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edwardhansen My Mom got into my car, picked up this old Arctic Monkey's CD, stared at me suspiciously, then asked if it was "pornography" or "lewd material" just in case you guys needed another reason to understand why I'm insane. 3d

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edwardhansen TURNDOWN4WHAT 3d

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edwardhansen Guys, I'm being SEMI-sexually harassed by a Perverted Barista and LIVING FOR EVERY SECOND OF IT. 4d

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edwardhansen Thursday's KILLIN IT 5d

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edwardhansen YOU WERE EVERYTHING TO 1999-ME!!! #tbt 5d

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edwardhansen I lost my mind for a second and bought this. It was absolutely disgusting and not right. 5d
  •   stephbewls Better eat some McDonald's to get that taste out of your mouth! 5d
  •   edwardhansen @stephbewls I know-guess I should rinse my mouth out with a McD's fountain diet coke 5d
  •   larzmarie Why. 5d
  •   lesliegrossman Ed these are the grossest things that have ever been manufactured I legit got nauseous just imagining you eating this 5d
  •   edwardhansen @lesliegrossman It was a *Nene Leakes Gag GIF* moment for sure 5d
  •   mryney You need to buy the red one, they are delicious! 5d
  •   folkinz I had the raspberry ones last night & I convinced someone try them so I wouldn't be the only one to know how gross they were. 4d

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edwardhansen At my high school graduation with my fave cousin/BFF @mryney (notice the Mark McGrath highlights - every boy in school absolutely HAD TO HAVE THEM that spring/summer). #PrivateSchoolGirl 5d
  •   mryney Omg we are such babies! I miss you mucho! 5d

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edwardhansen BEST SCENE ️ (the Elvis costume+the headdress+TRUE LOVE REVEAL=EVERYTHING) 6d

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edwardhansen You bet your sweet ass "Honeymoon in Vegas" is one of my fave movies OF ALL TIME 6d

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edwardhansen If you ain't got some fat-ass tires and a Chihuahua hanging out your damn backpack, GET YOUR LIFE! 6d

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edwardhansen Fave building in Long Beach 6d
  •   blacklagoon I had a friend who lived here many moons ago! 6d
  •   edwardhansen @blacklagoon lucky! I've always loved this chateau 6d
  •   labelindich Love that neighborhood. Used to live right there. Right behind syndicate on Mariquita 6d

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edwardhansen This is my version of a diet. 6d

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edwardhansen No matter where we are, or who we become, we will always be PRIVATE SCHOOL GIRLS (who love tacos+margaritas). @lesliegrossman 7d

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edwardhansen Last night was pure magic. Thanks 2 @thesonnylee @catysolone @itsmolls for an amazing night, and thanks to @champagnepapi for being an ANGEL. #YoungMoney #Drake 7d

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edwardhansen AIN'T SHIT HOLDING HIM DOWN 1w

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edwardhansen I mean this is just plain fucked up. #HowDareHe 1w
  •   feefs2413 WHAT even is his journey without her? 1w
  •   alexcited I was legit sad when I read this. What hope is there for the rest of us?!?! 1w
  •   instalama1 So there are two women that would fuck sugar bear?! 1w
  •   andreaseigel i have been really upset about this news 1w

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edwardhansen They're playing @Khia and I'm losing my DAMN MIND 1w

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edwardhansen #FBF I'm posting this because it has a very important message: CRICKETS CAN CHIRP, but if you're A QUEEN BEE, you need to follow your DESTINY and never look back. Also, I do love Kelly/am not high right now. 2w

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edwardhansen Thank You @itsmolls for getting into my car, screaming "NO" at this failed handkerchief scarf attempt, then retying said handkerchief scarf so it wasn't quite as tragique. THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND. 2w

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