emsha The moment you realise you're not singing Star Spangled Banner and are ACTUALLY SINGING THE PAGENT SONG FROM MISS CONGENIALITY. Sorry America 3d
  •   melfornito One in a million is by far my favourite miss congeniality song 3d
  •   becd This is still the best thing I can't stop laughing!! Least one of us knew it! @emsha 3d
  •   kristalkellaway Hahaha still can't stop laughing 3d
  •   tengyerui 😀 3d
  •   alwayslibby This is hilarious 2d

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emsha Tilikum birthday cake! @_sarahsez 5d

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emsha The vibe when you in traffic and you slow down soooo much to let someone in front of you and they don't even thank you wave 1w

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emsha 😎 2w

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emsha Patrollin' 2w

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emsha Eurythmics eurythmics eurythmics 1mon
  •   annacullimore *awkwardly laughing on semi packed train* 1mon
  •   vashtilatu Not this again @annacullimore *doing same thing* 1mon
  •   mjdegroot Sweet dreams are made of cheese
    Who am I to dis a Brie
    I cheddar the world and a Feta cheese
    Everybody's looking for Stilton 1mon
  •   mjdegroot Sweet dreams are made of cheese
    Colby or Chevre, if you please
    I ferment the milk and then I squeeze
    Everybody needs penicillium 1mon
  •   mjdegroot I prefer cheese as my snack of choice.. 1mon
  •   emsha @mjdegroot No words. So beautiful, so elaborate, so honest 1mon

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emsha In a way, I think I always knew. 1mon

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emsha A couple of dumplings in miso soup @_sarahsez @kristalkellaway (@becd not pictured but present and taking the photo) 1mon

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emsha but it's cold 1mon

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emsha Why is this crate not called 'Strong, Independent Bananas who are alone by choice', Woolworths? 2mon

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emsha Eating food and watching Parks and Rec with these bosses 2mon

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emsha "Did you get that cold from necking with your boyfriends?!" - Joan on our fifth Mcdate 2mon
  •   emsha Not even bothered by the assumption of plural boyfriends 2mon
  •   narikamckenzie So much love for this 2mon
  •   shelleyaw Hilarious. Do people even know what "necking" is these days? 2mon
  •   emsha Haha! @shelleyaw Probably not! I spent time in England though, and with lots of old people, so it's definitely in my vocabulary 2mon
  •   guyrickard Hahahahaa!!! 2mon
  •   kristalkellaway Fast food photos with Joan are my favourite 2mon
  •   danielletooleyartist Omg. 2mon

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emsha high school. shout out to @becd and @annechopop 2mon

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emsha three grams in one day and I'm not even sorry 2mon

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emsha ridin' through the caves wit my woes 2mon

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emsha 🌲 2mon

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emsha coachella going off! 2mon

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2mon emsha
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emsha all these emails are congratulating me on how well I'm managing adulthood 2mon

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3mon emsha
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emsha hot damn this is a pro in action @florabyrachelallan 3mon

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3mon emsha
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emsha still better than my drivers licence 3mon

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