eltron That one time @dankcrystal took me to see Black Sabbath. (Photo cred/regram @yvokaneavo ) #iamironman 21h

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eltron Oh nothin, just being catty... (We may or may not like you JK WE DOOO!!) #kittytalk #bestfwends 3d
  •   stormyrabbit Mr. Handsome!! 3d
  •   eltron @stormyrabbit we talked about our feelings over coffee this morning- he misses you but is glad you're getting some sunshine 3d

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eltron Today was beer in the shower good. #earnedit #whostheboss #suckittonydanza 1w
  •   howardhatesyou But not fill-the-tub-full-of-beer good? 1w
  •   natemicek Every day is beer in the shower good if you try hard enough 1w
  •   _samayyah_ YAS, QUEEN. 1w
  •   eltron @howardhatesyou not sure I have enough beer. @natemicek if you do it every day it's not as special! 1w
  •   howardhatesyou I like natemicek's idea. SPECIAL IS THE NEW NORMAL. 1w
  •   lpfreehugs Shower beers are the only thing keeping Arizonans sane. Scrambled brains and all. 5d

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eltron I think we had fun last night. #killinit #killedit 2w

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eltron 18 hours of this mega babe in my life #winning 3w

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eltron Tattoo giveaway say whaaaaaaat?! @allysonleighbennett does some great work! #scapegoattattoo 3w

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eltron Here's a thing I do! From little sweetie succulents to moss gardens and enclosed terrariums, check out @birdhouseplants All for sale. Always up for trades. All reasonably priced. #birdhouseplants 4w
  •   eztfive Damn, this Lady's got talent! 4w
  •   tugboatcaptain I probably need one of these... 4w
  •   freshharibo YEAH!! Cuties!! they look amazing!! 4w
  •   eltron There are about to be a bunch more coming up! 4w

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eltron This is how we vacuum now. #futuressobright #roomba #notbad 4w

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eltron They're never too young.. #talktoyourcats #guncontrol #safetyfirst (he is feeling much better today- thanks for the healing vibes!!) 4w

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eltron GTFO MEE TOOOOO!!! #pegging 4w

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eltron Somebody is feeling under the weather. Keep Nacho in your happy thoughts! @mrs_metal said it best: there's nothing worse than having a sick kid. #wakemewhenitscaturday 4w
  •   noeyebrowz Does he have a fever?? 4w
  •   howardhatesyou Just let us know if we can help... xo 4w
  •   paintedbimbo Love, light, cat nip and snuggles!!! 4w
  •   eltron Pretty sure it's a spider bite! Poor guy. 4w

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eltron My very first moped : Little Wonder #youlittlewonderlittlewonderyou Safe Home, David Jones (Bowie). There's a hole in my heart that I will fill with love in your name. 4w

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eltron In an Ayn Randian world of web based "share" corporations designed to fuck the little guy, I proudly raise my middle finger to unnecessary change while standing tall and supporting my friends at Radio Cab. #isupportradiocab #radiocab #portlandlocal #fuckuber (thanks @truhniverse ) 4w

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eltron Puddle Cutters: Pro Wrestling edition. (BEST FIELD TRIP EVER) 4w

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eltron Pre-gaming in Troutdale, about to see us some Pro Wrestling. #puddlecutters 4w
  •   tarshina I live in Tdale! 4w
  •   howardhatesyou I hope you get into the ring! 4w
  •   attackoftheyeti Hey I'm gonna be in Portland in a week! I wanna see your face!! 4w
  •   eltron @attackoftheyeti WHAT?!? That's the best thing I've heard all day! (And I heard some pretty amazing stuff today) Lets do all the hanging out!!! I'm so excited!!! 4w

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eltron Chippy chap chap lippy poooooo #ouchies 1mon

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