elise_schmitt Turns out Wrigleyville is the perfect place for a race because runners will want to get the hell out of there as fast as they fucking can.
7th in my division, 22nd female overall. #10k #racetowrigley
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elise_schmitt I don't always eat healthy but when I do I fucking don't. 2d

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elise_schmitt Show me one person who can say that this dog doesn't look like she's had a facelift and I'll show you a liar. #botched 1w

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elise_schmitt Live Laugh Regret ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1w
  •   dylansomeone can i buy the bottom right pic off u thnx 1w

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elise_schmitt #averagehurts 🏻🏻🏻🏻 1w

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elise_schmitt If you don't refer to a dog's front paws as their "hands" then I invite you to please get the hell out of my face forever. #goose 2w

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elise_schmitt We have some nationally ranked kids here today and this little dude just killed it in our #traverse race. BEAST. #bkblove #bkbfinalfour #bouldering #dyno 3w

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elise_schmitt Very special guest route setter today at @bkbchicago #bkblove 1mon

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elise_schmitt White girl wasted. #mfa #boston 1mon

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elise_schmitt STOP TRYING TO MAKE SNOW HAPPEN, BOSTON. #mfa #boston 1mon

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elise_schmitt Started from the bottom and I'm still here because I haven't learned how to top-rope yet. #bkblove #boston 1mon

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elise_schmitt ️NYC. See you soon, Boston! #bkblove 1mon

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elise_schmitt BOOM. Nephew. Looking ~fresh~ #babyb 1mon

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elise_schmitt ~werk~ #bkblove 1mon

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elise_schmitt Took exactly seven minutes for me to get into an argument with a cab driver this morning. Always a pleasure, New York. 1mon
  •   laurenboukas Credit card? 1mon
  •   elise_schmitt No! He refused to believe my destination (a specific train station) existed. It did and it DOES. So I peaced out early and took a different line... Which then resulted in a comedy of errors but MY LIFE so. Typical. @laurenboukas 1mon

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elise_schmitt Something I have in common with cats is that we both like dead fish... Though the most prevalent similarity is probs the selfish asshole thing¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #catchoftheday #grouper 1mon

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elise_schmitt A serial killer-y thing about me is that I enjoy taking pictures of random birds while listening to cheesy 60's French pop. Alone. GOOD MORNING. 1mon

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elise_schmitt I'm thankful for a lot of things but not being in Chicago during the St. Patrick's Day celebration tops the list. Woof. 1mon

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