uncovered What Makes You Beautiful about a year ago (find that under #upallnightuncovered) and if you all want me to, I can post all the meanings/stories of each song off each album (just say like uncover them please!) and I'll do it as long as I get more than 5 comments because I literally go hardcore into the uncovering these songs meaning. If you have any request on any other artist than 1D and want me to uncover their album and songs, DM me! :) 3w

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fakelimanpayne all I see is this proposal and I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't care for it????? all I care about is when Zayn and Liam gonna make it official they've been dating for like every bc Ziam is love and love is real. also this is my favorite picture ever and I posted this like a year ago and wanted to post it again bye 3w

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fakelimanpayne I just need to rant, please ignore me. It's been exactly half a year since I lost my voice. I have every right to be angry at the world. I have every right to be upset and to want to be alone. I can't talk proper for peeps sake. Everyday I'm asked if I'm sick and or contagious and it annoys me. No I do not have a cold. No I am not contagious. I am just a normal girl who used to go to college and who used to love life. I'm just a normal girl who lives in Southern California. The girl I used to be half a year ago is so long gone. I've been on so many different meds I don't know what I'm doing with myself. I've had countless cancer tests and seen so many specialists and I'm annoyed because no one knows what's wrong. They keep saying cancer and then I get tested and it's not cancer. They don't know what's wrong with me. I have every right to hate the life I live. My life is a mystery. I hate not knowing if I have cancer and I hate not knowing why I can't talk. I hate not having any friends because I'm too scared they'll leave me based on the way I talk. I'm so tired of everything. I need and want answers for how shitty my life has become. I just need some reassurance that even if it's cancer I'll get through it and I need some reassurance that if its not cancer and something less serious that's can move on with my life. I just want everything the way that it was but that's wishful thinking. I've been wishing for that for half a year and nothing has helped me so far. I think the worst part is not knowing why you are the way you are and having to be sent to a specialist an hour and a half away from your house. I just wish things were easier, is all. I hope MONDAY i get my answers and I hope im able to breathe again without being scared it'll be my last breath. I just had to rant. I'm sorry. 3w

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fakelimanpayne If you're reading this, if there's air in your lungs from this September air, then there is still hope for you. Your story is still going. You are adding more chapters to your storyline everyday. Every second. Every minute. Every hour. Every week. A new chapter and a new story is told. Your story holds so many things. But your story isn't finished yet. You still have chapters to uncover and readers to surprise. There is still time for your sad story to turn romantic. There is still time for the girl with broken dreams to be happy. There is still time for that skinny boy to gain muscle. There is still time. There is always enough time. They say people who are depressed have an unrealistic view of life. I wonder if those people are actually depressed because they have a realistic view of life. You are still going. Your chapters and your stories are still going. You are a storyline and a chapter still going. If you need a voice to speak out for you, here it is. Here's that voice telling you to breathe in this September air because today, is the last September 28,2014 OR September 29,2014 for us. Think of all the beauty you have left to see, all the beauty that is still around you. In your darkest times, go to this place. You may have had a good day today, or a bad day today, but either way, I am writing this entirely for you. I am writing this for you because I want you to know that you are your hair - short or long, or no hair at all. And you are the books you read, and the films you watch. The music you listen to and the people you meet. You are the conversations you're engaged in , you are the sound of the ocean - a breath of fresh air, the brightest light in the darkest corner. The light from the sun is still a part of the sun as my thoughts of keeping you alive are as real as any part of you. This is your voice. I hope you use it. 3w

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fakelimanpayne A reminder that you are beautiful because you are you. And you are the ONLY you to ever walk this earth. That's rad as fuck! Don't be afraid to be who you want to be. Do whatever it is you want. No one should determine your worth and your beauty for you. Take advantage of being unique and stay true to who you really are. Stop being scared and paralyzed and anxious you won't amount to societies standards. Fuck societies standards. You're beautiful. I don't need to see you to know it. I know you're beautiful. Everyone has got beauty in them despite who they are and what they've done. They might be the shittiest person in the world, but they've been been beautiful before. People love all shapes and sizes. Stop body shaming yourself because you met that one person who thinks you're fat. There is one person in this world who you have yet to meet who will love all your love handles. Don't change yourself because that one person doesn't like you. Change yourself because you want to. If you enjoy your body, fuck it, continue to be body positive! If you don't like it? Rack up the guts and make a change....the healthy way. Fuck everyone who has ever brought you down. Tie up those loose ends and move on. Meet friends who will bring you up when you've only been knocked down. The only time you should be looking down is when you're tying your shoes. Fuck that girl down the street who's been bullying you, or that guy in your home room who sneers at you because you're still a virgin. Fuck everyone because when you get older you will find out who you are and that you're better off without those who brought you down. Be that 'fat' virgin, or that skinny virgin. Be that 'fat' girl who's body positive and loves her body, be that 'skinny' girl who loves her body, and admires all bodies out there. Be that person who doesn't shame other people because of who they are what they look like. Be body positive. Be true to yourself. Be rad. Be you. -From your friend (the owner of this account.) -Uniqua. 4w
  •   vannah.harvey Oh Liam marry me already ilysm! 4w
  •   amiee_carolinnaa U literally made my day , omfg ilysm ! 4w
  •   hithereimclare I love you so much. 4w
  •   anne.doe19 You go girl 4w
  •   reyrey.ann Thank you so much for this. Literally made my day. Your my inspiration and positive source. ily 4w
  •   mimmii_xx This is so sweet i really had a tear in my eye thank you <3 4w
  •   vaaaleeeriiie there needs to be more people like you in the world 4w
  •   d.a.n.i.e.l.a This was so needed right now it was amazing 4w

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fakelimanpayne excuse the fuck out of you. who gave you the right? 4w

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fakelimanpayne ummmm it's been a year since the "it's a snake habitat" tweet like um what I swore that was posted like a month ago where has time gone?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I FEEL SO OLD WOW RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT TIME TO SLOW DOWN! 4w

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