elise_schmitt Not saying I'm mad at Kev for beating me at checkers, but I'd look AMAZING kneeling next to his grave. @kevinmheineman 3d

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elise_schmitt Bathtub friends are the best friends. 4d

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elise_schmitt I've decided to keep being an inspiration to everyone. #humble 4d

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elise_schmitt You guys my friend is having a baby. And she's keeping it! 5d

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elise_schmitt Talents: babies. 5d

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elise_schmitt Very proud of my fully grown pup who attempted to conquer a treacherous three inches of still water today. 2/5 stars. C+ 1w
  •   laurenboukas 2/5 is actually an F. 1w
  •   elise_schmitt I'm aware. Two people ranking, two scores. I was the harsher critic. @laurenboukas 1w
  •   benjarvis I am very proud of Goose. One thing most people do not understand is that a C+ in doggie grades equates to roughly a C in human grades. So I could not be more happier to see her excel with a passing grade. 1w
  •   elise_schmitt Hahaha Ben! I knew I could count on you to really grasp the depth of this accomplishment. Goose is thrilled you are proud and she says hello! @benjarvis 1w

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elise_schmitt She looks pretty legit until I tell you that pack is full of High Life. 1w
  •   kback81 That makes her even more legit. 1w

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  •   elise_schmitt "People have died, Elise." - My mothers warning after telling her I was going to a park. K. 2w
  •   borderlinephil The Wishing Well? Nice. Did you climb into the cave on the left? 2w
  •   elise_schmitt We went everywhere! And to Starved Rock too, was hoping for more trails but a lot were closed. Still fun though! @borderlinephil 1w

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elise_schmitt You guys my dad is nailing the skinny arm. 2w

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elise_schmitt People assume Lucy is much younger than her real age because she hasn't accomplished anything. 2w
  •   jetski83 Well she looks like a successful barrister in this pic. .... 2w
  •   silvia_raffa Hahahah 2w

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elise_schmitt Have you ever seen a smile without an Instagram filter? It is fucking hideous. @ddorman19 4w

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elise_schmitt When I didn't give a shit about pants. #tbt 4w

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elise_schmitt oh dope. 4w
  •   elruby The Elise Schmitt Story. 4w

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elise_schmitt Here is a picture that makes even the Taste of Chicago look deceivingly bearable. 1mon

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elise_schmitt LOOKIN' FLY AS HELL. 1mon
  •   kback81 Camping tarp is the new black 1mon

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elise_schmitt Bless this mess. #rosè 2mon

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