elitmer Trek across the Brooklyn Bridge today. I was the only person without a selfie-stick. I wasn't upset. 23h

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elitmer Whatever a #FBF is to the time @alanglick @s_n_g and myself were making friends with Egyptian police. #NotArrested #SpringBreakCairo 3w

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elitmer Chapter 2 in #TextsFromEgypt. Written by: @vagabondblogger aka Lucille Bluth 1mon

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elitmer Sometimes you just gotta settle down. #SundaySettlers 1mon

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elitmer I've been afraid this day would come. All great things must end... #DailyShow @thedailyshow 2mon

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elitmer Tranquil Brooklyn 2mon

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elitmer The More You Know -- w/flying Katy Perry. #SuperBowl 2mon

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elitmer Mother Knows Best. #ToughLove #FullyVaccinated 2mon

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elitmer BREAKING: Wealthy white male decides not to run for GOP nomination. 2mon

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elitmer 1st edition of Texts from Egypt. Featuring: @vagabondblogger @jacklitmer @litmer2 2mon

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elitmer Great article on the @NYTimes front page today. Read about @Everytown efforts to act where DC won't on gun violence prevention. 3mon

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elitmer "I want you to throw the ball, but I don't want to give it to you." - @cooperisadog thoughts. 3mon

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elitmer The prosciutto and puff wrap holds in the juice. Leads to a incredibly juicy and tender piece of beef. #NailedIt #BeefWellington #FlavorExplosion #LitmerChristmasCookingShow #IAlsoMakeScrambledEggs 3mon
  •   datakata My mom says that it looks stunning. #sharingthebeef 3mon
  •   stevescm Dude are you Suffield? Will you be saving any leftovers? @mdipi and I will be there... 3mon
  •   stevescm This looks unreal 3mon
  •   elitmer @stevescm lol "leftovers" yeah... There's no such thing. 3mon
  •   cairie Damn! That's some next level Christmas dinner!! 3mon
  •   annacchilds 🐄🐖 3mon
  •   dafyddelias Don't put coworkers I like in your emoji strands, Anna. I take it personally. 3mon

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elitmer T-Minus 18mins until #BeefWellington Beef -> Prosciutto and duxelles wrap -> puff pastry wrap -> oven -> mouths 3mon

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elitmer @washingtonpost vs. @Vox -- One newsfeed, two completely different takes on 'The Interview' 3mon

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elitmer Cat under the tree. Hiding from @cooperisadog #Trouble #ThingsThatWontEndWell 3mon

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elitmer Realization while at my Thanksgiving holiday dental checkup ritual: Smartphones have forever changed the waiting room. #UnusedMagazines #WaitingRooms 4mon

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elitmer New Music Tuesday 4mon

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elitmer Back in Brooklyn. This is what happens in my absence. #DontCallThatNumber 5mon

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