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eloquentoctopus Smuggling crab zippers in from Joe's at The Crab Pot is the way to go! 5d

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eloquentoctopus My favorite nail color is black and the best part about these...they don't stain your nails black because they're wraps. Hell yea! #DarkestBlackJN 5d

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eloquentoctopus Yes, folks. I will be smuggling in my Joe's crab zipper to the Crab Pot tonight. #sorrynotsorry 5d

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eloquentoctopus Zero fucks given 1w

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  •   joeyk201 Weirdo 2w
  •   eloquentoctopus @joeyk201 this is your brother's fault. He turned Gus on to getting a drink from the faucet. Now you can't go you the bathroom without him bugging you for it! :) 1w

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eloquentoctopus This is how Zooey "hides" 2w

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eloquentoctopus I don't have my Zooey girl but at least Jackson is keeping me company 3w

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eloquentoctopus Raeann Phillips singing a favorite! 4w

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eloquentoctopus And that's a win! #SEAvDC @soundersfc 1mon

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eloquentoctopus Dewy not sweaty at the @soundersfc match! #gosounders #SEAvDC #PatriotJN 1mon

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eloquentoctopus Zooey Deschanel is not pleased by this heat...92°in the house. Le sigh. 1mon

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eloquentoctopus Good boy won't come past the doorway #gustopheroctavius 1mon

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eloquentoctopus Pool party what! 1mon

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