emsha This is almost totally serious. 2016 is gonna be a great year! 9h

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emsha These little guys are selling like hot cakes!
Nothing says 'I love you' like a kitsch hand drawn card.
emsha.bigcartel.com
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emsha "My kingdom for a kiss upon your shoulder ..."
Valentine's Day is approaching and I'm selling appropriately themed cards! Check them out at emsha.bigcartel.com
Link also resides eternally in my bio.
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emsha CARDS CAN NOW BE PURCHASED!! My bio contains the link! 7d

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emsha Neville before he got abs and dental work! Still such a catch.
Cards are going to the printers today! Stay tuned!
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emsha There's nothing more comforting than holding a bag of Doritos at a party when you're feeling awkward.
It's confronting to admit that I'm looking for something similar in a relationship. But in the mean time, who needs to hold someone's hand when you can hold a bag of cheese flavoured chips?! 🙃🙃🙃
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emsha Another card! This lyric has never made sense, so I reappropriated it to be about a Plover bird, which probably makes marginally more sense. 2w

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emsha It's another V-Day card! Usually people say 'ready to mingle' but there is honestly nothing worse than mingling and Pringles are so good even though logistically sometimes they're hard to access in their chip cylinder home. They're worth pursuing.
Incidentally, 'Single and Ready to Pringle' is the working title of my autobiography but more on that later.
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emsha VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS COMING SOON

Everyone is catered for; whether you're going steady with a long term bae, or living the single life sans bae, or you just want to love on your platonic friends, I got you boo.
STAY TUNED PLEASE
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emsha Come at me Monday, I am ready 4w

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emsha I found these beautiful kittens abandoned and living near a bin in one of my retirement villages. So naturally I took all 4 home because I had trouble finding a vet or shelter that had a guaranteed no kill policy. I can't care for them all and they need loving homes. If you are interested please contact me on 0409993142 (I know it's not advisable to publicise my number but that's how seriously I want these junior cats to be safe ) 4w
  •   matty_a @lisargent are you still thinking of getting a cat? 4w
  •   jesseblayney 4w
  •   mizumizumiso The Cat Protection Society in Enmore is Sydney's only no kill shelter. You can surrender them there and they will 100% take care of them medically and find loving homes 4w
  •   emsha @mizumizumiso thank you, that's so good to know for the future! Amazingly, the kitties are already in a temporary loving home and are being taken care of. This couple is taking them to vet today and then rehoming them among friends. Not all heroes wear capes! 4w
  •   mizumizumiso Ahh, that's good news 🐈 4w
  •   mitchhammond Just so you know... I have a V addiction too... My car is regular cleared of empty cans 4w
  •   emsha @mitchhammond hahaha. solidarity! thank you for making me feel less alone 4w
  •   mitchhammond Haha. And Bek always tells me I'm going to die young with organ failure... Oh well. #notalone 4w

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emsha Sometimes Monday feels like trying to rollerblade the entire Great Barrier Reef but I'm trying to Carp Diem today so we'll see how it goes. 1mon

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emsha I want to be in the X-files reboot. (Thanks to @thehonestjones for seeing, believing and meming the bottom meme) 1mon

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emsha Happy Birthday to this mermaid sister! She is so smart at everything and is the only person in the world I trust to make a Europop playlist 1mon

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emsha Yesterday was perfect. All of my love to my beautiful friends @eleanorwitt and @benhugh
Also this photo was taken by photographer queen bff @alexcarlyle
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emsha 'Aladidas', 2015 2mon

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emsha No but really 2mon

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emsha Christmas Miracle! 2mon

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emsha I sold out my second run of calendars in two days! If you feel like you've been robbed of this light hearted organisational piece of stationary then email me! {em.pitman.123@gmail.com}
Otherwise stay tuned for some crazy developments next year; drawings as tiny, tiny nail art, drawings carved into bars of soap and printed on shower curtains, and tattoo stencils if you're a hardcore supporter. Yasss can't wait

Thanks to everyone who bought one! It's been a real joy. X
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  •   jaxbouchier I need to preorder a shower curtain! 2mon
  •   linlinrose The crystal adds a lot to this photo 2mon
  •   njacksonold Are you going to be making anymore !! I want one soooo bad, Molly showed me hers and I just love it 1mon
  •   emsha @nataliajackson hey girl! I might do another run in early Jan. I'll let you know! 1mon

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emsha 'Drakeula', 2015

In other news, I sold out all my calendars and they've gone to reprint literally this minute. If you want to buy one the link is forever in my bio!
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