eralcssim Serving Beverly Goldberg business realness today #gpoyw 1d

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eralcssim You guys, I think I have a problem... 2d

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eralcssim Two tubes, no tears. I AM IRON MAN. 2d

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eralcssim How we whatever now. #tinder 4d
  •   daciampaglia I just totes LOLed 4d
  •   beardsinc It's an important and relevant cultural question, admittedly. His timing was just a tad off. 4d
  •   njpanick He needed directions. Tryin to get three lbs of Cracker Barrel cheddar for the low. 4d

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eralcssim @thatjcrewginghamshirt thinks you should swipe right (I did) #jcrew #gingham #tinder #foreveralone 2w
  •   eralcssim Also I forgot I link to my Instagram profile on tinder so I hope this poor guy doesn't see this 😬 2w

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eralcssim Statuary in the Elizabeth Street Garden #latergram 2w

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eralcssim TAPS 3w

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eralcssim I WAITED EIGHT YEARS FOR THIS!!!!!! 😎 #dfa1979 3w
  •   atribed how were they??? 3w
  •   eralcssim @atribed INCREDIBLE. SO LOUD. I raged out so hard there is not a single part of my body that doesn't hurt today. 3w
  •   atribed that is all the best news 2w

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eralcssim I WANT IT ALL #utphilly #dfa1979 3w

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eralcssim Meet my Jonathan Adler Christmas ornaments, class of 2014. 3w

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eralcssim Le maître chef 3w

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eralcssim Tonight's venue. 4w

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eralcssim The stripe twins 4w
  •   mychit Love this. To quote Lindsay, "Twinning!" 4w
  •   eralcssim It would help if I tagged the right person in this photo. Sorry @len_snog 4w

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eralcssim Nothing says "I am a mature professional adult woman" like using a sandwich baggie for your #makeup 4w

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eralcssim Get my rifle. My mom's gonna have the freshest turkey for Thanksgiving. 1mon
  •   eralcssim This fluffy sumbitch and his dumb friends have been pecking at my aunt's sunroom door since 11 am. 1mon

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eralcssim There's a children's wear designer at Oshkosh who's way into #Outkast. 1mon
  •   eralcssim You have no idea how badly I wanted to get a sharpie and correct the entire stack of shirts. 1mon
  •   w_mdejesus I need this shirt. It's osh kosh, you say? 1mon
  •   eralcssim @metschick yup! I saw it at the Oshkosh outlet store. 1mon

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eralcssim If you're married, congratulations, because this is what it's like to try to get a date these days. 1mon
  •   bthny Ew 1mon
  •   bthny Was he whining about you not responding or something? 1mon
  •   eralcssim You know it @bthny 1mon
  •   bthny Dudes are the fucking worst 1mon
  •   mmays22 Uh. Delete from phone. 1mon
  •   ecrouch1979 I read that as "no chili." I might be hungry. 1mon

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eralcssim This week's #nailsofinstagram: Deborah Lippmann Modern Love. Best greige ever. 1mon

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