es_fang Sometimes after a gnarly Saturday night call, you need a gnarly Sunday morning hospital breakfast. 6d

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es_fang iron n aluminum n tobacco leaf slurry plus a mad scientist = handsome handiwork 1w

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es_fang Sad that my days in the OR are limited. More sad that my hoarding habits are in full bloom. #splashzoneprotection #noHepCinmyeyetoday 3w
  •   suisvinze Is it possible to save those for our next 80s bopper night? Haha 3w

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es_fang I said I wanted "dramático". So homeboy cut some drama. Now I can't get Mary J Blige out of my head. 1mon

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es_fang Stick a fork in me, I'm done 1mon

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es_fang Dream home 2mon

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es_fang Another white coat falling victim to a treacherous pen explosion. #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings 2mon

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es_fang Finally Czech'd out the giant French Fries. Dvořák took us where no man has ever gone before. #spontaneoussymphonydate thank you @bethknierim 2mon

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es_fang Wah wah wi wahllpaper. #getyourbackupoffthewall 3mon

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es_fang Citgo sign got me time traveling back to my baby bean days. 3mon

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es_fang Braving the SPLASH ZONE. A "procedure card" for 45 vaginal deliveries and a few cesarians. Happy Birthday you slippery lil buggers. BOOM. #droppednone and yes, almost all of the ladies pooped 4mon

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es_fang When your water breaks, you make snowflakes on the inside. #ferning 4mon

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es_fang pretty lines from last weekend. how does this happen? Geology friends help me learn! 4mon

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es_fang I just bought 21 tamales. Time to boogie. 4mon
  •   wileyduhhh boogie in your butt 4mon
  •   lbarlog So jealous! 4mon
  •   mmurfey I thought the mole said mule at first and I got nervous like, noooooo don't eat the ass tamales!! 4mon
  •   heyitzjenjen Ooo mole 4mon
  •   es_fang @mmurfey assmales for everyone! 4mon

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es_fang Sure blue that one #pomonatrack 5mon

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es_fang Starting at midnight, all the newborns were wrapped in a stocking. Placenta and all.
Just kidding about the placenta tho. Merry Xmas. Goodnight.
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  •   ghartpants What do you wrap Chanukah babies in? 5mon
  •   plagetime That's what I came home in! 5mon
  •   cioff I still have my placenta covered one! 5mon
  •   es_fang @ghartpants giant dreidel satchels stitched with hannukah gelt:) 5mon
  •   es_fang @cioff ! Happy birthday ma dear! 5mon

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es_fang A Haiku about baby catching: Fast Delivery/ No time for face mask or gown/
Blood flatus near mouth #jesuswhy #hospitalviewz #PhysicianPrayer #hospitalFArt
5mon

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es_fang If I were man, I'd likely be a Bro. If I were I flower, I'd definitely be this BROmeliad. Thank you @lenaeday for gifting this beaut. #supBRO 5mon

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es_fang Nature's Color Party #thatwinterlite 5mon
  •   yesgraham That was cray. Watched from down the street. 5mon

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es_fang Total Confidence Booster. #notmyhospital 5mon

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