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eralcssim Tonight's venue. 51min

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eralcssim The stripe twins 1d
  •   mychit Love this. To quote Lindsay, "Twinning!" 1d
  •   eralcssim It would help if I tagged the right person in this photo. Sorry @len_snog 22h

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eralcssim Nothing says "I am a mature professional adult woman" like using a sandwich baggie for your #makeup 2d

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eralcssim Get my rifle. My mom's gonna have the freshest turkey for Thanksgiving. 6d
  •   eralcssim This fluffy sumbitch and his dumb friends have been pecking at my aunt's sunroom door since 11 am. 6d

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eralcssim There's a children's wear designer at Oshkosh who's way into #Outkast. 1w
  •   eralcssim You have no idea how badly I wanted to get a sharpie and correct the entire stack of shirts. 1w
  •   metschick I need this shirt. It's osh kosh, you say? 1w
  •   eralcssim @metschick yup! I saw it at the Oshkosh outlet store. 1w

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eralcssim If you're married, congratulations, because this is what it's like to try to get a date these days. 1w
  •   bthny Ew 1w
  •   bthny Was he whining about you not responding or something? 1w
  •   eralcssim You know it @bthny 1w
  •   bthny Dudes are the fucking worst 1w
  •   mmays22 Uh. Delete from phone. 1w
  •   ecrouch1979 I read that as "no chili." I might be hungry. 1w

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eralcssim This week's #nailsofinstagram: Deborah Lippmann Modern Love. Best greige ever. 2w

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eralcssim My polling place doesn't give out stickers, so necessity is the mother of invention. #ivoted 3w

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eralcssim bb Jennifer Connelly serving face on face on face, teach me your face-serving ways 3w

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eralcssim RUN EM JEWELS FAST #RTJ 3w

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eralcssim We can do it! 3w

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eralcssim I imagine their SEO guy gets a lot of weird organic searches. 3w

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eralcssim HOT TAKE: Better than In-N-Out. 4w

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eralcssim A pretty sunset can make even the Pennsylvania Turnpike look nice. 4w

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eralcssim Hands off my @jonathanadler office mug, co-workers. 4w

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eralcssim Didn't faint, didn't cry, because Freddy Kruger wouldn't. 1mon

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eralcssim My new bffs @minusthebear. 1mon

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eralcssim I can see your through those jeans. 1mon

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eralcssim @thatjcrewginghamshirt is on the move 1mon

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